
I don’t know who created this, but it’s a finalist in a contest being put on by Galleries One Nine Eight Eight and Something Awful, called Crazy 4 Cult. You can vote for one of the 11 finalists at this link.
*Previously: A Clockwork Orange in pixels.
Remember the Idea Machine / Fun-O-Meter / Funulator story we posted on Neatorama before? Jake Bronstein of Zoomdoggle, the originator of the whole thing is now asking YOU, dear Neatorama readers, for ideas.
The idea (heh!) is to suggest fun things that can be done right now – anything, really – Jake’s favorites include combing your hair like Donald Trump (he has the diagram), take a high jump picture (like this how-to he wrote), and so on.
So. Here’s your chance: what fun ideas would you suggest to Jake for his next installment of the Fun-O-Meter?
Environmental Graffiti has a really neat post about 30 of the weirdest-looking clouds in the sky.
There’s something fishy about this cloud to the left. The photo was taken by Gavin Tobin, a cloudspotter for the Cloud Appreciation Society, over the skies of The Blasket Islands, County Kerry, Ireland.
Check out the entire gallery: Link – Thanks Linda!

Ugandan males in pre-op waiting to get circumcised!
To help reduce the risk of contracting HIV, Godfrey Kigozi of the Rakai health center in Uganda is promoting … circumcision! And he’s even got a song to encourage men (both boys and adults) to get circumcised:
Isaak Simba and his band mates call themselves the Circ Squad. Simba says they all got circumcised last summer and they wrote this song to answer some common questions.
"Everyone asks you the question, so doesn’t it hurt, so what, I have to put on a dress, and the thing is, everything is in the song. If you take your time, and listen carefully, you’ll get everything there, because we advise you accordingly (heh heh)"
"It can be painless, harmless, and brother you know what? You can be right back at your job, with your pants on like you …., but best of all, you don’t need a sick holiday….
Link – Thanks Tiffany!
German doctors have successfully completed the world’s first double arm transplant surgery:
Reiner Gradinger, medical director at the Munich University Clinic where the operation involving 40 doctors, nurses and assistants took place over 15 hours last week, said: "The reattachment appears up to now to have proceeded optimally."
Surgeon Edgar Biemer said the greatest challenge was establishing blood flow between the farmer’s body and muscles in the new arms because the muscles have a limited lifespan.
And he said: "We discussed with the patient that he would have to deal with the fact that his hands were from somebody else.
"But this was discussed before the first heart transplant, and in reality nobody really cared about that."

Following the popularity of Garfield Minus Garfield, it’s only natural that the same thing is applied to other comics. Box Brown, the creator of the adorable Bellen (previously on Neatorama here), did this one: Dilbert Minus Dilbert.
Link – Thanks Brian!
Scientists sometimes do crazy things. Too crazy. Purple Slinky blog (what a name) has an intriguing post about 5 scientists that went too far in the name of science. Take, for instance, Vladimir Demikhov:
Demikhov was a pioneer in organ transplantation. Although he was unable to be the first to do heart transplants in humans, he did do many organ transplants in animals. He was most notoriously known for creating a cruel monstrosity in 1954. He surgically attached the head, shoulders, and front legs of a puppy onto a mature dog. People were astonished, if not repulsed, to see the animals lap up milk from bowls.
Link (with video clips) – thanks Jon Jason!

FloodSim is an online game that lets you control all flood policy decisions and spending in the UK for 3 years ("Whether its deciding how much money to allocate to flood defences, deciding where to build houses, or how best to inform people about the risk of flooding, you are in control.")
At the end of the game, hopefully you won’t have put Westminster underwater! Link [Flash] – via Smart Planet, thanks Adam Vaughan!

