TAHINAZ
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a chainsaw and flamethrower. That is an insult to his awesomeness. All he needs are his fists and a good roundhouse kick.
"A.J."
Chuck Norris’ enemies don’t even get the privilege of being seen by Chuck Norris, they self destruct by vaporization upon hearing of the coming of Chuck Norris. But their microscopic particles upon self destruction aren’t worthy of being in the same air as Chuck Norris so his enemies just transport to a different universe. Actually, Chuck Norris’ enemies don’t even exist. You’d be a fool to be an enemy of Chuck Norris.
just kidding, f**k chuck norris.
Mr. Binky
When David232 does a push up, he isn’t pushing himself up. He’s pushing the world down.
JC
I´ve got tired about Chuck Norris jokes when Huckabee used them for propaganda.
Thomas
Gotta say, I like the fake Chuck Norris a lot more than the real one.
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