Comments on: Caption Monkey 36: Baby Batman! http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:34:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: free12 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-1861520 free12 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:56:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-1861520 bat-baby bat-baby

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-672652 Alex Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:59:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-672652 Some really funny ones here, guys! Congrats to madhen who won with the reference to Baby Bjorn... Some really funny ones here, guys! Congrats to madhen who won with the reference to Baby Bjorn…

]]> By: David from Light Links http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-672600 David from Light Links Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:29:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-672600 BatBaby senses his parents squabble's about to turn nasty and CRAWLS into action!! BatBaby senses his parents squabble’s about to turn nasty and CRAWLS into action!!

]]> By: Tim Giachetti http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-672110 Tim Giachetti Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:00:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-672110 "please vote for my parents as dipshits of the year" “please vote for my parents as dipshits of the year”

]]> By: RAdam http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671939 RAdam Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:00:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671939 There, there, Master Bruce: you just wear the Batty Hat and spend your time in the cave and let good ole Alfred take care of Wayne manor.....heheh, now I just need some lil' lunatics to keep him busy. There, there, Master Bruce: you just wear the Batty Hat and spend your time in the cave and let good ole Alfred take care of Wayne manor…..heheh, now I just need some lil’ lunatics to keep him busy.

]]> By: Ajan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671834 Ajan Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:41:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671834 aaaaaaaandddd featuring the "Bat Baby" (wonder when they're gonna come up with joker baby) aaaaaaaandddd featuring the “Bat Baby”

(wonder when they’re gonna come up with joker baby)

]]> By: pepsibookcat http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671465 pepsibookcat Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:15:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671465 Wanna take a ride in the BatStroller? Wanna take a ride in the BatStroller?

]]> By: John S. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671340 John S. Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:02:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671340 I've been a baaaaat boy!!! I’ve been a baaaaat boy!!!

]]> By: thegoodfella http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671296 thegoodfella Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:32:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671296 Later, realising Batman had grabbed the wrong mask in the rush to fight crime, Robin was initially confused as to how a Teddy Ruxpin hat would help them destroy Jokers Death ray. Later, realising Batman had grabbed the wrong mask in the rush to fight crime, Robin was initially confused as to how a Teddy Ruxpin hat would help them destroy Jokers Death ray.

]]> By: Lemons http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671235 Lemons Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:56:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671235 "There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other... <i>hurts</i>." “There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other… hurts.”

]]> By: lionelash http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671057 lionelash Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:06:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671057 BATBOY FOUND! EXCLUSIVE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS INTERVIEW INSIDE! BATBOY FOUND! EXCLUSIVE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS INTERVIEW INSIDE!

]]> By: Reverend Mike http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671056 Reverend Mike Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:06:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671056 I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN! I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

]]> By: lionelash http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671055 lionelash Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:05:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671055 Batman begins... Batman begins…

]]> By: Anthony Nokes http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-671003 Anthony Nokes Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:02:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-671003 There's a rash of crime down there! Ready the Bat Binky! To the Bat-Stroller! There’s a rash of crime down there! Ready the Bat Binky! To the Bat-Stroller!

]]> By: seekshelter http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670981 seekshelter Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:41:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670981 I know what you're thinking. why would they make a baby sized mask, but not a baby sized suit? beats me, but it sure is comfy... I know what you’re thinking. why would they make a baby sized mask, but not a baby sized suit? beats me, but it sure is comfy…

]]> By: seekshelter http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670979 seekshelter Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:39:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670979 i am the bat!!! i am the bat!!!

]]> By: sise http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670966 sise Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:21:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670966 Whatchuuu mean I has something on my face? Whatchuuu mean I has something on my face?

]]> By: Lady C http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670957 Lady C Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:02:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670957 Still need to work the bugs out of the Bat Time Machine... Still need to work the bugs out of the Bat Time Machine…

]]> By: Chris http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670937 Chris Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:33:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670937 Not the hero we need, but <a href="http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/eric-hoffer-american-prophecy/" rel="nofollow">the hero we deserve</a>. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

]]> By: Mkokc http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670921 Mkokc Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:11:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670921 "I shall become a brat." “I shall become a brat.”

]]> By: Mitochondria http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670917 Mitochondria Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:09:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670917 My mom's uterus looks like swiss cheese. My mom’s uterus looks like swiss cheese.

]]> By: Mitochondria http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670916 Mitochondria Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:08:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670916 The safeword is "pyramid". The safeword is “pyramid”.

]]> By: Cori http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670912 Cori Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:06:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670912 "Uhm. Mr. Dent, I don't think the public is going to buy this one. You'll need someone more convincing to draw the Joker from hiding." “Uhm. Mr. Dent, I don’t think the public is going to buy this one. You’ll need someone more convincing to draw the Joker from hiding.”

]]> By: Kitsune http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670874 Kitsune Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:16:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670874 "Despite his future profession that would bring her many proud-parent bragging moments, Louise winced every time she saw her sharp-eared son; and not for the first time, she cursed the evolutionary dictum that stated babies are to born head-first." “Despite his future profession that would bring her many proud-parent bragging moments, Louise winced every time she saw her sharp-eared son; and not for the first time, she cursed the evolutionary dictum that stated babies are to born head-first.”

