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9 comments to "Anger Release Machine Smashes Fine China For You"
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jmp478
June 10th, 2008 at
7:06 pm
I need one of these in my house
But fill it with dvds of crappy tv sitcoms and have a shredder at the bottom.
That would make me happy
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CheeseDuck
June 10th, 2008 at
7:39 pm
Why do that when you can throw that china at OTHER PEOPLE~!

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Blaze
June 10th, 2008 at
9:46 pm
One of the best stress releases while working at a “home improvement store” was to throw the broken halogen light bulbs down the long trash chute. The sound it made was pure bliss! You couldn’t help but smile! Now, where can I order? lol
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Johnny Cat
June 10th, 2008 at
11:19 pm
Improvement idea– make this a claw-type game with a button that just swings the plate sideways at a clown.
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thisfieldispointless
June 11th, 2008 at
12:27 am
Imagine if the plate got stuck, or didn’t smash at all.
That would be a hulk moment for someone with a lot of pent up anger.
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MoonCake
June 11th, 2008 at
6:04 am
this is hilarious…
and at the same time, just more of a waste of materials and $ for we humans to make fun for ourselves.. yay breaking things!
they should have a wall-punching simulator next to the vending machine for that hulk moment when the china doesn’t break.
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Melissa
June 11th, 2008 at
11:21 am
Sounds fun. When I worked in restaurant/bar, we separated out the glass beer and liquor bottles for recycling, and it was always a little spirit lifter if you were having a hard shift to go crash a bottle into the recycling bin. The crash,and the feel of being allowed to shatter it, was oddly soothing.
Also, when my life used to be way too stressfull, I would buy old dishes at charity shops and throw them against the brick and concrete walls on the the back of my house. It was theraputic, and by using charity shop dishes, they were cheap, the charity got the money, and they were already cast offs, so I didn’t feel bad about breaking them like I would if I’d used new dishes. Busting those old mismatched cups and plates probably saved my sanity at the time.
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Anon
June 11th, 2008 at
3:59 pm
Is that Canadian food written in the window? What the hell is Canadian food? Is it like Mexican food only it makes your mouth freeze?
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faburobin
June 12th, 2008 at
11:57 am
The act of throwing the item is as much part of the satisfaction of breaking stuff as the noise and mess; this machine would would leave my anger unfulfilled.
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