Polygamist Sect Opens Online Clothing Store

By Alex in Fashion, Religion on Jul 2, 2008 at 8:52 pm

The Texas polygamist sect Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (FLDS) is back on the news … this time in a more positive light: they’ve launched a clothing line for children that "meets the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness."

Links: FLDSDress (down when I tried it) | Article at USATODAY’s On Deadline blogThanks Yinan Chen and Levi!


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  1. su.wei
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    this makes me sad

  2. Lea
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    something smells like a hoax to me…

  3. Thomas
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 am

    Teen princess dress, teen jacket dress… Where’s the teen bridal gown? I know they’ve got one somewhere.

  4. Evilbeagle
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 2:21 am

    I know it’s wrong, but this just made me crack up.

  5. Moodindigo
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 4:17 am

    Magic Underwear for all!

  6. ted
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Anything’s possible.

  7. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 6:24 am

    Mark me down for 12 young teen princess dresses.

    OK, sorry, that was just wrong. :P

  8. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 6:29 am

    I’ll take a dozen young teen Princess dresses.

    Bad joke, sorry, it was just wrong.

  9. Tim Giachetti
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 6:42 am

    Alex, delete the 2nd one please.

  10. andrewdoane
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Uh, $45.95? I think most of these nutbags make their own clothes and they probably do it for about $4.00. And, of course, a few hours of a woman’s time, but I’m guessing they don’t put much value in that. What a bunch of absolute crackheads.

  11. Fran
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 7:42 am

    Any mom (not from a sect) that buys one of these outfits for their kids and sends them off to school, might as well write “beat me” on their kids forehead.

  12. JC
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 7:44 am

    F-ing money grubbing whore. Let’s try to brainwash the rest of the world to look as ugly as we do. Also to live by ridiculous rules and know that because I am a woman I’m probably not worth of anything except having babies and STDs

    ew

    Those people make me sick. Also the West Borough Baptist F-s

  13. CheeseDuck
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Only Jesus is allowed to wear red.

  14. Roger Avary
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am

    I prefer Amish clothing, which while modest isn’t made out of Polyester synthetic, like these.

  15. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Easy Halloween costumes? Other than that, I don’t get it. Surely they’re not allowed on the “evil” Internet. This must be fake.

  16. Jill
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    As I said on my blog, http://www.ruethedayblog.com, it sounds like a fun sex game to me. Talk dirty to me Jebadiah!

  17. Lea
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Fran, they homeschool.

    And I just thought of something horrible I will not post. >.<

  18. drHoward
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    In all the pictures the women are thin and in good shape. NO Fatties at the Compound. Since it might be a sex cult did they just keep the hotties and kick out the large ones. However look at the previous article about who is fat. Utah has the skinniest folks. Is it hard work and good living?

  19. Tempscire
    Jul 4th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Hey, an easy and cheap source for 19th century-style women’s clothing should one need such a costume.

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