Comments on: Caption Monkey 35: Puffer Fish!

By: bladie

bladie — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:23:34 +0000

plz put away that needle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Trent

Trent — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:17:21 +0000

Everyone leave I have to poop. LEAVE!

By: VJESCI

VJESCI — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:51:33 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumble_Fish

By: rolltideroll007

rolltideroll007 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:15:32 +0000

Why did they feed me a whole cantalope!!!

By: 266

266 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:54:59 +0000

…i wouldn’t take a sip of that milk if i was you dear..

By: Don Newbury

Don Newbury — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:08:35 +0000

The other fish loved to make Oscar laugh just to see the reaction…..

By: Hes

Hes — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:46:59 +0000

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

By: lauren

lauren — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:32:37 +0000

TOO MANY…COOKIES!!

By: prophet

prophet — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:05:25 +0000

Get away that needle from me!

By: Disappointed

Disappointed — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:17:26 +0000

I’m losing my faith in this site… to think – we were all beaten by a fart joke.

I thought there were some truly original and funny comments here. Way to fail, Neatorama.

By: firithlotiel

firithlotiel — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:46:53 +0000

My life blows..

By: jay

jay — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:53:34 +0000

“what!!?? round is a shape!”

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:52:55 +0000

Wow – great response you guys! Congrats to John M. who won this round!

By: WordyGrrl

WordyGrrl — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:49:21 +0000

Chili Cook-off: America’s Best Source for Biofuel

By: person

person — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:43:39 +0000

oink

By: person

person — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:43:06 +0000

i shouldn’t have had that last slice of cake.

By: Darrell

Darrell — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:20:53 +0000

I wish I had a finger someone could pull!

By: Muppetmaker

Muppetmaker — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:07:07 +0000

HOLLLLY CHRIST! WAS THERE PEANUT BUTTER IN THOSE BROWNIES???

By: wrongnumber

wrongnumber — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:39:13 +0000

WHERE’S THE TOILET! I CAN’T HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER!!!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:23:22 +0000

I should have taken the goldfish out of the bowl before I ate it.

By: clairmonde

clairmonde — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:17:38 +0000

Damn it Dave! Funny to scare me but it takes 13 hours to deflate and I always get stuck to the couch.

By: kinship

kinship — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:24:05 +0000

“Are we there yet? Cos’ I’ve got to go!”

By: Denis W.

Denis W. — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:03:03 +0000

It’s a thyroid condition! OK!

By: Chelsea the good dancer

Chelsea the good dancer — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:54:37 +0000

So he was all ‘omg iceberg!’ and I was all ‘nuh-uh fredward’.

By: LauraB

LauraB — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:29:43 +0000

Boy… I’m going to be paying for eating the meatballs later. *BURP

By: Reba

Reba — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:22:15 +0000

Hey Man! Take it easy, it’s puff puff give.

By: Reba

Reba — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:15:22 +0000

*huffing and puffing* “Hey guys … wait up!”

By: jef

jef — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:59:55 +0000

Hey, hey, hey..

By: Wincey

Wincey — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:38:04 +0000

Good evening. Tonight on Alfred Hitchcock Presents …

By: acy

acy — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:36:08 +0000

Hey hey hey! its faaaaat Albert.

By: acy

acy — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:34:55 +0000

Say it again! I dare you! I’ll pop a needle in yo fin!

By: TG_Houston

TG_Houston — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:31:17 +0000

I’ve got two:

“BEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!”

and:

“Ahh Oh Wah Hee Ahh Oh Oh Oh…Ahh Oh Wah Hee Ahh Oh Oh Oh…”

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:27:57 +0000

Ah-Ahh-ACHOOO!!

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:23:38 +0000

Puffer photographed mid sneeze

By: fatkid

fatkid — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:15:59 +0000

…and then my agent tells me I lost the part to some girl named “Violet” because the writers thought the pun would be funny. I hate that Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory!

By: fatkid

fatkid — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:14:00 +0000

Yes, I was in Big Trouble in Little China, how did you know?

By: fatkid

fatkid — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:11:45 +0000

I don’t know if I am allergic to shellfish, why do you ask?

By: Crack La Rock

Crack La Rock — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:48:25 +0000

I h’o’opu hue has insurance…cuz that swelling, it don’t look so good.

By: Crack La Rock

Crack La Rock — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:42:23 +0000

HEY…it’s glandular.

By: Crack La Rock

Crack La Rock — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:39:45 +0000

BAD NEWS: I ate the Beach Ball.
GOOD NEWS: I have an Exit Strategy
BAD NEWS: It ain’t gonna be pretty.

By: Jules9999999

Jules9999999 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:35:25 +0000

I guess I really am allergic to shellfish…

By: Crack La Rock

Crack La Rock — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:34:54 +0000

And for my next impression…Christy Allie!

By: Nan

Nan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:30:45 +0000

Global warming gives me gas!

By: Mel

Mel — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:22:18 +0000

No matter how many times his friends snuck peanuts into his food, Frank refused to be their volleyball.

By: manik

manik — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:17:08 +0000

For one unlucky native, the arrival of fast food to the Hawaiian seafloor meant restricted blood flow to the lips and premature male pattern baldness.

By: susan

susan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:55:07 +0000

‘I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.’

By: Nostra

Nostra — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:36:45 +0000

“AAHHH-

CHOO!”

Also.. “…fiash”

By: Ali g

Ali g — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:13:17 +0000

Blow me!

By: johnson

johnson — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:08:59 +0000

that’s not the kind of blow job I meant

By: Jeff M.

Jeff M. — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:59:28 +0000

I’z in ur akwerium makin teh bubbles