Comments on: If Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha, or Confucius Were in a Room Together, Who Would Speak First?

By: Rishid

Rishid — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:48:31 +0000

Sri Buddha, Confucius, Moses, Jesus and Prophet Muhammed (May peace be upon all of them). They all are spiritual brothers in the religion of the beloved, the God Almighty. All of these beloved servants of the Divine would be praying for the mankind together when they meet.May unconditional compassion of all the above enlightened masters be with all of the creations. May all of them guide our intelects to the Divine Bliss. May the Divine foregive us and liberate us from Sufferings with his mercy.

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:02:07 +0000

Confuscious and Buddha will both be shocked and amazed, hanging their heads in dismay after staring at Jesus. A rather perky prophet Muhammad jumps in between the two and says to the world reknowned eastern philosophers 'okay you two, pay up, I TOLD you he was black.'

Moses laughs in the background, Jesus simply smiles and nods, everybody has a jolly old time.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:17:25 +0000

Probably the one She slept with last night.

By: demar

demar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:46:55 +0000

They would all look at each other and in unison say "He does exist!"

By: AnUnSi

AnUnSi — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:56:27 +0000

It doesn't matter who would speak first. What matters is who would never err when speaking. The answer, of course, is Jesus, who, being God, is incapable of making an error.

Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar!

By: Ajan

Ajan — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:10:17 +0000

**Wolf Whistles**

God would talk since they are his children

By: ted

ted — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:33:28 +0000

What a stupid question.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:30:02 +0000

If it's the first time they're together in a room they probably burst out in laughter together, and it will be very hard to speak at all.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:47:37 +0000

Jesus probably breaks the silence by asking how everybody is doing. The others think themselves too holy or self-conscious to start a conversation with strangers.

By: Woodwose

Woodwose — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:52 +0000

Perhaps the next question should be : Of the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and an honest politician which would be the best tap dancer? Since all of the participants in both questions are either imaginary or so blown out of their original reality that they are no longer recognizable any answer is correct or a least defendable.

By: ty

ty — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:51:42 +0000

Moses, Buddha, Mohammed, and Confucius were all born normal people. Buddha and Confucius taught things that they learned through their own experiences. Moses and Mohammed were later in life contacted by God.

Jesus was the only one who, at the time of his birth, was known to be the 'special' one.

By: Mother Hubbard

Mother Hubbard — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:49:13 +0000

Well that's easy. Christ first, Moses second. They're the only one alive.

By: bean

bean — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:22:35 +0000

Confucius would be the first, lecturing the other ones on how to subjugate women and children. He pretty much invented government religion.

By: the lord

the lord — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:08:34 +0000

i think the question is who would u listen to?

By: prophet

prophet — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:47:37 +0000

As agressive leaders, it would be Mohammad and Moses after him. Jesus will try to calm them, Confucius will laugh and Buddha will smile with his eyes closed, as his mind isn´t really there.