Neatorama reader Ariane said that she was thinking of us when she wrote this blog post about an unusually named Yorkshire village in England:
The first time I saw it was in 2003 and I shouted as loud and as brash as my western American accent could allow. “PENIS TONE? What pervert names a village PENIS TONE?”
The car full of natives started to giggle…then they chuckled and then they laughed hysterically at my expense.
Debbie, the eldest of the bunch, tried not to be condescending but unfortunately failed when she spoke “It’s pronounced penny stone”
Link – thanks Ariane!
I couldn’t decide what she was trying to say when she said she was thinking of Neatorama …
Where have all the lowland gorillas gone? The Republic of the Congo, apparently. A recent census by researchers found 125,000 western lowland gorillas in the dense forests and swamps in the northern part of the Republic of the Congo:
The findings, if confirmed, would more than double the world’s estimated population of gorillas.
Western lowland gorillas are a subspecies classified as critically endangered by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN).
Their numbers have been devastated in recent years by illegal hunting for bush meat and the spread of the Ebola virus. Just last year scientists projected the animals’ population could fall as low as 50,000 by 2011.
Now those predictions may have to be dramatically reworked to incorporate findings released today by the Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS).
Link – Thanks Stephanie!
If you think that today’s cars have too many cruise control and media buttons on their steering wheels, take a look at what Formula 1 race car drivers have to deal with:
These steering wheels are loaded to the gills with dials, switches, buttons, screens, toggles and more to confuse, baffle and distract those of us who haven’t driven anything more complicated than an Isuzu Impulse.
Jalopnik has a few photos of Formula 1 Steering Wheel UI: Link – Thanks Christophe!
Since after World War II, nearly every major American cities experienced white flight, which left major urban areas with predominantly black population.
For the past few decades, however, a stark (yet quiet) reversal is taking place: "a demographic inversion" that is re-shaping the make up of American cities.
In this interesting piece for The New Republic, Alan Ehrenhalt discussed the "reverse white flight" phenomenon, its causes and how it would affect urban life:
In the past three decades, Chicago has undergone changes that are routinely described as gentrification, but are in fact more complicated and more profound than the process that term suggests. A better description would be "demographic inversion." Chicago is gradually coming to resemble a traditional European city–Vienna or Paris in the nineteenth century, or, for that matter, Paris today. The poor and the newcomers are living on the outskirts. The people who live near the center–some of them black or Hispanic but most of them white–are those who can afford to do so.
Link – Thanks Eric Zimmermann!

NSFW: Strong language
Jon Lajoie wrote this song for the ladies. He’s a Canadian comedian and songwriter.
Click Play or go to Link.
Whitney Houston aside, I thought this was a pretty cool video.
If these people can raise a lion, surely I can convince my husband to let me own an anteater… although I’m not sure our dachshunds would be thrilled about that.
Link via CuteOverload
In the 1920s, a “Dr. Lawson” offered a gadget you could rub on your body to erase fat. How about tapeworms you ingest on purpose to lose weight? And I’m not even going to describe what the Prostate Gland Warmer is like. These are part of the list of the 12 worst fitness inventions of all time at Men’s Fitness. Pictured is the Battle Creek Vibratory Chair. Link -via Digg
The US flag has 13 stripes, to represent the original 13 colonies. The United States Postal Service always has stamps that depict the flag, although the design changes occasionally. On April 18, a new set of stamps were released, featuring four paintings of flags at different times of the day. The set is called “Flags 24/7″. But wait! How many stripes does the fourth flag image have?
In the magnified view of the stamp image, there are 6 more stripes visible, before the image is clipped off. The small area located in the lower-left corner of the design is clearly white. By counting the stripes below the blue canton, starting with the white stripe (number 8) it is very evident that there is a 14th stripe and it is white.
This raises an even further design issue … if the flag was bounded by red stripes as the top-most and bottom-most stripes, which every flag issued by the United States since the founding of the country in 1776 has been, it would leave one to think that the flag on the stamp, if it followed the usual red stripe convention, would actually have had 15 stripes!
If the Postal Service is forced to change the design, these stamps may become collectors items. Link -via the Presurfer

