Comments on: Michael Bay’s Rejected Batman Movie Script

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:33:04 +0000

“smartest woman in the world” and “tanks flying out of it” lines are brilliant

By: heather

heather — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:50:29 +0000

‘Finally, one last explosion. This time with tanks flying out of it.’ XD bloody brilliant!

That’s pretty much the gust of Michale Bay movies. I thank the movie gods that this is only a parody and the Dark Knight’s innate awesomeness is preserved.

By: Wesley

Wesley — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:31:22 +0000

You call BS? Good work, numbnuts, realizing it isn’t real.

It’s a parody. It’s a joke. It’s humor. It’s making fun of Michael Bay and his over-the-top movies. It’s not a hoax and doesn’t need BS called on it.

Sigh …

By: Mr. Binky

Mr. Binky — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:46:49 +0000

Yeah, I call BS…

By: ted

ted — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:02:06 +0000

I know, Alex.
I was experimenting.
hehehe.

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:21:39 +0000

Had to pull that one comment out of the moderation queue, ted.

By: pfelelep

pfelelep — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:52:28 +0000

back in blaaaaaaack!!!

would have been a marvelous joke indeed ^^

By: ted

ted — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:48:18 +0000

A spam filter?

Well, no wonder my comments about viagra and naked pictures of Jennifer Lopez never get posted.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:33:17 +0000

Ahh, that makes slightly more sense. On a side note, somehow, my comment above triggered said spam filter.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:24:46 +0000

We don’t have a language filter – your comment tripped the spam filter, Thomas

By: Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:10:51 +0000

The question begs to be answered, why have language filters if you let it all through? Don’t get me wrong, I love cursing. Its like spice to the language.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:40:46 +0000

O_O

I’m looking at you Joe!

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:59:17 +0000

Golly gee-whiz, I hope neatorama is pulling our legs by presenting this as legit.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:58:14 +0000

Holy motherfucking shit, I hope neatorama is taking the piss by presenting this as legit.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:57:32 +0000

I would watch that movie once, then laugh forever.

By: Rainbow

Rainbow — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:35:20 +0000

Haha Too bad it wasn´t filmed.

By: Wes

Wes — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:19:51 +0000

More funny than the script are a) the people who don’t recognize it for the parody that it is and b) the people who need to point out how it’s obviously not real.

C) would be people like me who feel a need to point out that the world is no longer smart enough for satire.

By: Sammy Jankis

Sammy Jankis — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:06:51 +0000

It’s obviously a joke, but it is the sort of stupid over the top crap he’d come up with.

By: Moral

Moral — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:35:40 +0000

Hack the internet. All of the internets. Way to go Michael Bay.

By: Cam

Cam — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:33:07 +0000

“An American Flag (CGI) flies proudly in the central courtyard.”

CGI the flag? So beyond unnecessary Mr. Bay.

Plus gotta love the truly brilliant description he gave of Rachel Dawes. Platinum blonde, huge rack, “She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she’s also the smartest woman in the world.”

Hilarious.

By: Tim Giachetti

Tim Giachetti — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:26:58 +0000

Batman flushes the toilette.
Cue Doo Doo Brown music
Cue pyrotechnics

By: jojo

jojo — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:14:10 +0000

only michael bay can include pyrotechnics into the act of PUTTING CLOTHES ON ^^