Comments on: Anger Release Machine Smashes Fine China For You

By: faburobin

faburobin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:57:17 +0000

The act of throwing the item is as much part of the satisfaction of breaking stuff as the noise and mess; this machine would would leave my anger unfulfilled.

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:59:25 +0000

Is that Canadian food written in the window? What the hell is Canadian food? Is it like Mexican food only it makes your mouth freeze?

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:21:21 +0000

Sounds fun. When I worked in restaurant/bar, we separated out the glass beer and liquor bottles for recycling, and it was always a little spirit lifter if you were having a hard shift to go crash a bottle into the recycling bin. The crash,and the feel of being allowed to shatter it, was oddly soothing.

Also, when my life used to be way too stressfull, I would buy old dishes at charity shops and throw them against the brick and concrete walls on the the back of my house. It was theraputic, and by using charity shop dishes, they were cheap, the charity got the money, and they were already cast offs, so I didn’t feel bad about breaking them like I would if I’d used new dishes. Busting those old mismatched cups and plates probably saved my sanity at the time.

By: MoonCake

MoonCake — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:04:29 +0000

this is hilarious…

and at the same time, just more of a waste of materials and $ for we humans to make fun for ourselves.. yay breaking things!

they should have a wall-punching simulator next to the vending machine for that hulk moment when the china doesn’t break.

By: thisfieldispointless

thisfieldispointless — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:27:19 +0000

Imagine if the plate got stuck, or didn’t smash at all.

That would be a hulk moment for someone with a lot of pent up anger.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:19:58 +0000

Improvement idea– make this a claw-type game with a button that just swings the plate sideways at a clown.

By: Blaze

Blaze — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:46:51 +0000

One of the best stress releases while working at a “home improvement store” was to throw the broken halogen light bulbs down the long trash chute. The sound it made was pure bliss! You couldn’t help but smile! Now, where can I order? lol

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:39:49 +0000

Why do that when you can throw that china at OTHER PEOPLE~!

By: jmp478

jmp478 — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:06:05 +0000

I need one of these in my house
But fill it with dvds of crappy tv sitcoms and have a shredder at the bottom.
That would make me happy