If Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha, or Confucius Were in a Room Together, Who Would Speak First?

1. prophet
   June 20th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

   As agressive leaders, it would be Mohammad and Moses after him. Jesus will try to calm them, Confucius will laugh and Buddha will smile with his eyes closed, as his mind isn´t really there.

2. the lord
   June 20th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

   i think the question is who would u listen to?

3. bean
   June 20th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

   Confucius would be the first, lecturing the other ones on how to subjugate women and children. He pretty much invented government religion.

4. Mother Hubbard
   June 20th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

   Well that's easy. Christ first, Moses second. They're the only one alive.

5. ty
   June 20th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

   Moses, Buddha, Mohammed, and Confucius were all born normal people. Buddha and Confucius taught things that they learned through their own experiences. Moses and Mohammed were later in life contacted by God.

   Jesus was the only one who, at the time of his birth, was known to be the 'special' one.

6. Woodwose
   June 20th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

   Perhaps the next question should be : Of the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and an honest politician which would be the best tap dancer? Since all of the participants in both questions are either imaginary or so blown out of their original reality that they are no longer recognizable any answer is correct or a least defendable.

7. tripleX
   June 21st, 2008 at 4:47 am

   Jesus probably breaks the silence by asking how everybody is doing. The others think themselves too holy or self-conscious to start a conversation with strangers.

8. tripleX
   June 21st, 2008 at 5:30 am

   If it's the first time they're together in a room they probably burst out in laughter together, and it will be very hard to speak at all.

9. ted
   June 21st, 2008 at 5:33 am

   What a stupid question.

10. Ajan
    June 21st, 2008 at 8:10 am

    **Wolf Whistles**

    God would talk since they are his children

11. AnUnSi
    June 21st, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    It doesn't matter who would speak first. What matters is who would never err when speaking. The answer, of course, is Jesus, who, being God, is incapable of making an error.

    Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar!

12. demar
    June 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    They would all look at each other and in unison say "He does exist!"

13. tripleX
    June 25th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Probably the one She slept with last night.

14. Jay
    August 10th, 2008 at 12:02 am

    Confuscious and Buddha will both be shocked and amazed, hanging their heads in dismay after staring at Jesus. A rather perky prophet Muhammad jumps in between the two and says to the world reknowned eastern philosophers 'okay you two, pay up, I TOLD you he was black.'

    Moses laughs in the background, Jesus simply smiles and nods, everybody has a jolly old time.

15. Rishid
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Sri Buddha, Confucius, Moses, Jesus and Prophet Muhammed (May peace be upon all of them). They all are spiritual brothers in the religion of the beloved, the God Almighty. All of these beloved servants of the Divine would be praying for the mankind together when they meet.May unconditional compassion of all the above enlightened masters be with all of the creations. May all of them guide our intelects to the Divine Bliss. May the Divine foregive us and liberate us from Sufferings with his mercy.

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