Thing That Change After College



Hah - Miss Cellania posted a list of the 24 things that changed since college. A sneak peek:

17. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the music.

18. You get out of bed in the morning even if it’s raining.

19. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

20. You always know where you are when you wake up.

21. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

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16 comments to "Thing That Change After College"

  • bean
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Well, I never thought feces was funny in the first place. I also have never seen a bottle of wine for $5.00, so I guess that’s an English thing. And if I fed my dog sharkbait, she’d develop a taste for blood. However, I will agree heartily about the regular sleeping habits and moderated drinking.

  • Thomas
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Never seen a $5.00 bottle of wine? Have you looked?

  • cuimhne
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    I’m in college and myself and my friends do pretty much none of this stuff…we’re too busy doing college work. Maybe we’re just very boring!

  • Miss Cellania
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I remember $3 wine, but I’m quite old…

  • Cnidaria
    June 30th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    I would disagree with 12, thanks to Neatorama.

  • matt
    June 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    i always wanted to poke a straw into the inner lining of those boxed wines and drink it like a giant Capri Sun.

  • NeuroGirl
    June 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    I must be an awful adult. Numbers 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 21, and 24 are not accurate in my particular case. I was super responsible in college and now I’m making up for it.

  • Lionheart
    June 30th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    “19. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.”

    This is the most accurate for me.

  • kid_icarus
    June 30th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    ha i had almost forgot about hide the dook…..

  • Thomas
    June 30th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Gotta say, I must not be having enough fun in college. Then again, I got a lot of it out of my system in the couple of years after high school.

  • Itamar
    July 1st, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Correct me if I am wrong, but this list had been circulating the internet (under the titles signs your are getting older) for at least a couple of years now.

  • MoonCake
    July 1st, 2008 at 5:02 am

    i am only two weeks into being able to say “after college,” and i don’t agree with anything on the list. i didn’t do anything like that in college, in fact, i avoided the majority of those situations. i’m also not your run-of-the-mill civilian, so i’m not too surprised that i don’t agree with the list.

  • Larfin Jackarse
    July 1st, 2008 at 5:36 am

    You go from taking drugs for fun to taking drugs for necessity.

    Both legal and illegal : )

  • clown
    July 1st, 2008 at 6:44 am

    [spam rant deleted]

  • sise
    July 1st, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Car payment up: Check
    Calling Cops on Lousy Punk Kid Neighbors: Check
    Eating Breakfast food for breakfast: Check
    Feeding pet kibble: Check

    Man, I miss college.

    COLLEGE, WOOOOH!

    ps go DOGS

  • Blaze
    July 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 am

    Wheres the can of Troll-B-Gone? We need a squirt of it on this thread…

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Thing That Change After College



Hah - Miss Cellania posted a list of the 24 things that changed since college. A sneak peek:

17. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the music.

18. You get out of bed in the morning even if it’s raining.

19. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

20. You always know where you are when you wake up.

21. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

How many of them do you agree with? Link


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16 comments to "Thing That Change After College"

  • bean
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Well, I never thought feces was funny in the first place. I also have never seen a bottle of wine for $5.00, so I guess that’s an English thing. And if I fed my dog sharkbait, she’d develop a taste for blood. However, I will agree heartily about the regular sleeping habits and moderated drinking.

  • Thomas
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Never seen a $5.00 bottle of wine? Have you looked?

  • cuimhne
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    I’m in college and myself and my friends do pretty much none of this stuff…we’re too busy doing college work. Maybe we’re just very boring!

  • Miss Cellania
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I remember $3 wine, but I’m quite old…

  • Cnidaria
    June 30th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    I would disagree with 12, thanks to Neatorama.

  • matt
    June 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    i always wanted to poke a straw into the inner lining of those boxed wines and drink it like a giant Capri Sun.

  • NeuroGirl
    June 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    I must be an awful adult. Numbers 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 21, and 24 are not accurate in my particular case. I was super responsible in college and now I’m making up for it.

  • Lionheart
    June 30th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    “19. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.”

    This is the most accurate for me.

  • kid_icarus
    June 30th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    ha i had almost forgot about hide the dook…..

  • Thomas
    June 30th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Gotta say, I must not be having enough fun in college. Then again, I got a lot of it out of my system in the couple of years after high school.

  • Itamar
    July 1st, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Correct me if I am wrong, but this list had been circulating the internet (under the titles signs your are getting older) for at least a couple of years now.

  • MoonCake
    July 1st, 2008 at 5:02 am

    i am only two weeks into being able to say “after college,” and i don’t agree with anything on the list. i didn’t do anything like that in college, in fact, i avoided the majority of those situations. i’m also not your run-of-the-mill civilian, so i’m not too surprised that i don’t agree with the list.

  • Larfin Jackarse
    July 1st, 2008 at 5:36 am

    You go from taking drugs for fun to taking drugs for necessity.

    Both legal and illegal : )

  • clown
    July 1st, 2008 at 6:44 am

    [spam rant deleted]

  • sise
    July 1st, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Car payment up: Check
    Calling Cops on Lousy Punk Kid Neighbors: Check
    Eating Breakfast food for breakfast: Check
    Feeding pet kibble: Check

    Man, I miss college.

    COLLEGE, WOOOOH!

    ps go DOGS

  • Blaze
    July 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 am

    Wheres the can of Troll-B-Gone? We need a squirt of it on this thread…

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