Comments on: Japan to Market Robotic Girlfriend to Lonely Men

By: fed up

fed up — Sat, 23 May 2009 15:55:48 +0000

Bullshit there are 0 awesome single girls out there. An awesome girl would actually want sex and ask for it on the internet. This never happens!

I'm going to make a proper robot gf one day because its the only way me and alot of other good guys are ever going to get laid. Then we dont have to put up with all this depressing misandrist commentary anymore.

By: irfan gungor

irfan gungor — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:21:42 +0000

DEAR LADIES..HELLO...
I AM AUSTRALIAN BOTH TURKISH,60 YEARS OLD,RETIRED TEACHER,I WANT CORRESSPONDING BY MY E-MAIL WITH LADIES.
Mr.irfan.gungor.@hotmail.com.

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:37:53 +0000

But will it just hold my Fleshlight?

By: arkityp

arkityp — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:46:00 +0000

i'm not sure why men have to resort to this when there are plenty of awesome single girls (like me) out there!

By: Kittie

Kittie — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:56:10 +0000

This reminds me of that skit on Robot Chicken where they're presenting this robot to a class or something and the only questions are "Can you f-ck it?"

By: some yeti

some yeti — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:37:38 +0000

"Cherry 2000" thats what ive put in the 'Name' field for every computer ive owned in the last 13 years.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:05:04 +0000

I'd be highly surprised if it didn't blend.

By: Capella

Capella — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:19:23 +0000

Hmm, so many questions...
What kind or ports does it come with?
Can you hook up an iPod to it?
Will it blend?

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:40:37 +0000

I've heard that Japanese men are small equipped, but this is ridiculous!

By: Rocky

Rocky — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:18:44 +0000

Ah, good. As if Japan's birthrate wasn't in freefall enough. Can the Japanese finally create a robot they don't want to have sex with?

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:57:39 +0000

@ SenorMysterioso

HAHAHAHA! I spat my coffee all over myself reading that. Nice.

By: munky

munky — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:08:40 +0000

"love mode"?

Not buying one unless there's a wank mode...

By: firithlotiel

firithlotiel — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:19:11 +0000

Chobits... the beginning?

By: kid_icarus

kid_icarus — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:13:51 +0000

do you think age of conan people will be getting these?

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:01:47 +0000

Cherry 2000

By: Donald

Donald — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:27:51 +0000

I'm still waiting for the day they develop life like Bio Androids for sex. Get to it, people!

This thing is at best made for a lonely Robosapien.

By: heather

heather — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:20:41 +0000

Wow. That's...um...immensely creepy. If I went to a guy's apartment and saw this sitting on the coffee table, I'd do a 180 fast.

By: Mr. T

Mr. T — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:48:57 +0000

That is a rather a poor substitute. I much prefer the real thing myself. Like they said in South Pacific, "there ain't nothing like a dame!"

By: rainbow

rainbow — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:35:06 +0000

Wow, "Lolita" (my inflatable doll) is jealous.