Dating Terms of Engagement … for a Billionaire!

Posted by Alex in Money & Finance on June 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm


It’s not easy being a billionaire, as Facebook founder and the world’s youngest self-made billionaire Mark Zuckerberg found out: he and his girlfriend Priscilla Chan are holding a "series of negotiations" to hammer out their "dating terms of engagement"!

According to Ms. Lacy, the final contract included how often Ms. Chan would get to see Mr. Zuckerberg. It states:

“One date per week, a minimum of a hundred minutes of alone time, not in his apartment and definitely not at Facebook.”

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15 comments to "Dating Terms of Engagement … for a Billionaire!"

  1. J of The Sandhills
    June 14th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    only a cocky dork would design up this crap….

  2. DOJ
    June 14th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    how romantic!

  3. Gerry
    June 14th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    Not new kiddies!!!

    “The Kids In The Hall” comedy group did a sketch about this many years ago in a conversation between two lawyers about the terms of a series of dates for their clients…

  4. vanderleun
    June 14th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    I sure hope you are getting a ton of dough for the henderson banner ad that explodes across the page whenever a mouse pointer so much as brushes it.

    Really intrusive and really stupid.

  5. Fritz
    June 14th, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    what banner ad? you should get new browser or security program

  6. Mr. Binky
    June 15th, 2008 at 12:50 am

    Firefox FTW

  7. Peeves
    June 15th, 2008 at 5:33 am

    Well we’re in a relationship so what’s the absolute minimum you think we need to devote to doing something with each other?

    2 hours?

    Way too much.

    1.5?

    How about we make it 100 minutes, that’s an arbitrary and small enough number don’t you think?

    Great, I’m going to update my status to reflect our conclusion.

    Ok, I’m going to see how many more billions I can make off my members. You know what I always say, can’t be rich enough.

    That’s why I love you.

  8. Vako
    June 15th, 2008 at 6:18 am

    It seems to me that he is hoping more for a weekly “playdate” or social interaction, more than an actual romantic partner.

  9. Evilbeagle
    June 15th, 2008 at 9:29 am

    This guy must be very empty inside.

  10. Thomas
    June 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Wow, I hope I’m never that socially dead.

  11. prophet
    June 15th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Dump her! Is he nuts?

  12. Parker
    June 15th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    http://www.02138mag.com/magazine/article/1724-2.html
    What an asshole.

  13. Get of Your High Horse
    June 16th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Get over yourself.

  14. Lore
    June 16th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    Oh Facebook.

  15. Bradley
    June 18th, 2008 at 5:30 am

    I don’t see what’s wrong, they’re absolutely perfect for each other. A shallow gold digging asian girl for a rich shallow douche bag.


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