Caption Monkey 33: Cute Taco Bell Puppy

1. trishlovesdolphins
   June 17th, 2008 at 3:50 am

   I had that part locked till that damn Chihuahua.

2. trishlovesdolphins
   June 17th, 2008 at 3:52 am

   Do the dew!

3. Evilbeagle
   June 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am

   I asked for Diet, but this will do. Next time, I rip your throat out.

4. Jim
   June 17th, 2008 at 4:04 am

   “what, i said i won’t pee again in the car!”

   “you try not to drinking anything after burrito…. slurrrp…”

   “my cousin is snoopy, and i am slurrpy.”

5. catsvillage
   June 17th, 2008 at 4:31 am

   “what? me? I’m just keeping the bubbles from escaping.”

6. MoonCake
   June 17th, 2008 at 4:38 am

   i take sip, and you not mind, yes?

7. Nestor
   June 17th, 2008 at 4:48 am

   “I just can´t get enough of this.”

8. Lenore
   June 17th, 2008 at 5:29 am

   “Pweeeeeeez! It’s not like they have Baja Blast anywhere else; it’s my favorite!”

9. JC
   June 17th, 2008 at 6:35 am

   Why Buddha is fat?

10. MrsAyres
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:20 am

    What?!? “Yo qiero Taco Bell tambien”
    or
    “Oh, I’m sorry…I thought this one was mine. My mistake.”

11. gl3nk
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Where my fries, byatch?

12. George
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:40 am

    Those chips make me thirsty!

13. Mowog
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:41 am

    “You didn’t tell me you ordered extra jalapeños.”

14. Deimos3
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:46 am

    I can has fourthmeal?

15. Z
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:53 am

    Super size me!!!

16. Courtney
    June 17th, 2008 at 8:01 am

    Fine. I’ll drink the Sprite.

17. Jim
    June 17th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    What? Oh, I already finished mine…

    or

    What did you expect? You left me here with no AC!

18. frankiefourfingers
    June 17th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    lo sientoz, muy thirztee

19. frankiefourfingers
    June 17th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    mmmmmmhm wash down chihuaha with tasty beverage. BUUURRRRP!!

20. Rasmaestro
    June 17th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    My Dad’s 2nd cousin’s daugther’s fiancé was a pit bull. Hands off my beverages, I’m telling you…

21. Aerek
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Haha! This is what they get for eating at Taco Bell.

22. marishka
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:28 am

    What? The chihuahua said I could!

23. tripleX
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Hard to look innocent with brain-freeze.

24. Charlie Bluefish
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Sure, help yourself. Later we go catch a movie. You wanna drive or shall I?

25. EyeDigress
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:34 am

    Think outside the bark!

26. op
    June 17th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    i buyed u a pespi but i drinkd it

27. jimmyhoffascorpse
    June 17th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    uh-oh pull over pull over!

    Those mailbox ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em. BAM!

    ok those are my too…all i can ever come up with for thse things is pee…

28. jimmyhoffascorpse
    June 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    The choice of a new generation.

29. tripleX
    June 17th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    Could I please have some food? I’m chewing straws here!

30. Blake
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    is ok. i am so adorable. so you just smile, ok?

31. whapper
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Chaluuuupa?

32. docthemoose
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Potty training bootcamp: Take no prisoners.

33. docthemoose
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Miniature Dachshund; major thirst.

34. kid_icarus
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    i am so gonna wet this car seat….

35. Mond
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Don’t worry, my overflow valve is wide open!

36. Bc
    June 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    I know the front one is mine but yours tastes better. Please? I promise not to backwash.

37. tripleX
    June 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    My vegetarian meals depress me…

38. Officeslacker
    June 17th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    You try licking all those hard to reach places and not working up a thirst!

39. Brs
    June 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    “Every time he looked away Schnitzel took a liberty.”

40. Agnes
    June 17th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    .:sluuuuurp slurp slu-slurp-slurp slurrrrrp:.

    (gulps)

    Oh. Sorry….

    Too loud?

41. tony
    June 17th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    ich liebe taco bell.

42. PJ
    June 17th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    More proof that too much Pepsi can stunt your growth…

43. T UPTO
    June 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    yo quiero tu mamacita homes!

44. Rob
    June 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Yes, I was licking myself a minute ago. Why do you ask?

45. neatoramafan
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    “Don’t mind me…just sterilizing the straw. You know what they say: a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s!”

46. renderanything
    June 17th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Ummm… What? Do I have something in my teeth?

47. Capo
    June 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    “I can haz Tawco?!”

48. Stratoblogster
    June 17th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    “It isn’t Dr. Pepper– you know how much I like Dr. Pepper…”

49. Gorillo
    June 18th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Yo keero what?!
    Speak English, man!

50. Aerek
    June 18th, 2008 at 1:20 am

    But I told you I wanted three pops.

51. Alex
    June 18th, 2008 at 2:31 am

    Ahahahaha! Great captions, guys! Adam has picked the winner: Congrats to Mowog who wrote “You didn’t tell me you ordered extra jalapeños.”

52. jim
    June 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    *slurp*

53. itachilover1995
    November 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am

    “Why r ya lookin at me like that??? i swear i aint drinking ur drink! =P”

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