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Take a Dump In Your Pants If You Have To!

By Alex in Pictures, Sports on Jul 1, 2008 at 9:24 pm


Marathon runners are hard core, and their supporters are too! Here are a few funny signs that people hold during races (the last two are the best!) at Elite Feet: Link – Thanks Matt!


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  1. escapenguin
    Jul 1st, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Heh, used to hear some of the runners in cross-country brag about how they took a shit while running. Classsyyy.

  2. Christophe
    Jul 1st, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Classy.

  3. Miss Cellania
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 am

    What's even less classy is when it really happens and people post the photos on the net.

  4. Thomas
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 am

    I can't imagine pooping while running in front of a crowd. It's hard enough just being on the phone.

  5. "A.J."
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    I have to find more of these pictures. Hilarious! It's like peeing while weightlifting!

  6. NeuroGirl
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    As a marathoner, I've never done it, but it's not uncommon. Unexpected things can happen to your body after running twenty miles.

  7. Ali S.
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    @NeuroGirl

    I've heard that marathon runners bodies sort of shut down after a while and some folks just lose control of their bowels. True?

  8. kid_icarus
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    free lap dance? i wonder what mile that was at...

  9. NeuroGirl
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    @ Ali S.

    Absolutely true. Even with years of conditioning, the demands on your body are extreme and any condition that you would normally never notice can become severe. Running a marathon with a cold can actually kill you. The worst I've ever had was a six-mile blackout from exhaustion and dehydration. Nothing too bad, but enough to make you realize the potential danger in it.

  10. EP
    Jul 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Look at the elitefeet link. What is that "person above me" thing?

  11. Ali S.
    Jul 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am

    @ NeuroGirl

    Thanks! I used to have a teacher who would run marathons and claim how he'd have to avoid poop on the tracks but he would never explain why said poop was there. Now I know. :)

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