]]> By: Robin http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670868 Robin Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:06:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670868 BREAKING: Leaked image from the graphic 'Son of Batman'. Batboy in a very vulnerable situation, having just soiled his batsuit. BREAKING: Leaked image from the graphic ‘Son of Batman’. Batboy in a very vulnerable situation, having just soiled his batsuit.

]]> By: neatoramafan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-2/#comment-670852 neatoramafan Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:55:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670852 Batbaby's weapon of choice: the dirty diaper Batbaby’s weapon of choice: the dirty diaper

]]> By: Brandon http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670851 Brandon Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:55:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670851 WHY FRANK!!?? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE "DARK KNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN"!!!???!!! WHY FRANK!!?? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE “DARK KNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN”!!!???!!!

]]> By: neatoramafan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670844 neatoramafan Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:52:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670844 "To the batmocrib!" “To the batmocrib!”

]]> By: neatoramafan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670842 neatoramafan Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:52:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670842 "To the batmotricycle!" “To the batmotricycle!”

]]> By: Jae http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670829 Jae Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:44:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670829 "There's guano...back there." “There’s guano…back there.”

]]> By: gtstiggy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670820 gtstiggy Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:32:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670820 by day, he is mild mannered 3 year old, Poops Wayne... by night he is Batbaby - patrolling the crib and haunting every cleansed diaper's nightmares. by day, he is mild mannered 3 year old, Poops Wayne… by night he is Batbaby – patrolling the crib and haunting every cleansed diaper’s nightmares.

]]> By: Sorcerer Mickey http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670815 Sorcerer Mickey Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:30:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670815 Hello. My Name is Batman. You Killed my Father. Prepare to Die. Hello.
My Name is Batman.
You Killed my Father.
Prepare to Die.

]]> By: Gregg http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670761 Gregg Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:59:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670761 "Why So Cereal?" “Why So Cereal?”

]]> By: MoonCake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670745 MoonCake Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:51:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670745 "michelin will NEVER recognize me... two year contract my ASS" “michelin will NEVER recognize me… two year contract my ASS”

]]> By: conor http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670733 conor Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:39:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670733 Batman is very noble, but Bruce Wayne can be kind of immature Batman is very noble, but Bruce Wayne can be kind of immature

]]> By: VJESCI http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670731 VJESCI Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:36:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670731 .the name is lil' wayne. (as for those horrid songs on the radio I would like to plead the fifth for my self...and plead insanity for the rapper...when I am older I will amend them from the history of our fair city) .the name is lil’ wayne.

(as for those horrid songs on the radio I would like to plead the fifth for my self…and plead insanity for the rapper…when I am older I will amend them from the history of our fair city)

]]> By: gunterslickness http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670719 gunterslickness Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:28:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670719 holy baternity!!! Batman, you've got a baby! Yes Robin, don't ever buy novelty condoms from a man with green hair and a purple suit... holy baternity!!! Batman, you’ve got a baby!

Yes Robin, don’t ever buy novelty condoms from a man with green hair and a purple suit…

]]> By: SenorMysterioso http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670717 SenorMysterioso Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:27:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670717 "I sell crack cocaine" Wait thats more tragic than anything, I suck “I sell crack cocaine”

Wait thats more tragic than anything, I suck

]]> By: VJESCI http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670715 VJESCI Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:24:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670715 .the next thug that touches me becomes a shat man. .the next thug that touches me becomes a shat man.

]]> By: Tom http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670714 Tom Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:23:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670714 With the Boy Wonder and Batgirl, the writers of Batman had run out of ideas for ill-advised sidekicks, that is, until BATBABY! With the Boy Wonder and Batgirl, the writers of Batman had run out of ideas for ill-advised sidekicks, that is, until BATBABY!

]]> By: konshuss http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670701 konshuss Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:05:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670701 "I'm a baby with a batman mask on" “I’m a baby with a batman mask on”

]]> By: Kevin http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670694 Kevin Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:02:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670694 "And you thought your parents had issues." “And you thought your parents had issues.”

]]> By: VJESCI http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670693 VJESCI Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:02:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670693 photo courtesy of batman geddes photo courtesy of batman geddes

]]> By: Rob http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670691 Rob Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:00:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670691 Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

]]> By: JivesTheButler http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670689 JivesTheButler Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:59:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670689 ...and with this cowl, I will strike fear into the hearts of all would-be teen mothers of Gotham! …and with this cowl, I will strike fear into the hearts of all would-be teen mothers of Gotham!

]]> By: Richard Tedrow http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670679 Richard Tedrow Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:53:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670679 Beware the Dark Knight's diaper. Beware the Dark Knight’s diaper.

]]> By: SenorMysterioso http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670670 SenorMysterioso Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:44:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670670 Maury Povich: "Do we really need to look in the envelope on this one?" Maury Povich: “Do we really need to look in the envelope on this one?”

]]> By: Camilla http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670666 Camilla Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:37:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670666 What Bruce Wayne didn't know is that, even before his parents were killed, the Batman was already part of him. What Bruce Wayne didn’t know is that, even before his parents were killed, the Batman was already part of him.

]]> By: Q6 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670653 Q6 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:30:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670653 New photo of Christian Bale's baby now available on Neatorama! New photo of Christian Bale’s baby now available on Neatorama!

]]> By: Gadabouted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/22/caption-monkey-36-baby-batman/comment-page-1/#comment-670631 Gadabouted Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:18:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=17419#comment-670631 "OK Bat Girl, where's my Bat Breast Milk"? “OK Bat Girl, where’s my Bat Breast Milk”?

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