Comments on: Lonely Man + Holey Park Bench = Epic Fail

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:36:17 +0000

hol·ey (h?’l?) pronunciation
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
Having holes or full of holes.

Johnny Cat — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:07:01 +0000

The Onion Movie had a skit about this, so no flames about the mentally ill, please.

Johnny Cat — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:04:10 +0000

Sorry, but as a guy, and a hater of other guys that are ruining it for the rest of us, I gotta judge.

PR — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:17:41 +0000

Don´t judge the man. Those shiny little holes look tempting and…. mmmmm

kid_icarus — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:29:35 +0000

i want to know what made this guy think that would be pleasurable in the least bit?

rahuu — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:28:28 +0000

The bench was asking for it. If it hadn’t made itself look so sexy, it wouldn’t have gotten into this position.

Ty — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:40:56 +0000

i’m glad the benches here are all slatted, not holey–i’d love to forget this story.

ted — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:52:05 +0000

Holey?

popeye — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:41:43 +0000

i watched the clip of this guy moaning when the medic were draining his blood out from the news on tv..what a way to be famous.

pfelelep — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:55:17 +0000

Seen on HK’s newaspapers, with pictures of the victim.

…

…I mean the guy!

The guy’s the victim, not the bench!

Holey — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:45:06 +0000

Ouch…. Must be quite desperate to fit into those small holes.

Frank — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:21:34 +0000

Uhhhhh yeahhhh… Big bad boody bench…