Rock 'n' Roll Cheese Has Van Halen's Lyrics on Label

1. Moon
   August 1st, 2008 at 3:27 pm

   It's "Assorted Cheese". A commentary on the lyrics is my guess.

2. sam
   August 1st, 2008 at 3:59 pm

   Someone call the RIAA! They're using Van Halen to sell their cheese! Brand confusion! Is this the officially licensed Van Halen album or a block of cheese? I don't know!

3. Johnny Cat
   August 1st, 2008 at 4:16 pm

   the hell?

4. CheeseDuck
   August 1st, 2008 at 5:05 pm

   Great for snacks!

5. SenorMysterioso
   August 1st, 2008 at 6:35 pm

   this cheese goes to eleven

6. ted
   August 1st, 2008 at 7:02 pm

   I doubt it.

7. Jake D.
   August 1st, 2008 at 8:27 pm

   5 dollars for a small tin of cheese.

   I <3 NY

8. Aramax
   August 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm

   That was cheesy.

   =D

9. Jason
   August 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 am

   OU812 !?

10. Miss Cellania
    August 2nd, 2008 at 8:40 am

    If I was working in a deli for a supermarket and made those labels all day long, I might be tempted to do something like that.

11. RM
    August 3rd, 2008 at 2:36 am

    Yes Miss C., but I would probably write: "Life sucks".

12. RM
    August 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 am

    Yes Miss C., but I would probably write: “Life sucks”.

13. Chuichupachichi
    August 4th, 2008 at 8:01 am

    verse:
    "I got a drink in my hand,
    I got cheese between my toes,
    now all that I need........is thuuu Cheeeessy Woooman"

    "Understand"

    chorus:
    "Here I am ain't no man of the moon no"
    "All I need is the Swiss Cheesy Ho's yea"

    I wonder what they write on the label of their
    "Meat Cake"?

    ..........I better not!

14. Andy in Chelsea
    August 4th, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Heh. I live three blocks from there. MY cheese said "Oh Hells YEAH!" and below it was lyrics from U2's Mysterious Ways...the "if you wanna touch the sky, better learn how to kneel" part of the song.

    If you saw the head of the department, you'd understand completely. He's always singing along to the radio, and looks like a rock star. He's awesome.

15. ToolBag
    October 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am

    It's photoshopped you retards...

16. streethog
    October 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    cant ya see me standing there i got my back against the record machine? i aint the worst that ya seen, cant you see what i mean?

17. Becca
    November 24th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    Haha, fantastic... I really hope I work someplace with a label maker so I can do that...

    LOLZ Chuichupachichi...

    “All I need is the Swiss Cheesy Ho’s yea”

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