Caption Monkey 36: Baby Batman!

Posted by Alex in Baby & Kids, Caption Monkey on July 22, 2008 at 4:16 am



Photo: sprkels [Flickr] - via the excellent Image of the Day from ParentDish blog - Thanks Lee!

Well, with the new Batman movie out and all, I thought this cute photo of Baby Batman would be perfect for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game!

The funniest caption will win an original comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford from the recent archive of the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. All you have to do is come up with some funny captions: please put your caption in the comment section (one caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many as you can think of). Good luck!

PS Check out this super cool sculpture of Pip of the Laugh-Out-Loud hobo cat!

Update 7/23/08 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to madhen who won with this gem of a caption: “Quick, to the Bat Bjorn !” (Don’t know what that’s all about? Here’s a BabyBjorn)




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75 comments to "Caption Monkey 36: Baby Batman!"

  1. Yumemi
    July 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 am

    Holy Diapers Batman!

  2. Yumemi
    July 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 am

    I found daddy’s hat!

  3. myleti
    July 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 am

    In this candid screenshot of Baby Batman, we see the young hero utterly enthralled with his very first Batmobile (or, in his eyes, the hangy thing above his crib).

  4. Larfin Jackarse
    July 22nd, 2008 at 4:38 am

    Lets hope they don’t do a ‘two-face’ look on him next.

  5. Ali S.
    July 22nd, 2008 at 4:58 am

    Baby Batman meets his arch nemesis Joker Baby in the crib next to his at the day care.

  6. SenorMysterioso
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 am

    Batmite has really let himself go

  7. SenorMysterioso
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 am

    Mickey Rooney dons mask to avoid embarrassment in shrink ray accident

  8. verloren
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 am

    “I will gouge out your eyeballs and **** the sockets if you don’t change me now, you worthless piece of ****! Now stop staring and wipe my a**, you ******* waste of oxygen!”

  9. Urantian
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:55 am

    I want a piece of the action. So, I’m auditioning for “Batman: The Early Years.”

  10. dan.rosol
    July 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 am

    i hope he was c-section

  11. PJ
    July 22nd, 2008 at 7:04 am

    “Ahm Batman! My Pawents are deeeeeaaaaad!”

  12. A Noun
    July 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 am

    I. Am. The night. Except I can’t stay awake past 6pm. So for now make that: I. Am. Early evening.

  13. Jeff G
    July 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 am

    What do you mean my parents are dead?

  14. AJC
    July 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 am

    When Catwoman left THIS on his doorstep, Bruce Wayne knew that one item in his utility belt had failed.

  15. madhen
    July 22nd, 2008 at 7:39 am

    ” Quick, to the Bat Bjorn !”

  16. TonyCocaCola
    July 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 am

    How could you say that Robin!? Of course the baby is yours!

  17. Linda
    July 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 am

    “Holy crap balls, Batman. I need a diaper change.”

  18. carolion
    July 22nd, 2008 at 8:39 am

    helluva birthmark…

  19. hoop
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:12 am

    WRONG

  20. danjp
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 am

    You have to crawl before you can walk, walk before you can run. Where does flying fit in here?

  21. danjp
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Holy Bat-suit Batman - you’re NAKED!

  22. frenchcore
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 am

    there is a city orly in france

    http://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&q=orly&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=geocode_ result&resnum=1&ct=title

  23. frenchcore
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 am

    damn wrong subject my bad

  24. The other Don
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 am

    When I grow up, they’re REALLY going to pay for this!

  25. Suzy Q
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Am not witty enough to have my own caption.
    But these made me laugh out loud.
    A Noun 7:21, AJC 7.31 are my favourites. Especially A Noun’s.

  26. Dandy
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am

    “I WILL get my revenge!!!”

    “Just give me, er, uh, 25 years or so…”

  27. Gadabouted
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:18 am

    “OK Bat Girl, where’s my Bat Breast Milk”?

  28. Q6
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:30 am

    New photo of Christian Bale’s baby now available on Neatorama!

  29. Camilla
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:37 am

    What Bruce Wayne didn’t know is that, even before his parents were killed, the Batman was already part of him.

  30. SenorMysterioso
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Maury Povich: “Do we really need to look in the envelope on this one?”

  31. Richard Tedrow
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Beware the Dark Knight’s diaper.

  32. JivesTheButler
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am

    …and with this cowl, I will strike fear into the hearts of all would-be teen mothers of Gotham!

