Comments on: Caption Monkey 38: Another Satisfied Customer! http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:08:51 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: jenjen http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-748541 jenjen Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:13:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-748541 Roger, plagued for years with excessive self-esteem, followed his doctor's orders to stand one hour a day outside the one place where he knew he'd be the butt of every Internet hipster's keen wit and bile. It was cheaper than meds, but he missed his lunch hour. Roger, plagued for years with excessive self-esteem, followed his doctor's orders to stand one hour a day outside the one place where he knew he'd be the butt of every Internet hipster's keen wit and bile. It was cheaper than meds, but he missed his lunch hour.

]]> By: FlyingFaster http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-744568 FlyingFaster Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:47:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-744568 Huh, so because you get slammed for racial, gender, haircolor, and similar jokes, you go and spew your bile at the last thing you can discriminate against. Bet you feel powerful now eh? Twits. Huh, so because you get slammed for racial, gender, haircolor, and similar jokes, you go and spew your bile at the last thing you can discriminate against.

Bet you feel powerful now eh?

Twits.

]]> By: jimmyhoffascorpse http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-744455 jimmyhoffascorpse Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:57:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-744455 Fatasses apply within Fatasses apply within

]]> By: BgScry http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-742687 BgScry Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:23:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-742687 Hello...Jared? Hello...Jared?

]]> By: BgScry http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-742672 BgScry Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:17:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-742672 Walk in a customer, leave a mascot. Walk in a customer, leave a mascot.

]]> By: RM http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-742328 RM Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:17:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-742328 He´ll smoke a cigar after eating lunch. He´ll smoke a cigar after eating lunch.

]]> By: Stratoblogster http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-741508 Stratoblogster Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:09:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-741508 "Yeah Honey, I'm at an ATM, I'll call you back in a few minutes ok!" "Yeah Honey, I'm at an ATM, I'll call you back in a few minutes ok!"

]]> By: Gladeye http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740636 Gladeye Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:58:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740636 "Hello, operator? There seems to be some sort of pseudo-industrial acujack the keeps alpha-jerking me three feet in front of this phone booth everytime I put my coins in the slot. Plus, I'm fat." "Hello, operator? There seems to be some sort of pseudo-industrial acujack the keeps alpha-jerking me three feet in front of this phone booth everytime I put my coins in the slot. Plus, I'm fat."

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740622 Matt Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:50:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740622 Why did they kick me out? I fit the criteria. Why did they kick me out? I fit the criteria.

]]> By: Jessica http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740621 Jessica Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:49:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740621 "I'm goin', I'm goin'...'" "I'm goin', I'm goin'...'"

]]> By: Heather http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740490 Heather Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:00:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740490 Has belly must fill. Singles ad One large lonely belly looking for someone to help fill the void. Has belly must fill.

Singles ad

One large lonely belly looking for someone to help fill the void.

]]> By: Lesa http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740461 Lesa Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:49:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740461 Hello, Health Inspectors office. Headquarters, this is agent PB (pot belly) This disguise is working great! No one suspects a thing. Now going into establishment........... Hello, Health Inspectors office.
Headquarters, this is agent PB (pot belly)
This disguise is working great! No one suspects a thing.
Now going into establishment...........

]]> By: Mike Ferrara http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740415 Mike Ferrara Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:30:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740415 No, no, no!!! I was looking for Big Belly Bakery damn it! Now I am late for the meeting. Damn.... Hey, is that a reuben special I see? No, no, no!!! I was looking for Big Belly Bakery damn it! Now I am late for the meeting. Damn.... Hey, is that a reuben special I see?

]]> By: Cari Goldman http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740391 Cari Goldman Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:23:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740391 Sometimes you have to go Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came (Theme from "Cheers") Sometimes you have to go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
(Theme from "Cheers")

]]> By: Cari Goldman http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740383 Cari Goldman Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:20:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740383 "I don't get it" "I don't get it"

]]> By: Jsahko http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740341 Jsahko Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:04:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740341 Just when you think you have a place where you finally fit in - where you and you kind are at last welcome - the only-marginally-overweight start to show up and screw it all up. Just when you think you have a place where you finally fit in - where you and you kind are at last welcome - the only-marginally-overweight start to show up and screw it all up.

]]> By: dragon tryst http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-740220 dragon tryst Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:05:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-740220 meet me at the drop-off point... and you might get your sandwich back. meet me at the drop-off point... and you might get your sandwich back.

]]> By: Jyo http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-739945 Jyo Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:10:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-739945 The sign originally read "OATMEAL MACHINE", but Bubba had a bite out of that, too. The sign originally read "OATMEAL MACHINE", but Bubba had a bite out of that, too.

]]> By: Recondomoe http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-739824 Recondomoe Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:16:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-739824 Now, let me think, where was it I was going? Now, let me think, where was it I was going?

]]> By: clairmonde http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-739618 clairmonde Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:48:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-739618 Failing to bring Big Belly Deli more business, Jared decided to walkout and attempt to get a job at Subway. Failing to bring Big Belly Deli more business, Jared decided to walkout and attempt to get a job at Subway.

]]> By: JackAsh http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-739606 JackAsh Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:44:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-739606 Hello? Can you give me the number to the Big Belly Deli, and the location of the nearest ATM? Hello? Can you give me the number to the Big Belly Deli, and the location of the nearest ATM?

]]> By: Steve http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-739358 Steve Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:54:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-739358 "The food here sucks! It's back to Giant Belly Delly for me." "The food here sucks! It's back to Giant Belly Delly for me."

]]> By: Shelby http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738868 Shelby Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:44:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738868 One billion over-served One billion over-served

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738843 MariV Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:35:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738843 Big Belly Deli presents its new mascot: "Big Belly Blues". Big Belly Deli presents its new mascot: "Big Belly Blues".

]]> By: Christophe http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738780 Christophe Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:11:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738780 Dang! I thougt it was the Big Dick Deli. (sorry) ;) Dang! I thougt it was the Big Dick Deli.

(sorry) ;)

]]> By: Ellen http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738735 Ellen Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:55:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738735 Fatboy iz home! Fatboy iz home!

]]> By: Marissa http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738730 Marissa Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:54:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738730 Three Double Pastrami Sandwiches...$30.00 One Bottomless Diet Cola...$1.00 Picture of you and your big belly posted on Neatorama...Priceless Three Double Pastrami Sandwiches...$30.00
One Bottomless Diet Cola...$1.00
Picture of you and your big belly posted on Neatorama...Priceless

]]> By: Rob http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738717 Rob Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:51:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738717 Biggest Loser, Season 1: Where are they Now? Biggest Loser, Season 1: Where are they Now?

]]> By: Marissa http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738678 Marissa Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:40:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738678 Finally, truth in advertising... Finally, truth in advertising...

]]> By: nicholasg http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/comment-page-2/#comment-738646 nicholasg Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:27:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/08/12/caption-monkey-38-another-satisfied-customer/#comment-738646 "Hi,Big Belly Deli. Listen, you still have that lunch buffet thing right? Well....do you have any terms and conditions about buckets...You don't...See you soon" "Hi,Big Belly Deli. Listen, you still have that lunch buffet thing right? Well....do you have any terms and conditions about buckets...You don't...See you soon"

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