Japan to Market Robotic Girlfriend to Lonely Men - Neatorama

Lonely men, listen up: Japan (who else?) has come to your rescue by introducing EMA (Eternal Maiden Actualisation) robot that can be your girlfriend:

A Japanese firm has produced a 15-inch tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.
Using her infrared sensors and battery power, the diminutive damsel named "EMA" puckers up for nearby human heads, entering what designers call its "love mode."

Link (Photo: Kim Kyung-hoon/Reuters) - Thanks Pam!

Wow, "Lolita" (my inflatable doll) is jealous.

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That is a rather a poor substitute. I much prefer the real thing myself. Like they said in South Pacific, "there ain't nothing like a dame!"

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Wow. That's...um...immensely creepy. If I went to a guy's apartment and saw this sitting on the coffee table, I'd do a 180 fast.

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I'm still waiting for the day they develop life like Bio Androids for sex. Get to it, people!

This thing is at best made for a lonely Robosapien.

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Cherry 2000

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do you think age of conan people will be getting these?

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Chobits... the beginning?

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"love mode"?

Not buying one unless there's a wank mode...

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@ SenorMysterioso

HAHAHAHA! I spat my coffee all over myself reading that. Nice. :D

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Ah, good. As if Japan's birthrate wasn't in freefall enough. Can the Japanese finally create a robot they don't want to have sex with?

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I've heard that Japanese men are small equipped, but this is ridiculous!

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Hmm, so many questions...
What kind or ports does it come with?
Can you hook up an iPod to it?
Will it blend?

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I'd be highly surprised if it didn't blend.

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"Cherry 2000"

thats what ive put in the 'Name' field for every computer ive owned in the last 13 years.

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This reminds me of that skit on Robot Chicken where they're presenting this robot to a class or something and the only questions are "Can you f-ck it?"

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i'm not sure why men have to resort to this when there are plenty of awesome single girls (like me) out there!

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But will it just hold my Fleshlight?

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DEAR LADIES..HELLO...
I AM AUSTRALIAN BOTH TURKISH,60 YEARS OLD,RETIRED TEACHER,I WANT CORRESSPONDING BY MY E-MAIL WITH LADIES.
Mr.irfan.gungor.@hotmail.com.

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Bullshit there are 0 awesome single girls out there. An awesome girl would actually want sex and ask for it on the internet. This never happens!

I'm going to make a proper robot gf one day because its the only way me and alot of other good guys are ever going to get laid. Then we dont have to put up with all this depressing misandrist commentary anymore.

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