  33. Rob
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  34. VJESCI
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 am

    photo courtesy of batman geddes

  35. Kevin
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 am

    “And you thought your parents had issues.”

  36. konshuss
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 am

    “I’m a baby with a batman mask on”

  37. Tom
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 am

    With the Boy Wonder and Batgirl, the writers of Batman had run out of ideas for ill-advised sidekicks, that is, until BATBABY!

  38. VJESCI
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 am

    .the next thug that touches me becomes a shat man.

  39. SenorMysterioso
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:27 am

    “I sell crack cocaine”

    Wait thats more tragic than anything, I suck

  40. gunterslickness
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:28 am

    holy baternity!!! Batman, you’ve got a baby!

    Yes Robin, don’t ever buy novelty condoms from a man with green hair and a purple suit…

  41. VJESCI
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:36 am

    .the name is lil’ wayne.

    (as for those horrid songs on the radio I would like to plead the fifth for my self…and plead insanity for the rapper…when I am older I will amend them from the history of our fair city)

  42. conor
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Batman is very noble, but Bruce Wayne can be kind of immature

  43. MoonCake
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 am

    “michelin will NEVER recognize me… two year contract my ASS”

  44. Gregg
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 am

    “Why So Cereal?”

  45. Sorcerer Mickey
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Hello.
    My Name is Batman.
    You Killed my Father.
    Prepare to Die.

  46. gtstiggy
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    by day, he is mild mannered 3 year old, Poops Wayne… by night he is Batbaby - patrolling the crib and haunting every cleansed diaper’s nightmares.

  47. Jae
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    “There’s guano…back there.”

  48. neatoramafan
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    “To the batmotricycle!”

  49. neatoramafan
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    “To the batmocrib!”

  50. Brandon
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    WHY FRANK!!?? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE “DARK KNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN”!!!???!!!

  51. neatoramafan
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Batbaby’s weapon of choice: the dirty diaper

  52. Robin
    July 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    BREAKING: Leaked image from the graphic ‘Son of Batman’. Batboy in a very vulnerable situation, having just soiled his batsuit.

  53. Kitsune
    July 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    “Despite his future profession that would bring her many proud-parent bragging moments, Louise winced every time she saw her sharp-eared son; and not for the first time, she cursed the evolutionary dictum that stated babies are to born head-first.”

  54. Cori
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    “Uhm. Mr. Dent, I don’t think the public is going to buy this one. You’ll need someone more convincing to draw the Joker from hiding.”

  55. Mitochondria
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    The safeword is “pyramid”.

  56. Mitochondria
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    My mom’s uterus looks like swiss cheese.

  57. Mkokc
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    “I shall become a brat.”

  58. Chris
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

  59. Lady C
    July 22nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Still need to work the bugs out of the Bat Time Machine…

  60. sise
    July 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Whatchuuu mean I has something on my face?

  61. seekshelter
    July 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    i am the bat!!!

  62. seekshelter
    July 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I know what you’re thinking. why would they make a baby sized mask, but not a baby sized suit? beats me, but it sure is comfy…

  63. Anthony Nokes
    July 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    There’s a rash of crime down there! Ready the Bat Binky! To the Bat-Stroller!

  64. lionelash
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Batman begins…

  65. Reverend Mike
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

  66. lionelash
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    BATBOY FOUND! EXCLUSIVE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS INTERVIEW INSIDE!

  67. Lemons
    July 22nd, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    “There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other… hurts.”

  68. thegoodfella
    July 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Later, realising Batman had grabbed the wrong mask in the rush to fight crime, Robin was initially confused as to how a Teddy Ruxpin hat would help them destroy Jokers Death ray.

  69. John S.
    July 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    I’ve been a baaaaat boy!!!

  70. pepsibookcat
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Wanna take a ride in the BatStroller?

  71. Ajan
    July 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 am

    aaaaaaaandddd featuring the “Bat Baby”

    (wonder when they’re gonna come up with joker baby)

  72. RAdam
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 am

    There, there, Master Bruce: you just wear the Batty Hat and spend your time in the cave and let good ole Alfred take care of Wayne manor…..heheh, now I just need some lil’ lunatics to keep him busy.

  73. Tim Giachetti
    July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 am

    “please vote for my parents as dipshits of the year”

  74. David from Light Links
    July 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    BatBaby senses his parents squabble’s about to turn nasty and CRAWLS into action!!

  75. Alex
    July 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Some really funny ones here, guys! Congrats to madhen who won with the reference to Baby Bjorn…


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