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33 comments to "Read This Post. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200."

  1. CheeseDuck
    June 9th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    96 two-letter words? Seriously?

  2. kats
    June 9th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    I was always horrible at Monopoly. But, Go For Broke - now that was a game that I always won!

  3. Zane
    June 9th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Ugh I hate no skill games like sorry, monopoly is fun but the best board game is risk.

  4. fte
    June 9th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    As of OSPD4 published in 2005 there are now 101 acceptable 2 letter scrabble words. But “za” for pizza, seriously?

  5. CheeseDuck
    June 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Zane? Risk is based completely off of luck.

  6. Chad Cloman
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Here are the 101 words that are now accepted. Note that there are ten vowel-vowel words only if you count “Y” as a vowel, otherwise there are five.

    Also, here’s a Scrabble game that broke three North American records.

  7. Johnny Cat
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    Dang! Trivial Pursuit has a question, What is the most frequently landed-on property in Monopoly? The answer is Illinois Ave. I was hoping to someday find out how the hell they know that.

  8. johnsadowski
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    wow. that original monopoly board is amazing.

  9. sparge
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    Actually, Cheeseduck, I think you’ll find Risk is much more reliant upon statistics. There’s a clear distinction.

    (Tactics and diplomacy also factor in)

  10. sparge
    June 9th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Johnny Cat - I would think that St. James Place would be the most commonly landed on property, and here’s why: There are more ways to end up in Jail than any other spot on the board, so that makes Jail the most common space to start your turn. With 2 dice, the most common roll is 7. Starting from Jail, that would put you on Community Chest, which is not technically a “property”. Next most common would be 6 (St. James Place) and 8 (New York Ave). However, there is a card (I think) that tells you to go to the Reading RR, making Reading slightly more common of a starting place than most other spaces. St. James Place is within 12 of Reading, but New York is not, so St. James Place has the slight edge.

  11. Justin
    June 9th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Thanks for the post Stacy. Dont forget the board game Sorry

  12. Johnny Cat
    June 9th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    sparge, perhaps the rule of 7 is what the Trivial Pursuit answer was based on, through averages and the fact that games tend to have upwards of a hundred “laps”…or they just made it up. Either way, they say Illinois.

  13. Roger M
    June 10th, 2008 at 3:02 am

    Actually, the four London rail spaces are mainline stations, rather than underground stops. There is no underground station called Fenchurch Street, although there are associated stops at the other three.

  14. Mayor of Kentonville.com
    June 10th, 2008 at 4:54 am

    I use to play scrabble every day. I learned all the two letter words and studied strategy. Started beating everyone at the coffee shop I hung around at, I was the man. I thought to myself it was time to go to the pros, join a club, these rookies were no challenge. Called myself up to the bigs. I like to refer to that night as “The day my manhood shrunk.” If you ever successfully become deluded and happy in a small pond, stay there. Never, ever take your big fish show on the road. The memory of that night made me shiver, that is all.

  15. Frank
    June 10th, 2008 at 5:27 am

    Whoa! These are all really oldschool games and they can not be compared to actual games in terms of fun. Alex, you really should try some new boardgames. They are so much better than the ones you show here. I assure you: You will never want to play games like monopoly again.

    For a good overview of all kinds of boardgames I recommend http://www.boardgamegeek.com It is the biggest boardgame database I know of with tons of gaming related things.

    And for a really good introduction to “new” boardgames I recommend “Settlers of Catan”. It’s a game you can play with all kinds of people. If you like a really good mostly strategic game, give “Puerto Rico” a try or “Caylus”. But these are more for “real” gamers than for the occasional one.

  16. sparge
    June 10th, 2008 at 6:13 am

    I was wondering when someone was going to mention Settlers… a game which I wholeheartedly second.

  17. StacyBee
    June 10th, 2008 at 8:14 am

    @Frank
    Oh, I like new board games too! I just started with these. I’m Stacy, not Alex, though :)

  18. Nollie
    June 10th, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Please do one on Sorry! I used to play that all the time with my sister, this game probably provoked more fights and flipping of game boards than any other game we had.

