Comments on: Assault with Chicken

By: ted

ted — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:52:50 +0000

Please take your racist comments elsewhere, "A.J."

By: "A.J."

"A.J." — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:21:48 +0000

They do love their chicken...

By: ted

ted — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:54:33 +0000

She probably said "Stick a fork in me. I'm done."

By: Larfin Jackarse

Larfin Jackarse — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:13:14 +0000

But did he cross the road?

By: quinnnchick

quinnnchick — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:41:03 +0000

There are lots worse things one can do with/to a chicken.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:36:55 +0000

please tell me this guy was a telemarketer. that would make so much more sense.

By: Liz

Liz — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:55:00 +0000

When I first read this story, I came to the conclusion that the mother probably fell short on parenting at some point. I won't go so far as to say that she "deserved" it, but...hey.

By: Sidereal

Sidereal — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:40:59 +0000

Did he fight with the police? Because then he'd be a cop socker and a mother forker.

By: ted

ted — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:40:44 +0000

Chickens don't kill people. People with chickens kill people.

The thing is, if this guy's mother had her own handgun, she could have shot him dead before the felonious assault.

Or if he had his own handgun, he could have gone on a shooting rampage and done a lot more damage - no, wait, folks just don't do that sort of thing.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:57:30 +0000

Assault by chicken? Wow. That's just to bizarre!

By: Justin Blumer

Justin Blumer — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:13:09 +0000

My father is the prosecutor mentioned in the article. The bicycle mentioned in the article? Yeah, not his. A local citizen recognized this clown as the guy who was rummaging through his garage the day before, and took off on his bicycle. He called the Sheriff and asked if they found him with a bicycle matching the description of his. Yup. So they tacked on another felony. Triple Fail.

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:36:40 +0000

Gee, I wonder if this guy worked as a telemarketer. (yeah, I know; no connection. But I just finished reading the telemarketer post comments.

By: ep

ep — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:53:16 +0000

Frozen chickens are lethal weapons.

By: davedonelson

davedonelson — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:50:22 +0000

There ya go....if you outlaw chickens, only the outlaws will have chickens. And just what, pray tell, does the Second Amendment say about chickens? Let us ask the Supreme Court Dave Donelson, author of Heart of Diamonds

By: vanderleun

vanderleun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:27:31 +0000

And while you are at it, DUMP THE HARLEY AD THAT DROPS A "PEEL ME" STICKER right in front of the item.

Fer Christ's sake, boys, you don't need the cash that bad.

It is really REALLY obnoxious.

By: James Schend

James Schend — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:52:16 +0000

What's with the headline? Let Fark be Fark.