A farmer in Hooper, Utah built a fence out of old cars! Homeowners in a new subdivision were complaining about farming activities and the smell, but the neighbor who adjoins his property wouldn’t help pay for a fence, so he built one from the material he had.
Creator Rhett Davis calls it his “Redneck Stonehenge.” It’s not that he doesn’t like his neighbors, he’s just not sure they understand him and his kind.
What used to be farmland is now filling up with subdivisions. “The unique community coming in, I don’t think they’re used to the farm life,” Davis said. “I think the residential is starting to overpower the farmer.”
A neighbor in one house complained about flies and smells and dust. The neighbor wouldn’t pay half the cost of a fence, Davis says, so he built one himself with a Ford and two Toyotas stuck grill-first into the dirt.
“I kinda like them. I thought about putting Christmas lights on them,” he said.
Link (with video) -via Unique Daily
Yay! It’s time for our fourth Tokyoflash Treasure Hunt.
For those of you who are new at this, it’s an online treasure hunt where you can win a free watch of your choice, courtesy of the good folks at Tokyoflash. Here’s how to play:
We’ll give you 3 questions, for example:
1. What color is the "O" pebble in the Neatorama logo?
2. How many posts are on Neatorama’s homepage?
3. What’s the first insulting word in Neatorama’s article 10 Insulting Words You Should Know?
The answers (black, 30, frenchify) make a URL on this blog: if you string them together, you get http://www.neatorama.com/black-30-frenchify (go on, cut and paste this URL in your browser’s address bar). Then all you need to do is enter your name and the Tokyoflash watch you’d like in the comment section of that page. The winner will be picked at random.
Easy, right? Well, let’s get to it then. Here are the Tokyoflash Treasure Hunt #4 questions:
1. Tokyoflash recently added a new line of Nekura watches – which one of these watches has a blue and grey check background?
2. What is the last name of the artist who drew the Type Bike T-shirt on Neatorama’s Online Store?
3. Asian hip-hop artist Perry Yu designed a watch for Tokyoflash that lets you keep the time in two timezones. The watch has been so popular that there’s only one color choice left. What is the strap made of? (spell it out, mmkay?)
Visit TokyoFlash and Neatorama’s Online Store to find out the answers, then put the answers together to make the URL (all words are lower case, separated by dash).
Ready? Set… Go! Good luck, guys!
Update 8/13/08 – A winner was picked at random (through random.org’s random integer generator). Congrats to Sarindipity who won!
We all complain about the high price of oil: businessmen worry about the rising cost of petroleum-based raw materials, and politicians fret about the geo-political situations in oil rich countries and the rest of us pay through the nose whenever we fill up at the pump (yes, it has come down a bit, but only after such a huge run-up).
But what do we really know about oil? Do you know where petroleum came from? (hint: not dinosaurs). Or that during the early days of Standard Oil, gasoline was so useless that it was dumped in rivers? Did you know how much it actually costs the Saudis to produce a barrel of crude oil? (This explains why they're SO rich).
Here are the 10 Facts You Didn't Know About Oil:
The word petroleum comes from the Greek word "petros" and the Latin word "oleum" meaning "rock" and "oil". Before "petroleum" was coined by German mineralogist Georg Bauer in 1556, people simply called it "rock oil."
Indeed, the Chinese, who had drilled the world's first oil well in 347 AD (a 800 feet or 240 m deep pit using bits attached to bamboo poles), called it - and still calls it - shi you, which literally means rock oil.

Photo: Osborn, H.F. (1913)
It's common knowledge that oil came from decomposing dead dinosaurs and plant matters (after all, it is called "fossil fuel," right?) - but that's actually wrong. Though most scientists believed that oil has a biological origin, they don't believe that oil came from dinosaurs. They thought that oil was derived from single-celled planktons that flourished, died and then decomposed hundreds of millions of years ago.
Some scientists (mostly Russian and Ukrainian geologists) believe that oil wasn't produced from any living thing at all. This abiogenic petroleum origin hypothesis claims that oil was formed from deep carbon deposits dating from as early as the formation of Earth. If that sounds kooky to you, just know this: one of the proponents of this theory was Dmitri Mendeleev (yes, the guy who invented the periodic table of elements).
(If you're interested, Cecil Adams talked about this at The Straight Dope)