  19. Settler Player
    June 10th, 2008 at 10:19 am

    I third Settlers! Awesome board game. I play it a few times a month.

  20. aoife2661
    June 10th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    I love Cranium! It is one of the funniest board games ever! Trivial Pursuit is fun too, and it comes in a bunch of “editions” also.

  21. Toby B
    June 10th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Great post Stacy!

  22. website design
    June 10th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    MUZJIKS … gotta remember that one

  23. Darragh
    June 10th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Yeah, Scrabble is great. One time I was playing it and at the very end of the game I had 3 letters left, E, N and D. But ofcourse I couldn’t use ‘em like that, I think I did ‘Dens’ instead. Murphys Law huh?

  24. Frank
    June 10th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    @StacyBee: Whoops, I didn’t look who posted this. Nice post btw. and I hope you will enjoy some boardgames for years to come.

  25. Brian
    June 11th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    I would like to see one on Risk as well (and if you ever play it with a bunch of career army people I garuntee its more than luck). I would also like to see one on Stratigo (sp?). I loved that game when I was a kid. Trivial Pursuit would be a good one to do to. Settlers is a great game too and every one should check it out. Also, how about some history on some really old board games: chess, checkers, go, etc…

    For a good “new” game my friends and I have had very good luck with Apple to Apples.

  26. SCRABBLE_SUCKS
    June 11th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    I second Frank’s suggestion:

    REALLY give one of the “new” “german-style” board games a try. Settlers of Catan is a great game and I know several people who didn’t really enjoy board games but ended up loving Settlers. Puerto Rico is perhaps a bit hardcore along those lines, but once you do get used to the idea of those kinds of games, Puerto Rico’s almost complete lack of randomness and huge number of valid strategies makes it one of the best games ever made.

    PS: any game that thinks there are 96 two letter words in the english language is pure and utter crap :)

  27. Chad Cloman
    June 12th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    You know, it’s different strokes for different folks. I play Puerto Rico and Settlers, yet I also enjoy Scrabble. I grew up on Scrabble, long before Settlers and Puerto Rico existed.

  28. trex
    June 18th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Risk, a skill game? Hahahahahaha! Struggle of Empires leaves Risk players weeping quietly, and has very little of its luck. Not to mention it won’t let you hole up in Oz.

    Thanks for your awesome list. It takes me back. Though I echo what others have said: it’s time to update the collection. Wits and Wagers is a GREAT party game. For Sale and Razzia! are fun, too. Settlers of Catan beats the pants off Monopoly (and I’m a former competitive Monopoly player–Illinois is the most landed-on, but St. James is second-most). Bohnanza is the most fun you can have playing cards with your clothes on (but no one says you have to).

    I’d love to see a post about your game group tackling some of the post-1960s games!

  29. ocupante
    June 18th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    Oh a in depth post on all the weird card games, Mille Bournes, WaterWorks, more people need to start playing these!

  30. MubTeevogue
    June 30th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Bring out yer dead. Mark your calendars of doom in ominous blood-red scrawl, for today is the day that American software beast Microsoft Corp. chopped the retail head off its stalwart XP operating system and held aloft (the still unpopular) Windows Vista as its now unavoidable successor.
    If the post made in the wrong section, please move

  31. Peter
    July 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    The highest-scoring competition scrabble word was actually from last year (it was reported on NPR), and was “quixotic”, spelled across two triple-word scores. Throw in the 9x multiplier from that, two ten-point letters, and the obligatory 50-point bonus for using all the letters, and the total score was in the 600s. Weird, wild stuff. Do some better fact-checking next time, Neato.

  32. Blottakesblot
    July 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Surprised no one has brought up Diplomacy yet. Like Risk, only no dice at all. You maneuver by making deals/breaking deals with other players. Takes a long time to finish a game but psychologically interesting. Great game for budding young Bismarcks.

  33. Vezo - Free Board Games Online
    October 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Great article! I love board games especially Scrabble and Clue.


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