Japan to Market Robotic Girlfriend to Lonely Men

1. rainbow
   June 18th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

   Wow, "Lolita" (my inflatable doll) is jealous.

2. Mr. T
   June 18th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

   That is a rather a poor substitute. I much prefer the real thing myself. Like they said in South Pacific, "there ain't nothing like a dame!"

3. heather
   June 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

   Wow. That's...um...immensely creepy. If I went to a guy's apartment and saw this sitting on the coffee table, I'd do a 180 fast.

4. Donald
   June 18th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

   I'm still waiting for the day they develop life like Bio Androids for sex. Get to it, people!

   This thing is at best made for a lonely Robosapien.

5. SenorMysterioso
   June 18th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

   Cherry 2000

6. kid_icarus
   June 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

   do you think age of conan people will be getting these?

7. firithlotiel
   June 18th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

   Chobits... the beginning?

8. munky
   June 18th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

   "love mode"?

   Not buying one unless there's a wank mode...

9. Ali S.
   June 18th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

   @ SenorMysterioso

   HAHAHAHA! I spat my coffee all over myself reading that. Nice.

10. Rocky
    June 18th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Ah, good. As if Japan's birthrate wasn't in freefall enough. Can the Japanese finally create a robot they don't want to have sex with?

11. tripleX
    June 19th, 2008 at 4:40 am

    I've heard that Japanese men are small equipped, but this is ridiculous!

12. Capella
    June 19th, 2008 at 7:19 am

    Hmm, so many questions...
    What kind or ports does it come with?
    Can you hook up an iPod to it?
    Will it blend?

13. Thomas
    June 19th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I'd be highly surprised if it didn't blend.

14. some yeti
    June 19th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    "Cherry 2000"

    thats what ive put in the 'Name' field for every computer ive owned in the last 13 years.

15. Kittie
    June 19th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    This reminds me of that skit on Robot Chicken where they're presenting this robot to a class or something and the only questions are "Can you f-ck it?"

16. arkityp
    June 20th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    i'm not sure why men have to resort to this when there are plenty of awesome single girls (like me) out there!

17. Jimbo
    June 23rd, 2008 at 5:37 am

    But will it just hold my Fleshlight?

18. irfan gungor
    August 24th, 2008 at 2:21 am

    DEAR LADIES..HELLO...
    I AM AUSTRALIAN BOTH TURKISH,60 YEARS OLD,RETIRED TEACHER,I WANT CORRESSPONDING BY MY E-MAIL WITH LADIES.
    Mr.irfan.gungor.@hotmail.com.

19. fed up
    May 23rd, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Bullshit there are 0 awesome single girls out there. An awesome girl would actually want sex and ask for it on the internet. This never happens!

    I'm going to make a proper robot gf one day because its the only way me and alot of other good guys are ever going to get laid. Then we dont have to put up with all this depressing misandrist commentary anymore.

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