Greek Fire, from the Skylitzes manuscript
Humans have been using petroleum products for a long time. Asphalt was used in ancient Babylon as mortar for buildings and for waterproofing ships. Tar was first used in 8th century Baghdad to pave roads. Crude forms of kerosene was used to light lamps.
During the reign of the Byzantine Empire, greek fire - an incendiary weapon which exact formula was long lost to history but thought to contain various petroleum products - was a formidable weapon because pouring water on it only intensified its flame.
In
the 19th century, high demand for whale oil for industrial uses fueled
the whaling industry. Indeed, whale oil was widely used for lamp illuminants
(whale oil burned slowly without any odor), candle wax, and clock lubricants.
Whale oil was used as a glaze for early photographs, and it was an essential ingredient for pharmaceuticals, soap, varnish and cosmetics (whale oil imparts a "rich glossy sheen").
Thanks to petroleum distillation, however, the demand for whale oil dropped significantly until there's no longer any economic reason to go whaling. Indeed, commercial whaling was completely banned in 1986.
One final note: there is one thing that we still use whale oil for and that's space exploration. NASA found out that sperm whale oil does not freeze even in very cold temperatures (like in outer space), thus making it an ideal lubricant for space probes.

Standard Oil refinery in 1910. Photo: Richmond
Public Library
During the early days of Standard Oil (this was before cars became popular), kerosene was the name of the game. Gasoline, a by-product of petroleum distillation to produce kerosene, didn't have much demand. It was a cheap product used to treat lice and a solvent to remove grease stains from clothing ... In fact, gas was so cheap that oil companies used to dump it in rivers!
Ever
wonder why the same gas costs differently across town, even if it costs
the same to make and transport? You can blame zone pricing:
On a recent Wednesday, 72-year-old veterinarian Charles Hendricks filled up his Mercury Grand Marquis at a Chevron in west Anaheim. On the other end of town, 22-year-old sandwich store manager Ryan Ketchum gassed up his Nissan Sentra at a Chevron in Anaheim Hills.
Both men bought regular gasoline. Both pumped the gas themselves. But there was one important difference: Hendricks paid $2.399 a gallon, whereas Ketchum paid $2.539 — 14 cents more a gallon for the same Chevron gas. [...]
The primary culprit is zone pricing, a secret and pervasive oil company strategy to boost profits by charging dealers different amounts for fuel based on traffic volume, station amenities, nearby household incomes, the strength of competitors and other factors. (Source)
Wait, shouldn't that be illegal? Not according to both the Federal Trade Commission and the courts:
It's a controversial strategy, but the courts have thus far deemed it legal, and the Federal Trade Commission recently said the effect on consumers was ambiguous because some customers got hurt by higher prices while others benefited from lower ones.
(Photo: gj walberg [Flickr])

