Comments on: Doomsday cult leader predicts nuclear war by Thursday, June 12, 2008

By: Homer Jay Simpson

Homer Jay Simpson — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:26:40 +0000

Yes, Halo is the only accurate prediction of the future indeed.

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:25:58 +0000

Guess hes wrong seeing as its the 13TH!!! Besides, the world has to live long enough for Halo to come true.

By: Armagedoner

Armagedoner — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:30:53 +0000

So I rolled into my office this morning.. only to see a crater. Luckily I plugged directly into a satellite only to see that most of the midwest has been destroyed. I think he was right.

I'm going to go scrounge up a cockroach souffle.

By: Homer J. Simpson

Homer J. Simpson — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:44:14 +0000

Well, 6/12 has come and gone, and it doesn't look like there was a nuclear war. PROPHECY FAIL!

"Let's start a war!
We'll start a nuclear war!
At the gay bar! Gay bar! Gay bar!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw

By: tigergal39

tigergal39 — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:22:41 +0000

5.5 hours to go & we are still here, can I drain the bathtub yet?

By: Tom Clix

Tom Clix — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:00:31 +0000

hmm. 8 hours left...
doot doot doo...
Was that a mushroom cloud?
Later internetz, I'm going LOOTING!

By: Homer J. Simpson

Homer J. Simpson — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:22:44 +0000

No nuclear war yet (isn't that shocking?). Only about ten hours to go until 6/13.

By: Charles Bishop

Charles Bishop — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:12:45 +0000

Oh Please let this man be right about there being a nuclear war this week!!!

This world has to go. I don't like it. Its an evil place.

By: Yummy

Yummy — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:51:54 +0000

June 12 nuclear war? Metal Gear Solid 4 launch? Yup, this is definitely a viral video from Konami.

By: Stratoblogster

Stratoblogster — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:05:51 +0000

Must get more canned bacon!

By: ivykins08

ivykins08 — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:01:49 +0000

June 12th? thats the day of my Kanye West concert! hell of a way to go out..

By: clare

clare — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:40:40 +0000

so whats he going to say if hes preficted wrong? Touchwood thats all ive got to say

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:36:52 +0000

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe its Abilene.

By: Rebekah

Rebekah — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:54:30 +0000

Great, Doomsday on my Birthday, I feel special inside
lol..

By: Nick Half

Nick Half — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:57:02 +0000

Anyone notice that that is the day after the new iphone release? Nuclear War is caused by shortages of the iphone.

By: Larfin Jackarse

Larfin Jackarse — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:48:07 +0000

Ummm bummer it will be the 12th in Oz before it is in Dumbfuck city in Texas.

I will stay up past 12 and if still here then will post an AOK. No post means duck and cover when it hits the 12th in your neck of the woods folks.

By: Rosi

Rosi — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:26:01 +0000

YES I go back to school on the 13th... now I don't have to!
RESULT!
Do you think I could get away with not turning up by using the end of the world as an excuse? It's worth a try...

By: Homer J. Simpson

Homer J. Simpson — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:33:22 +0000

Should we be worried about one of these cults having a stockpile of nerve gas somewhere like Japan's Aum Shinrikyo cult, or am I being a little bit paranoid?

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:36:17 +0000

Yawn. The world ends in 2012. Everyone knows that.
-OBOS

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:26:18 +0000

Geeze, can't he keep any secrets? Now, it's not going to surprise and we'll have to reschedule the whole blasted thing!

I'll bet his followers get through one truck load of rations then die for eating all the radiated food. Has he bothered to study not just what you need to survive, but where it must be stored?

By: cameron

cameron — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:48:46 +0000

SWEET!

My birthday!

This is better than any birthday show....EVER!!!!!!

By: ted

ted — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:46:55 +0000

He only has to be right once. Just once...

By: TZ

TZ — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:33:42 +0000

Why'd he have to pick thursday! At least push it back a few weeks so I can go on my vacation to Europe

By: Frank

Frank — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:04:03 +0000

It's time to hear "Insane In The Brain" from Cypress Hill again...

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:17:35 +0000

Ya, but does he know what time on Thursday?

Seriously tho, why is this on network news? Compared to what else is going on in the world, this is like reporting jaywalking.

By: Jonny Wonder

Jonny Wonder — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:02:17 +0000

Always comes true for Jehovah's Witnesses too.... This guy is my idle. Not because he's a delicious pro(ph)fit, but because he has watchtowers and amazing quantities of guns. Hawt.

By: dennvp

dennvp — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:54:27 +0000

yay...
lets look for tomorrow

if yes... man how about my exam at 13 and 19 ??

By: kat

kat — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:40:11 +0000

the world is going to end on my birthday? that sucks

By: nevrdull

nevrdull — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:32:12 +0000

can be arranged - just call the russians. they seem to have a stockpile of that stuff still lying around. and with a bit of *ahem* financial aid, i'm sure that date can be held.

in all seriousness though: lunatics like this have been around since the beginning of time - i wonder what He is getting out of this financially or otherwise?

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:25:09 +0000

These crazy cult guys never stop.