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30 comments to "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
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Fernando Urrutia
June 10th, 2008 at
7:11 pm
Lil’ Jon: The chicken crossed the road cuz the otha chicks were on the otha side, O-K!!!?
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CheeseDuck
June 10th, 2008 at
7:41 pm
Mr T: I pity the foo’.
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Eric
June 10th, 2008 at
8:14 pm
Dick Cheney’s shold have been: So!?
Mike Gravel: *Stares intensely at chicken for four and a half minutes then throws a rock into a pond*
George Orwell: All chickens are equal, just this chicken is more equal than the others.
Homer Simpson: Mmmmm…. Chicken *drools*
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Steamy Kitchen
June 10th, 2008 at
8:17 pm
I’ve got more…from my food blog, SteamyKitchen.com, submitted by readers:
Anthony Bourdain: “To get away from Rachael Ray.”
Alton Brown: That’s not a chicken, it’s a domesticated fowl likely descended from the wild Indian and southeast Asian Red Junglefowl (Gallus gallus) and the related Grey Junglefowl (G. sonneratii).
Rachel Ray: “To go to KFC cause thats the only way you’re gonna get a cooked bird in 30 minutes or less!
Paula Deen: “Cause that’s where the buttah and sugah is y’all!”
Mario Batali: “because that is the tradition of our Italian ancestors.”
Sandra Lee: “to gather items for this fabulous tablescape.”
Gordon Ramsay: “Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t f*^$ing give a s#%^ why the chicken crossed the damn road. Now p*ss off.”
Jack LaLanne: “It’s how you can tell it’s fresh. Within a chicken is the secret to eternal youth and vitality. With my Power Juicer, all you have to do is juice the whole chicken, using the beak, claws, feathers and all to extract the maximum nutritional value.”
Ryan Seacrest: We’ll find out why the chicken crossed the road…..after the break.
Al Roker: The chicken wanted to see what it was like in YOUR neck of the woods.
Padma Lakshmi: Chicken, please pack your knives and go to the other side of the road.
Yoda: Always in motion, the chicken is.
Darth Vader: No, Luke, I am your chicken; cross the road. You do not know the power of the dark… meat***
ok ok, more here:
http://steamykitchen.com/blog/2008/06/03/chicken-cross-road/ -
Carl
June 10th, 2008 at
8:21 pm
Again with the Ron Paul conspiracies by not including him in this list.
Ron Paul: Frankly it’s none of my business if the chicken crosses the road. The Constitution doesn’t give me any power to interfere with the rights of the chicken so this is all moot! What’s really important is the destabilization of the dollar against the value of chickens!
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Homer J. Simpson
June 10th, 2008 at
8:35 pm
Falwell’s been dead for a while. His quote needs to be changed to John Hagee or someone else.
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Vako
June 10th, 2008 at
8:46 pm
Benito Mussolini - All for the chicken… The road for all!
Francisco Franco - This is the chicken’s meat. There are no roads without chicken meat or crosswalks in España.
Kim Jung Il - The chicken crossed the road to get to South Korea, but was shot. Therefore, chicken dinner for my Japanese sex-slave…
Adolf Hitler - The chicken crossed the road because there was a white rooster at the other side, it’s magnificent blonde comb swaying in the mighty Germanic winds. According to the will of the Aryan order of poultry, they will lay eggs that are superior to that of the filthy brown chickens, who were not genetically capable of crossing the autostrata in the first place… and I am unshakable in that.
Hugo Chavez - How much petroleum did the chicken use to get across the road? None. See? The U.S. are just greedy, decadent Capitalists. Excuse me while my cronies and I count our billions…
The chicken it’s self - “Because it was there…”
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emily
June 10th, 2008 at
10:41 pm
All of these jokes and many many more are available at http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/index.htm it’s a pretty addictive place to be. Like this site.
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mustamike
June 10th, 2008 at
11:12 pm
It’s “To die alone… in the rain.”
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Archbob
June 11th, 2008 at
12:52 am
I’d shoot the chicken, eat it, and ask questions later
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Vanessa
June 11th, 2008 at
1:29 am
Einstein really did say, “Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?”
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Dave
June 11th, 2008 at
8:58 am
To see a man lay a brick.
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Andrea
June 11th, 2008 at
9:25 am
The Chicken itself - “What’s a road?”
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TZ
June 11th, 2008 at
12:07 pm
Richard Nixon: I did not have relations with that chicken. I repeat, I did not have relations with that chicken.
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Mitchbert
June 11th, 2008 at
2:34 pm
Neo: There is no chicken.
Hannibal Lecter: There most certainly was a chicken. He came to my chateau in Milan for dinner. Dessert was a splendid pate.
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katrina
June 11th, 2008 at
2:35 pm
Chuck Norris: *stares intently at chicken* Then he round house kicks chicken across the road
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Justin Ed.
June 11th, 2008 at
5:10 pm
Worf: Klingon chickens do not cross the road.
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Fernando
June 11th, 2008 at
10:20 pm
LOL! I like the one by Mitchbert,
“Neo: There is no chicken.”
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Gorrilo
June 12th, 2008 at
12:06 am
Franz Kafka: Because it is more free as a chicken than it was in its work-afflicted life as a human, and now has the choice to cross the road.
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heather
June 13th, 2008 at
2:12 am
Chicken to itself: “Bakawk” *pecks at the roadside*
@steamykitchen: spot on chef answers. Bourdain definitely would have said that.
My favorite variant of this joke comes from Happy Texas:
[main characters are on a chain gang picking up trash by the roadside]
“Hey [character's name I forgot], why did the armadillo cross the road?”
“I dunno. Why?”
“He didn’t. See?” *Holds up dead armadillo* -
Ajan
June 14th, 2008 at
4:51 am
for the chickens
to the chickens
by the chickens -
rolltideroll
June 14th, 2008 at
11:12 am
Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if a chicken crosses your road.
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Randy Patterson
June 15th, 2008 at
10:57 am
Robin: “Holy riddles, Batman! It’s the Riddler!”
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Randy Patterson
June 15th, 2008 at
11:08 am
M: “We don’t know why. Your mission, 007, is to find out and eliminate those responsible.”
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Ademyr
June 18th, 2008 at
1:39 pm
ajajajajaj GREAAAAAAT !!!
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Ravi J
July 2nd, 2008 at
10:41 pm
Lou DObbs: They are obviously coming on this side to take our jobs.
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Noxus103
July 8th, 2008 at
11:07 am
I was sent this…
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Tom Jackson
July 9th, 2008 at
1:09 am
Too simple to say, to get to the other side
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Tinkerbell
November 16th, 2008 at
10:17 am
Because the chicken-feed is always fresher on the other side. But even if the chicken crossed the road, who’s to say that another escaped chicken didn’t trip the other in a lowly attempt to get the good food first? I know that’s what I’d do. Who says you have to play fair? The food is mine!
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Fred DeRosa
November 18th, 2008 at
12:10 pm
Richard Nixon? Hmm, I think you meant Bill Clinton.
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