You may also like to know that this store also sold herbs and spices that had the same goals as these products, but they just didnt make for much of a photo...

The buttock-enlarging cream plays on the same sort of obsession, of course. If one reads an unexpurgated copy of Arabian Nights stories, there are lengthy descriptions of the enormous & well-rounded bum-cakes of attractive characters, both female and male.

As for the cheesesteak... I'm vegetarian for medical reasons, so I wouldn't really know good from bad. But one commentator (on the site, not on Neatorama) correctly pointed out that the best name for the cheesesteak pictured would be "haram." Translated as "forbidden," it's basically the same as "trayf" or "not kosher," and for the same reason: it combines meat & dairy in the same meal. (Of course, the commentator may also have been remarking on its unappetizing appearance. I'm not sure.) In my college days, I assisted a LOT of Somalian students with their English, and quite a few of them "discovered" the Philly cheesesteak experience and loved it! I guess they weren't very observant of the "halal" (kosher) laws, or simply hadn't been told. They all drew the line at eating pork, though.

Virginity soap is an astringent that basically irritates the mucous membranes of the vagina and makes the tissues swell up so that it feels tighter. On account of the pain, increased risk of STD transmission, and increased risk of vaginal injury, it is *highly* unrecommended.

Another stupid thing to do to your vag is "dry sex", as practiced in Africa:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex