Comments on: Top 10 Strangest Anti-Terrorism Patents

By: Mrugesh

Mrugesh — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:11:01 +0000

Why don't we nuke terrorist countries like Pakistan and end this all at once. Now it has been proven that Pakistan government helps terrorist camps. They also are making an Islamic bomb against western countries.

By: Vishal jani

Vishal jani — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:31:46 +0000

I am 18 years old.i am studying in i.t. Engineering. I am from gujarat. I want to join antiterrorist force. But i can not found any way. Can you give me some guidence or any websites?

By: darlzwik

darlzwik — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:15:01 +0000

If you hate hippies, check out these no good losers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3tT5F9ECpA

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By: infinity

infinity — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:16:02 +0000

funny. practical. very neat!

By: midgemaster

midgemaster — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:09:11 +0000

That missile truck is on time crisis!

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:13:28 +0000

That's John Rambo trying to blow himself up. "Heroes never die... They just reload."

By: fak3r

fak3r — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:33:03 +0000

what great concepts, the bathroom in a suit is just funny, but I love the 'solid snake' concept taking down the suicide bomber. notice how the bomber is some hippy with long hair, and some sort of headband, must be an old illustration when the government wanted to scare people away from those 'free thinkers'.

By: T-Rex

T-Rex — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:38:51 +0000

Why a pit under the trap door. Can't it be a sluice. After the terrorist is trapped, the trap door closes and another trap door opens which forwards him outside. Have a good flight!

By: 9ii

9ii — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:10:49 +0000

Of course it's a hippie! Arabs are an urban myth, they don't exist.

By: Fribble

Fribble — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:07:16 +0000

Trap door on a plane? Snakes?? Why waste time with snakes? Just rig up another trap door to the outside world and drop the bad guys into the ocean from 35,000 feet

By: Jacky

Jacky — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:22:19 +0000

Hey Jessie

Thanks for the anti-terrorism bra idea. I added anti-terrorism panties and now have a patent pending.

Best
Jacky

By: kb

kb — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:57:00 +0000

Because hippies are terrorist wannabes thus are friends of terrorists so why not net them. Bonus: one less tree hippie.

By: Archon

Archon — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:26:47 +0000

Bah, my "sarcasm" tags were stripped by the comment system. In case the batteries are low on anyone's sarcasm detector, the third paragraph in my above post was meant with to be read as sarcastic prose. Also, come on! A Kevlar net that will remain anchored to the ground during an approximately 100 atm (~1500 psi, 10 MPa) blast front? I don't think so. You'd basically be adding more debris to be thrown about. I mourn the death of scientific thought and reasoning. I suppose it's for the best, really. It's been suffering for such a long time.

By: Archon

Archon — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:15:43 +0000

This is a prime example of how the patent system needs to be rebooted. *sighs*

I'm a government scientist by trade and it abhors me that there is very little in the way of technical/engineering analysis of these fantasies and implementation is another problem no one seems to think about. Not to mention the prior art.

Trap door on a plane? Hah! Everyone knows that there is a cubic butt-ton of empty space in the underbelly of a airliner. Surely we can squeeze a prison cell in there!

*Poster slaps forehead*

P.S. The feud between Tesla and Edison is an interesting read. It's a shame the real geniuses aren't backed by the J.P. Morgan money machine.

By: andrew_org

andrew_org — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:43:03 +0000

@UnderpantsGnome: Tesla wasn't Russian.

By: Robert the Red

Robert the Red — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:10:35 +0000

Alligators below the airplane trap door? Ridiculous. Venomous snakes! Wait, I want to patent this idea. Forget you saw this.

By: e2dabizzle

e2dabizzle — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:17:32 +0000

Dillon Aero makes an SUV with a 7.62mm Minigun (electrically-driven Gatling Gun)called the "Q" Car, which very much resembles the "Anti-Terrorist Truck." Great video of the "Q" in action on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D6PUD66UMc

By: Paul Camp

Paul Camp — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:05:50 +0000

Alligators in the pit?? SHARKS! With frickin laser beams.

By: DeLukas

DeLukas — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:25:46 +0000

@Alex: Your partly right, I meant to imply a harmless way. The people coming out of the Moscow theater required a fair amount of treatment and are subject to chronic diseases as a result.

@Robin: N2O needs a fair concentration (the reason it is applied via an inhaler) and continuous application. Using it as a weapon wouldn't work. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_oxide#In_medicine

By: christian

christian — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:07:40 +0000

Hippies do blow themselves up, just infrequently. Anyone remember the weathermen?

By: Robin

Robin — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:42:03 +0000

then what do they use in the dentist office for a knockout gas please email me as i won't check this site a again

Robin

info@nutec-medical.co.uk

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:17:35 +0000

@DeLukas: I am guessing you should also add that there is no such thing as “knockout gas” outside of movies. Actually, there is such a thing. The Russian OSNAZ team used it in the Moscow theater hostage crisis.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:09:21 +0000

Here's the actual patent on the incapacitating gas... it seems to be the only one with some potential beyond comedic value!
http://www.google.com/patents?id=Kq8JAAAAEBAJ&dq=6499693

By: DeLukas

DeLukas — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:28:16 +0000

I am guessing you should also add that there is no such thing as "knockout gas" outside of movies.

By: planetheidi

planetheidi — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:02:07 +0000

You're forgetting that Hippies also spontaneously combust. This patent is sorely needed!

By: Yinka Double Dare

Yinka Double Dare — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:23:16 +0000

Railroad missile -- Bonus: Makes a great movie plot! Have you actually watched Under Siege 2: Dark Territory? Because I don't think anyone would call that movie plot "great".

By: Johnson

Johnson — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:12:36 +0000

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Of course I’m a noob when it comes to international patent law, so if we can go patent russian inventions, I call dibs on Tesla’s work.
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Thomas Edison already did that

By: Danishdan

Danishdan — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:08:24 +0000

Why does the net operator only have one leg? The first prototype must not have worked. And, I don't think it is a hippie but rather a person asking for change.

By: Red Leatherman

Red Leatherman — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:31:49 +0000

"Hasn’t Russia had missile trains for decades"
Hey! not the same thing at all, our trains carry intercontintal ballistic missles while theirs simply carry bombs.
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