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	<title>Comments on: If Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha, or Confucius Were in a Room Together, Who Would Speak First?</title>
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		<title>By: Shevi</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-1975390</link>
		<dc:creator>Shevi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 21:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This scenario would never happen and it is a stupid question.  If this any truth to who any of these people claim to be then Jesus would be the only one who would be in the room. Needless to say....who would he talk to since He has all the answers anyway.  Amen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This scenario would never happen and it is a stupid question.  If this any truth to who any of these people claim to be then Jesus would be the only one who would be in the room. Needless to say&#8230;.who would he talk to since He has all the answers anyway.  Amen</p>
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		<title>By: ENTHEOGENICS</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-1945612</link>
		<dc:creator>ENTHEOGENICS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 20:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RELIGI0N WAS F0RM AD M0ST 0F THE PR0PHET&#039;S W0RDS WERE EITHER WRITTEN OR HANDED D0WN 0RALLY AFTER THEIR PASSING ~ TRY FASTING 40 DAYS 40 NIGHTS AND SEE 4 Y0URSELVES ~ THEY WERE EXTRATERESIAL ASTRAL TRAVELERS</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RELIGI0N WAS F0RM AD M0ST 0F THE PR0PHET&#8217;S W0RDS WERE EITHER WRITTEN OR HANDED D0WN 0RALLY AFTER THEIR PASSING ~ TRY FASTING 40 DAYS 40 NIGHTS AND SEE 4 Y0URSELVES ~ THEY WERE EXTRATERESIAL ASTRAL TRAVELERS</p>
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		<title>By: phil collins</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-1917117</link>
		<dc:creator>phil collins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If those people were in a room and you didn&#039;t listen to everything that they all said you will not know what any of them are saying.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If those people were in a room and you didn&#8217;t listen to everything that they all said you will not know what any of them are saying.</p>
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		<title>By: Rishid</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-1889384</link>
		<dc:creator>Rishid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sri Buddha, Confucius, Moses, Jesus and Prophet Muhammed (May peace be upon all of them). They all are spiritual brothers in the religion of the beloved, the God Almighty. All of these beloved servants of the Divine would be praying for the mankind together when they meet.May unconditional compassion of all the above enlightened masters be with all of the creations. May all of them guide our intelects to the Divine Bliss. May the Divine foregive us and liberate us from Sufferings with his mercy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sri Buddha, Confucius, Moses, Jesus and Prophet Muhammed (May peace be upon all of them). They all are spiritual brothers in the religion of the beloved, the God Almighty. All of these beloved servants of the Divine would be praying for the mankind together when they meet.May unconditional compassion of all the above enlightened masters be with all of the creations. May all of them guide our intelects to the Divine Bliss. May the Divine foregive us and liberate us from Sufferings with his mercy.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-727051</link>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Confuscious and Buddha will both be shocked and amazed, hanging their heads in dismay after staring at Jesus. A rather perky prophet Muhammad jumps in between the two and says to the world reknowned eastern philosophers &#039;okay you two, pay up, I TOLD you he was black.&#039; 

Moses laughs in the background, Jesus simply smiles and nods, everybody has a jolly old time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Confuscious and Buddha will both be shocked and amazed, hanging their heads in dismay after staring at Jesus. A rather perky prophet Muhammad jumps in between the two and says to the world reknowned eastern philosophers &#8216;okay you two, pay up, I TOLD you he was black.&#8217; </p>
<p>Moses laughs in the background, Jesus simply smiles and nods, everybody has a jolly old time.</p>
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		<title>By: tripleX</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-626779</link>
		<dc:creator>tripleX</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Probably the one She slept with last night.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Probably the one She slept with last night.</p>
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		<title>By: demar</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-624317</link>
		<dc:creator>demar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They would all look at each other and in unison say &quot;He does exist!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They would all look at each other and in unison say &#8220;He does exist!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: AnUnSi</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621739</link>
		<dc:creator>AnUnSi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It doesn&#039;t matter who would speak first.  What matters is who would never err when speaking.  The answer, of course, is Jesus, who, being God, is incapable of making an error.

Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It doesn&#8217;t matter who would speak first.  What matters is who would never err when speaking.  The answer, of course, is Jesus, who, being God, is incapable of making an error.</p>
<p>Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar!</p>
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		<title>By: Ajan</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621376</link>
		<dc:creator>Ajan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>**Wolf Whistles**

God would talk since they are his children</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>**Wolf Whistles**</p>
<p>God would talk since they are his children</p>
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		<title>By: ted</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621309</link>
		<dc:creator>ted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a stupid question.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a stupid question.</p>
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		<title>By: tripleX</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621308</link>
		<dc:creator>tripleX</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If it&#039;s the first time they&#039;re together in a room they probably burst out in laughter together, and it will be very hard to speak at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it&#8217;s the first time they&#8217;re together in a room they probably burst out in laughter together, and it will be very hard to speak at all.</p>
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		<title>By: tripleX</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621301</link>
		<dc:creator>tripleX</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus probably breaks the silence by asking how everybody is doing. The others think themselves too holy or self-conscious to start a conversation with strangers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus probably breaks the silence by asking how everybody is doing. The others think themselves too holy or self-conscious to start a conversation with strangers.</p>
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		<title>By: Woodwose</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621134</link>
		<dc:creator>Woodwose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps the next question should be : Of the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and an honest politician which would be the best tap dancer? Since all of the participants in both questions are either imaginary or so blown out of their original reality that they are no longer recognizable any answer is correct or a least defendable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps the next question should be : Of the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and an honest politician which would be the best tap dancer? Since all of the participants in both questions are either imaginary or so blown out of their original reality that they are no longer recognizable any answer is correct or a least defendable.</p>
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		<title>By: ty</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621132</link>
		<dc:creator>ty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moses, Buddha, Mohammed, and Confucius were all born normal people.  Buddha and Confucius taught things that they learned through their own experiences.  Moses and Mohammed were later in life contacted by God. 

Jesus was the only one who, at the time of his birth, was known to be the &#039;special&#039; one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moses, Buddha, Mohammed, and Confucius were all born normal people.  Buddha and Confucius taught things that they learned through their own experiences.  Moses and Mohammed were later in life contacted by God. </p>
<p>Jesus was the only one who, at the time of his birth, was known to be the &#8216;special&#8217; one.</p>
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		<title>By: Mother Hubbard</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621099</link>
		<dc:creator>Mother Hubbard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well that&#039;s easy. Christ first, Moses second. They&#039;re the only one alive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well that&#8217;s easy. Christ first, Moses second. They&#8217;re the only one alive.</p>
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		<title>By: bean</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621074</link>
		<dc:creator>bean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Confucius would be the first, lecturing the other ones on how to subjugate women and children. He pretty much invented government religion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Confucius would be the first, lecturing the other ones on how to subjugate women and children. He pretty much invented government religion.</p>
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		<title>By: the lord</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/20/if-jesus-moses-mohammad-buddha-or-confucius-were-in-a-room-together-who-would-speak-first/comment-page-1/#comment-621058</link>
		<dc:creator>the lord</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think the question is who would u listen to?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think the question is who would u listen to?</p>
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		<title>By: prophet</title>
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		<dc:creator>prophet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As agressive leaders, it would be Mohammad and Moses after him. Jesus will try to calm them, Confucius will laugh and Buddha will smile with his eyes closed, as his mind isn´t really there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As agressive leaders, it would be Mohammad and Moses after him. Jesus will try to calm them, Confucius will laugh and Buddha will smile with his eyes closed, as his mind isn´t really there.</p>
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