Comments on: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

By: Bowltaft Johnson

Bowltaft Johnson — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:08:29 +0000

Bahamen: who let the chickens out!?

Jerry Springer: what we have here is, the chicken was running away from an abusive wife who is also the chicken's sister that apperently cheated on him with his own brother while high on Meth.

Rick James: cus he's rich b!#$h !

Aerosmith: Cuz he walked that way!

Sarah Palin: to keep the Russians on check. Pew Pew

By: Miz Taylor

Miz Taylor — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:14:05 +0000

Ozzy: So I could bite it's head off!

By: ronnie

ronnie — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:38:40 +0000

Norma Desmond> All right, Mr. DeMille, now that the chicken has crossed the road, I am ready for my close up.

By: Pete

Pete — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:47:34 +0000

Mr. T : If you saw me coming you would be crossing the road too!

By: Pete

Pete — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:44:58 +0000

Arnold Drummond: Watchu talking about Willis?! There is no chicken crossing the road!

By: Regy

Regy — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:35:31 +0000

Jessica Jimpson: Are we talking about a chicken or a fish?

By: Fred DeRosa

Fred DeRosa — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:10:51 +0000

Richard Nixon? Hmm, I think you meant Bill Clinton.

By: Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:17:25 +0000

Because the chicken-feed is always fresher on the other side. But even if the chicken crossed the road, who's to say that another escaped chicken didn't trip the other in a lowly attempt to get the good food first? I know that's what I'd do. Who says you have to play fair? The food is mine!

By: Tom Jackson

Tom Jackson — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:09:51 +0000

Too simple to say, to get to the other side

By: Noxus103

Noxus103 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:07:55 +0000

I was sent this...

By: Ravi J

Ravi J — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:41:44 +0000

Lou DObbs: They are obviously coming on this side to take our jobs.

By: Ademyr

Ademyr — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:39:05 +0000

ajajajajaj GREAAAAAAT !!!

By: Randy Patterson

Randy Patterson — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:08:47 +0000

M: "We don't know why. Your mission, 007, is to find out and eliminate those responsible."

By: Randy Patterson

Randy Patterson — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:57:07 +0000

Robin: "Holy riddles, Batman! It's the Riddler!"

By: rolltideroll

rolltideroll — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:12:10 +0000

Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if a chicken crosses your road.

By: Ajan

Ajan — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:51:05 +0000

for the chickens
to the chickens
by the chickens

By: heather

heather — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:12:45 +0000

Chicken to itself: "Bakawk" *pecks at the roadside* @steamykitchen: spot on chef answers. Bourdain definitely would have said that. My favorite variant of this joke comes from Happy Texas: [main characters are on a chain gang picking up trash by the roadside] "Hey [character's name I forgot], why did the armadillo cross the road?" "I dunno. Why?" "He didn't. See?" *Holds up dead armadillo*

By: Gorrilo

Gorrilo — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:06:58 +0000

Franz Kafka: Because it is more free as a chicken than it was in its work-afflicted life as a human, and now has the choice to cross the road.

By: Fernando

Fernando — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:20:24 +0000

LOL! I like the one by Mitchbert,

"Neo: There is no chicken."

By: Justin Ed.

Justin Ed. — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:10:29 +0000

Worf: Klingon chickens do not cross the road.

By: katrina

katrina — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:35:18 +0000

Chuck Norris: *stares intently at chicken* Then he round house kicks chicken across the road

By: Mitchbert

Mitchbert — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:34:44 +0000

Neo: There is no chicken.

Hannibal Lecter: There most certainly was a chicken. He came to my chateau in Milan for dinner. Dessert was a splendid pate.

By: TZ

TZ — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:07:02 +0000

Richard Nixon: I did not have relations with that chicken. I repeat, I did not have relations with that chicken.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:25:20 +0000

The Chicken itself - "What's a road?"

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:58:22 +0000

To see a man lay a brick.

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:29:35 +0000

Einstein really did say, "Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?"

By: Archbob

Archbob — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:52:19 +0000

I'd shoot the chicken, eat it, and ask questions later

By: mustamike

mustamike — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:12:13 +0000

It's "To die alone... in the rain."

By: emily

emily — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:41:58 +0000

All of these jokes and many many more are available at http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/index.htm it's a pretty addictive place to be. Like this site.

By: Vako

Vako — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:46:40 +0000

Benito Mussolini - All for the chicken... The road for all!

Francisco Franco - This is the chicken's meat. There are no roads without chicken meat or crosswalks in España.

Kim Jung Il - The chicken crossed the road to get to South Korea, but was shot. Therefore, chicken dinner for my Japanese sex-slave...

Adolf Hitler - The chicken crossed the road because there was a white rooster at the other side, it's magnificent blonde comb swaying in the mighty Germanic winds. According to the will of the Aryan order of poultry, they will lay eggs that are superior to that of the filthy brown chickens, who were not genetically capable of crossing the autostrata in the first place... and I am unshakable in that.

Hugo Chavez - How much petroleum did the chicken use to get across the road? None. See? The U.S. are just greedy, decadent Capitalists. Excuse me while my cronies and I count our billions...

The chicken it's self - "Because it was there..."