Michael Bay’s Rejected Batman Movie Script

• jojo
  July 4th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

  only michael bay can include pyrotechnics into the act of PUTTING CLOTHES ON ^^

• Tim Giachetti
  July 4th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

  Batman flushes the toilette.
  Cue Doo Doo Brown music
  Cue pyrotechnics

• Cam
  July 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  “An American Flag (CGI) flies proudly in the central courtyard.”

  CGI the flag? So beyond unnecessary Mr. Bay.

  Plus gotta love the truly brilliant description he gave of Rachel Dawes. Platinum blonde, huge rack, “She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she’s also the smartest woman in the world.”

  Hilarious.

• Moral
  July 4th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

  Hack the internet. All of the internets. Way to go Michael Bay.

• Sammy Jankis
  July 4th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

  It’s obviously a joke, but it is the sort of stupid over the top crap he’d come up with.

• Wes
  July 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

  More funny than the script are a) the people who don’t recognize it for the parody that it is and b) the people who need to point out how it’s obviously not real.

  C) would be people like me who feel a need to point out that the world is no longer smart enough for satire.

• Rainbow
  July 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

  Haha Too bad it wasn´t filmed.

• Thomas
  July 4th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

  I would watch that movie once, then laugh forever.

• Joe
  July 4th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

  Holy motherfucking shit, I hope neatorama is taking the piss by presenting this as legit.

• Joe
  July 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

  Golly gee-whiz, I hope neatorama is pulling our legs by presenting this as legit.

• Ali S.
  July 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

  O_O

  I’m looking at you Joe!

• Thomas
  July 4th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

  The question begs to be answered, why have language filters if you let it all through? Don’t get me wrong, I love cursing. Its like spice to the language.

• Alex
  July 4th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

  We don’t have a language filter - your comment tripped the spam filter, Thomas

• Thomas
  July 4th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

  Ahh, that makes slightly more sense. On a side note, somehow, my comment above triggered said spam filter.

• ted
  July 4th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

  A spam filter?

  Well, no wonder my comments about viagra and naked pictures of Jennifer Lopez never get posted.

• pfelelep
  July 5th, 2008 at 12:52 am

  back in blaaaaaaack!!!

  would have been a marvelous joke indeed ^^

• Alex
  July 5th, 2008 at 1:21 am

  Had to pull that one comment out of the moderation queue, ted.

• ted
  July 5th, 2008 at 9:02 am

  I know, Alex.
  I was experimenting.
  hehehe.

• Mr. Binky
  July 5th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

  Yeah, I call BS…

• Wesley
  July 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

  You call BS? Good work, numbnuts, realizing it isn’t real.

  It’s a parody. It’s a joke. It’s humor. It’s making fun of Michael Bay and his over-the-top movies. It’s not a hoax and doesn’t need BS called on it.

  Sigh …

• heather
  July 6th, 2008 at 1:50 am

  ‘Finally, one last explosion. This time with tanks flying out of it.’ XD bloody brilliant!

  That’s pretty much the gust of Michale Bay movies. I thank the movie gods that this is only a parody and the Dark Knight’s innate awesomeness is preserved.

• DOJ
  July 7th, 2008 at 8:33 pm

  “smartest woman in the world” and “tanks flying out of it” lines are brilliant

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