Take a Dump In Your Pants If You Have To!

1. escapenguin
   July 1st, 2008 at 10:24 pm

   Heh, used to hear some of the runners in cross-country brag about how they took a shit while running. Classsyyy.

2. Christophe
   July 1st, 2008 at 10:48 pm

   Classy.

3. Miss Cellania
   July 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 am

   What’s even less classy is when it really happens and people post the photos on the net.

4. Thomas
   July 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 am

   I can’t imagine pooping while running in front of a crowd. It’s hard enough just being on the phone.

5. "A.J."
   July 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm

   I have to find more of these pictures. Hilarious! It’s like peeing while weightlifting!

6. NeuroGirl
   July 2nd, 2008 at 1:46 pm

   As a marathoner, I’ve never done it, but it’s not uncommon. Unexpected things can happen to your body after running twenty miles.

7. Ali S.
   July 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

   @NeuroGirl

   I’ve heard that marathon runners bodies sort of shut down after a while and some folks just lose control of their bowels. True?

8. kid_icarus
   July 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm

   free lap dance? i wonder what mile that was at…

9. NeuroGirl
   July 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm

   @ Ali S.

   Absolutely true. Even with years of conditioning, the demands on your body are extreme and any condition that you would normally never notice can become severe. Running a marathon with a cold can actually kill you. The worst I’ve ever had was a six-mile blackout from exhaustion and dehydration. Nothing too bad, but enough to make you realize the potential danger in it.

10. EP
    July 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Look at the elitefeet link. What is that “person above me” thing?

11. Ali S.
    July 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am

    @ NeuroGirl

    Thanks! I used to have a teacher who would run marathons and claim how he’d have to avoid poop on the tracks but he would never explain why said poop was there. Now I know.

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