Tearin’ its way through the InterWeb right now is an unsolicited script by Michael Bay (Director of Transformers, Bad Boys, and so on) for Batman’s The Dark Knight that was rejected by Warner Bros.
Pure. Comedy. Gold. Link – Thanks Jaime!
jojo
only michael bay can include pyrotechnics into the act of PUTTING CLOTHES ON ^^
Tim Giachetti
Batman flushes the toilette.
Cue Doo Doo Brown music
Cue pyrotechnics
Cam
"An American Flag (CGI) flies proudly in the central courtyard."
CGI the flag? So beyond unnecessary Mr. Bay.
Plus gotta love the truly brilliant description he gave of Rachel Dawes. Platinum blonde, huge rack, "She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she's also the smartest woman in the world."
Hilarious.
Moral
Hack the internet. All of the internets. Way to go Michael Bay.
Sammy Jankis
It's obviously a joke, but it is the sort of stupid over the top crap he'd come up with.
Wes
More funny than the script are a) the people who don't recognize it for the parody that it is and b) the people who need to point out how it's obviously not real.
C) would be people like me who feel a need to point out that the world is no longer smart enough for satire.
Rainbow
Haha Too bad it wasn´t filmed.
Thomas
I would watch that movie once, then laugh forever.
Joe
Holy motherfucking shit, I hope neatorama is taking the piss by presenting this as legit.
Joe
Golly gee-whiz, I hope neatorama is pulling our legs by presenting this as legit.
Ali S.
O_O
I'm looking at you Joe!
Thomas
The question begs to be answered, why have language filters if you let it all through? Don't get me wrong, I love cursing. Its like spice to the language.
Alex
We don't have a language filter - your comment tripped the spam filter, Thomas 
Thomas
Ahh, that makes slightly more sense. On a side note, somehow, my comment above triggered said spam filter.
ted
A spam filter?
Well, no wonder my comments about viagra and naked pictures of Jennifer Lopez never get posted.
pfelelep
back in blaaaaaaack!!!
would have been a marvelous joke indeed ^^
Alex
Had to pull that one comment out of the moderation queue, ted.
ted
I know, Alex.
I was experimenting.
hehehe.
Mr. Binky
Yeah, I call BS...
Wesley
You call BS? Good work, numbnuts, realizing it isn't real.
It's a parody. It's a joke. It's humor. It's making fun of Michael Bay and his over-the-top movies. It's not a hoax and doesn't need BS called on it.
Sigh ...
heather
'Finally, one last explosion. This time with tanks flying out of it.' XD bloody brilliant!
That's pretty much the gust of Michale Bay movies. I thank the movie gods that this is only a parody and the Dark Knight's innate awesomeness is preserved.
DOJ
"smartest woman in the world" and "tanks flying out of it" lines are brilliant
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