Cars waiting in line at a gas station (1979). Photo: Warren K. Leffler,
Library of Congress
It's easy to think that today's sky high oil prices is a new problem, but the fact is, it actually has happened before. Twice.
In 1973, spurred by the Yom Kippur (or Ramadan) War, the Arab members of the OPEC announced that they would cut oil production and not ship oil to United States, Europe, and Japan for supporting Israel. In essence, they were using oil as a weapon to punish the West.
The
effect was immediate: oil quadrupled in price (to $12/barrel - how quaint
that seems now!) and gasoline price jumped more than 40%. The U.S. government
moved to control the price of gas and lines of cars waiting to buy gasoline
became a familiar sight. In many places in the country, gas was rationed:
... officials in Massachusetts, Maryland, New Jersey, Washington, B.C., Bade County, Fla., and other areas last week adopted Oregon-type rationing schemes that will allow motorists with even-numbered license plates to buy gas on even-numbered dates, and those with odd-numbered plates to buy on odd-numbered dates (Source)
To help reduce consumption, the national maximum speed limit of 55 mph was imposed in 1974, and the US started to stockpile crude oil in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve in 1975. Calls for conservation went hand in hand with greater interests in renewable energy, specifically wind and solar power.
In 1979, the second oil crisis happened when Ayatollah Khomeini took control of Iran after the Iranian Revolution, forcing the Shah of Iran to flee the country. For the second time in six years, the price of crude oil spiked and gas lines formed at the pump.
The 1970s oil crises were followed by the 1980s oil glut, which drove down the price of gas (though not to the level before the crises) ... and - surprise! - caused everyone to forget what it felt like to pay exorbitant gas prices until the next crisis.
Extracting
oil from the ground is complicated - but it's also a well established
science. Have you asked yourself how much exactly does it costs Saudi
Aramco, the state-owned national oil company of Saudi Arabia and the world's
largest oil producer, to produce a barrel of crude oil?
Forbes magazine has the answer:
Aramco can quench its gargantuan thirst for development: It's easily the most profitable company on the planet. While results are closely held, Aramco stands to net, after amortization of capital costs, roughly $200 billion a year on revenue in excess of $350 billion. Last year oil minister Ali Al-Naimi told reporters that the average barrel of Saudi oil costs just $2 to produce. It sells for $130. (Source)
So what if oil price skyrockets if you can just walk or bicycle to work? Well, it turns out that out of 20 million barrels of oil United States imports every day, only 45% is used for gasoline fuel.
Though the large majority of the rest are used as fuel of some sort (like heating fuel), a portion of the petroleum is used for raw materials found in practically all consumer products sold today:
No business in America produces more of the oil-based ingredients that go into the nation’s products than the Dow Chemical Company, based in Midland, Mich. From Dow’s petrochemical operations come the basic ingredients of a wide variety of plastic bottles and packaging, including numerous containers once made of glass or tin.
Indeed, paint, computer and television screens, mobile phones, light bulbs, cushions, paper, mattresses, car seats, carpets, steering wheels and polyesters are all made with ingredients that Dow and other chemical companies refine from oil and natural gas.
Dow normally raises prices piecemeal. Last month, though, the surge in the cost of oil and natural gas, the company’s principal raw materials, produced a rare across-the-board price increase of as much as 20 percent. (Source)
So far, worried by the weak economy, many businesses have not passed along the rising cost of raw material to consumers. A growing number of economists, however, think that it's just a matter of time before they have to.
And it's not just the price of hard goods. According to the Buzzwatch blog at the Wall Street Journal, many other things are blamed on high oil prices:
- Some schools may cut back on field trips
- Pizza delivery charges are rising.
- Kangaroo harvesters are seeking alternative careers. (Really)
- Gas theft is on the rise in California’s San Joaquin Valley.

This graph shows that oil productions have peaked in non-OPEC, non-former
Soviet Union countries. Domestic oil production in the United States peaked
in the 1970s. (Image from Wikipedia)
"Peak oil" is a concept created by geoscientist M. King Hubbert in 1956 to predict when U.S. oil production would peak.
Scientists and oilmen are concerned about the amount of oil produced over time and the amount of oil still in the ground that can potentially be extracted in the future. Why? Because the cost of production would begin to go up as oil becomes scarcer (at the same time, the world's population would continue to grow thus requiring even more oil).
Economists say that oil demand is inelastic - this means that a small drop in production can cause price to skyrocket. Indeed, in the 1970s oil shock, a production drop of 25% caused oil price to jump 400%. So clearly peak oil spells trouble for the world's economy.
So, have we reached peak oil? Some people argue that we have and certainly the rising oil prices lend support to this argument (note that the decline in the value of the dollar also contributed to high oil prices), whereas others argued that we're about a decade away from reaching this point. It's prudent to note that other researchers predicted that we would reach peak oil in the 1990s, and that obviously didn't happen.
But one thing is for sure: if the 1970s oil crises were any indications, high gas prices are here to stay.

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