Caption Monkey 33: Cute Taco Bell Puppy

By Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey on Jun 17, 2008 at 3:26 am

Photo from LOLaday

Hooray! It’s time for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Cpation Monkey! So after you gaze at the cuteness that is the Taco Bell puppy, submit your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you can think of.

Funniest caption will win a free Monkey (or any other critter) drawing of your choosing from our pal Adam "Ape Lad" Koford of Hobotopia. Good luck!

Update 6/17/08 – Congrats to Mowog who won with this caption: “You didn’t tell me you ordered extra jalapeños.”

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

trishlovesdolphins
Jun 17th, 2008 at 3:50 am
I had that part locked till that damn Chihuahua.
trishlovesdolphins
Jun 17th, 2008 at 3:52 am
Do the dew!
Evilbeagle
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am
I asked for Diet, but this will do. Next time, I rip your throat out.
Jim
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:04 am
“what, i said i won’t pee again in the car!”

“you try not to drinking anything after burrito…. slurrrp…”

“my cousin is snoopy, and i am slurrpy.”
catsvillage
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:31 am
“what? me? I’m just keeping the bubbles from escaping.”
MoonCake
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:38 am
i take sip, and you not mind, yes?
Nestor
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:48 am
“I just can´t get enough of this.”
Lenore
Jun 17th, 2008 at 5:29 am
“Pweeeeeeez! It’s not like they have Baja Blast anywhere else; it’s my favorite!”
JC
Jun 17th, 2008 at 6:35 am
Why Buddha is fat?
MrsAyres
Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:20 am
What?!? “Yo qiero Taco Bell tambien”
or
“Oh, I’m sorry…I thought this one was mine. My mistake.”
gl3nk
Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Where my fries, byatch?
George
Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Those chips make me thirsty!
Mowog
Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:41 am
“You didn’t tell me you ordered extra jalapeños.”
Deimos3
Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:46 am
I can has fourthmeal?
Z
Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Super size me!!!
Courtney
Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Fine. I’ll drink the Sprite.
Jim
Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:09 am
What? Oh, I already finished mine…

or

What did you expect? You left me here with no AC!
frankiefourfingers
Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:42 am
lo sientoz, muy thirztee
frankiefourfingers
Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:44 am
mmmmmmhm wash down chihuaha with tasty beverage. BUUURRRRP!!
Rasmaestro
Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:52 am
My Dad’s 2nd cousin’s daugther’s fiancé was a pit bull. Hands off my beverages, I’m telling you…
Aerek
Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Haha! This is what they get for eating at Taco Bell.
marishka
Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:28 am
What? The chihuahua said I could!
tripleX
Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Hard to look innocent with brain-freeze.
Charlie Bluefish
Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Sure, help yourself. Later we go catch a movie. You wanna drive or shall I?
EyeDigress
Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Think outside the bark!
op
Jun 17th, 2008 at 10:16 am
i buyed u a pespi but i drinkd it
jimmyhoffascorpse
Jun 17th, 2008 at 11:36 am
uh-oh pull over pull over!

Those mailbox ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em. BAM!

ok those are my too…all i can ever come up with for thse things is pee…
jimmyhoffascorpse
Jun 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am
The choice of a new generation.
tripleX
Jun 17th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Could I please have some food? I’m chewing straws here!
Blake
Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
is ok. i am so adorable. so you just smile, ok?
whapper
Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Chaluuuupa?
docthemoose
Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Potty training bootcamp: Take no prisoners.
docthemoose
Jun 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Miniature Dachshund; major thirst.
kid_icarus
Jun 17th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
i am so gonna wet this car seat….
Mond
Jun 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Don’t worry, my overflow valve is wide open!
Bc
Jun 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I know the front one is mine but yours tastes better. Please? I promise not to backwash.
tripleX
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
My vegetarian meals depress me…
Officeslacker
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
You try licking all those hard to reach places and not working up a thirst!
Brs
Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
“Every time he looked away Schnitzel took a liberty.”
Agnes
Jun 17th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
.:sluuuuurp slurp slu-slurp-slurp slurrrrrp:.

(gulps)

Oh. Sorry….

Too loud?
tony
Jun 17th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
ich liebe taco bell.
PJ
Jun 17th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
More proof that too much Pepsi can stunt your growth…
T UPTO
Jun 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
yo quiero tu mamacita homes!
Rob
Jun 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Yes, I was licking myself a minute ago. Why do you ask?
neatoramafan
Jun 17th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
“Don’t mind me…just sterilizing the straw. You know what they say: a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s!”
renderanything
Jun 17th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Ummm… What? Do I have something in my teeth?
Capo
Jun 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
“I can haz Tawco?!”
Stratoblogster
Jun 17th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
“It isn’t Dr. Pepper– you know how much I like Dr. Pepper…”
Gorillo
Jun 18th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Yo keero what?!
Speak English, man!
Aerek
Jun 18th, 2008 at 1:20 am
But I told you I wanted three pops.
Alex
Jun 18th, 2008 at 2:31 am
Ahahahaha! Great captions, guys! Adam has picked the winner: Congrats to Mowog who wrote “You didn’t tell me you ordered extra jalapeños.”
jim
Jun 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
*slurp*
itachilover1995
Nov 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am
“Why r ya lookin at me like that??? i swear i aint drinking ur drink! =P”

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