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Emergency Caller Reported Moon as UFO

By Alex in Paranormal on Jul 4, 2008 at 2:09 pm


A caller called the 999 emergency line in South Wales to report a mysterious bright stationary object in the sky. And when the police checked it out, they found that it was … the moon!

Control Room: "South Wales Police, what’s your emergency?"

Caller: "It’s not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there’s a bright stationary object."

Control room: "Right."

Caller: "If you’ve got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It’s been there at least half an hour and it’s still there."

Control: "It’s been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"

Caller: "It’s in the air."

Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."

Caller: "OK."

The mystery was soon solved, as the exchange between control and an officer at the scene, makes clear.

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it’s the moon. Over."

Ah, you’ve got to love the Welsh: LinkThanks Phil!


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  1. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    And the welshman jokes begin.
    Wellies wearing sheep shaggers! LOL This is a new classic.

  2. CheeseDuck
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Was he drunk...?

  3. Rainbow
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    I guess.

  4. Ajan
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    nice one!

  5. AL ien
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    As if the airforce would ever put out an offical UFO record hrhr

  6. Ali S.
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Hahahaha! Welshman jokes! :D

  7. Evilbeagle
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Someone's been drinking the bong water...

  8. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    hahahahah Beagle! Showing them Miami roots kid! :P

  9. Lola
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Just wow. How drunk/stoned do you have to be?

  10. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    I'm tellin ya, he wasn't drunk, he was inturrupted from his love making. And it about scared the wool off his wife. Bahhahahhahhh, I love ewe, what's that in the sky?

  11. Thomas
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    @Tim -- that reminds me of a joke: Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because the sheep have learned to hear a zipper coming miles away.

  12. Evilbeagle
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    LOL! Tim, you can take the girl outta Miami but you can't take the Miami outta the girl.

    I really am trying not to make the Welsh/sheep joke. It's too easy.

  13. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    I had to take the easy road on it Beagle. hehehe
    I can't look at a pair of boots, wellies without falling over in laughter. And look at Paddington Bear. He wears em too! hahahahahah

  14. Evilbeagle
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Tim, I am admitting this... I have relatives in North Wales. I have wellies. No sheep, though. They aren't my type unless they are on my plate and covered in mint sauce., and very much dead ;)

    Ah, Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

  15. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    I just looooove it. heheheh Ta hun.

  16. Lea
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Sorry.

  17. ted
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    So Neatorama's a joke site, now?

  18. Debes
    Jul 5th, 2008 at 4:21 am

    Oh the shame of having Welsh genes. SHAAAMMMMMMME! Thank goodness I look like the English side. No offence cousins!

  19. psycheofaphrodite
    Jul 5th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Ha, he was actually reporting the gigantic mothership that was in front of the moon, but moved away at a very fast pace. Cut the dude some slack!

  20. MISTUH_T
    Jul 23rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    evilbeagle: I too enjoy making love to dead sheep covered in mint sauce. Necrobeastiality is the best kind.

  21. kayla
    Aug 7th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    haha fucking retard

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