If Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha, or Confucius Were in a Room Together, Who Would Speak First?

Over at Polls Boutique, Our pal Cliff Pickover asked the world "If Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha, and Confucius were gathered in a room, who would be the first to speak? What would he say?"

You can vote or see the results (quite surprising - I thought it'd be Confucius with one of his Confucius Says jokes!) - via Reality Carnival


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This scenario would never happen and it is a stupid question. If this any truth to who any of these people claim to be then Jesus would be the only one who would be in the room. Needless to say....who would he talk to since He has all the answers anyway. Amen
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Sri Buddha, Confucius, Moses, Jesus and Prophet Muhammed (May peace be upon all of them). They all are spiritual brothers in the religion of the beloved, the God Almighty. All of these beloved servants of the Divine would be praying for the mankind together when they meet.May unconditional compassion of all the above enlightened masters be with all of the creations. May all of them guide our intelects to the Divine Bliss. May the Divine foregive us and liberate us from Sufferings with his mercy.
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Confuscious and Buddha will both be shocked and amazed, hanging their heads in dismay after staring at Jesus. A rather perky prophet Muhammad jumps in between the two and says to the world reknowned eastern philosophers 'okay you two, pay up, I TOLD you he was black.'

Moses laughs in the background, Jesus simply smiles and nods, everybody has a jolly old time.
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