Home For Sale, Wife Included

1. Christophe
   June 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

   Looks like they used some silicone fix on that house...

2. xultar
   June 26th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

   She better be in Nevada. Prostitution is illegal everywhere else in the states.

3. sw
   June 26th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

   isn't that called whoring?

4. Video Game Dork
   June 26th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

   Well, you guys already covered the comments I was going to post!

   Moving on....

5. Ali S.
   June 26th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

   Uhhhh...this can't be legal.

6. The Kid
   June 26th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   i'd have to take her for a test drive, ya mean.

7. astrodex
   June 26th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

   "Upgraded tile." Is that what they're calling it these days?

8. sam
   June 26th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

   1. Sell home
   2. Work out a way you still get to live in it
   3. Profit

9. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
   June 26th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

   Doesn't this make her a prostitute?

10. "A.J."
    June 26th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    I'll take the home and rent out the wife.

11. Evilbeagle
    June 26th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Yeah, all the prostitution comments have been covered, so I'll just have to go with the tired but true, "That woman has no self respect." I mean, really, if you are going to sell yourself, do so on your own merits. If you feel you have to sweeten the deal with a house, then your self esteem is below the basement.

12. anon
    June 26th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Sure, but do the curtains match the carpet?

    /somebody had to ask it, might as well be me.

13. NT
    June 26th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Nice nice nice!

    Fucking Whore!

    I'd fuck that whore too!

14. Jimbo
    June 26th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Small is ALWAYS better than implants.

    However... I'd hit it!

15. CheeseDuck
    June 26th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Wait. Do the kids come with the house?

16. ted
    June 26th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Let's see... how about:

    Looks like the tile's not the only thing that was upgraded.

17. EP
    June 26th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Bounty hunter included.

18. Gordon
    June 26th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    You all have dirty minds. Where did she promise to have sex with anyone? How does this make her a prostitute? What she offers here is a chance at relationship. So she's a bit unconventional. Is that a crime? Why not wish her well, instead of being so stupidly judgemental?

19. superbad
    June 27th, 2008 at 1:52 am

    What a barker. You couldn't give me the house.

20. skysoalive
    June 27th, 2008 at 2:32 am

    It's a man baby! Not trying to be harsh, but if you ask me, that house is located in Tranny City.

21. heather
    June 27th, 2008 at 3:07 am

    How much do you want to bet she's a cardboard cutout? Either that or it's a guy with balloons strapped to his chest.

22. Cat
    June 27th, 2008 at 3:58 am

    anyone else initially think it was a husband attempting to sale his house and wife as a package deal?

23. Tim Giachetti
    June 27th, 2008 at 4:24 am

    Hasbro toy company must be pissed. She used up an entire years worth of plastic on her boobs alone. And she ain't that pretty at all. Bet she's from the bad end of Amsterdam id you get my drift.

    Buy house, have her citizenship revoked and have her ass shipped back where she came.

24. MoonCake
    June 27th, 2008 at 6:11 am

    though it is her choice and doing, it's hard for me to say that cat-calls and comments like "i'd tap that" aren't just fueling the fire.

    i mean, what does that say about YOU when you say "yea she's a whore, but i'd stick my D in her Va-G." doesn't make you look much better, and DEFINITELY doesn't help her case.

    don't think i'm trying to stand up for her poor decision.. but the only reason women act like this is because they know it will get them attention from men, regarless of whether its positive attention or sexist commentary. and the reason men make such comments? because they think women like it. let me tell you-- we don't. so stop it.

25. Evilbeagle
    June 27th, 2008 at 7:42 am

    Gordon, she is presenting herself as a piece of meat, that's why we are being judgemental. Even if there is no guarantee of sex in the mix, it is highly implied, and that in and of itself is whorish behavior. Furthermore, as a single mother, putting herself out there the way she is is irresponsible and quite frankly, stupid.

26. Cactii
    June 27th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    That's something I'd be interested in... Any listings for a 2 bedroom with a nice young blonde, no children, working cutie?

27. ::mwah::
    June 27th, 2008 at 11:48 am

    She gives a bad name to the rest of us Realtors : /

28. leonardo217
    June 27th, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    1 Buy Home and Wife
    2 Argues with Wife
    3 Wife divorces you
    4 Wife gets home you just bought (Again!)
    5 You move into “A Van Down By The River”.

29. Lea
    June 28th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Gordon, I don't know about you, but when two people get married, they usually have sex.

    Prostitution comments aside, this is so freaking dangerous and stupid it's not funny. What if it's some psycho? And really, a guy that's gonna buy a woman can't be that great anyway.

    Oh yeah, and what about the KIDS???

30. lost princess
    July 10th, 2008 at 9:05 am

    She is very wrinkled. Try to find her real photos. And see her without make-up. Why they divorced? Super blonde couldn´t keep her men? Darling to find husbend today silikone is just not enough. And most of youg girls give themselves for free today. Paying monthly bills for that house is quite work is it blonde wonder of the world.

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