Comments on: The Woman Who Married the Eiffel Tower http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/ The Neat Side of the Web Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:02:17 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: cTitan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-605543 cTitan Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:21:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-605543 And so continues womankind's search for the biggest phallus... And so continues womankind's search for the biggest phallus...

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-602557 ted Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:07:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-602557 There's a tower in Kansas City that's way more phallic than either of em. Google the Liberty Memorial Tower and tell me it ain't packing. There's a tower in Kansas City that's way more phallic than either of em. Google the Liberty Memorial Tower and tell me it ain't packing.

]]> By: Christophe http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-602244 Christophe Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:24:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-602244 The Eiffel tower is much more phallic than the Berlin wall. Good call. The Eiffel tower is much more phallic than the Berlin wall. Good call.

]]> By: Anthony http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-602237 Anthony Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:16:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-602237 If a man is allowed to marry another man, every US citizen will immediately be legally required to marry a dog. The people who refuse will be sent to internment camps and will be summarily terminated by our lizard overlords who rule from the inside of the earth. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that. If a man is allowed to marry another man, every US citizen will immediately be legally required to marry a dog. The people who refuse will be sent to internment camps and will be summarily terminated by our lizard overlords who rule from the inside of the earth. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that.

]]> By: Thomas http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-602178 Thomas Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:24:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-602178 The Rick Santorums of the world would like up to believe that gay marriage = you can marry your dog. I don't buy it. Sorry. The Rick Santorums of the world would like up to believe that gay marriage = you can marry your dog. I don't buy it. Sorry.

]]> By: Edward http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-602129 Edward Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:28:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-602129 She could be nothing more than a well publicized fetishist. On a humorous note, Does she get half its income when they divorce? She could be nothing more than a well publicized fetishist.

On a humorous note, Does she get half its income when they divorce?

]]> By: Jake D. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-601971 Jake D. Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:26:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-601971 ted, they never specified what type of fence it was. Could be a dildo fence. ted, they never specified what type of fence it was. Could be a dildo fence.

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-601640 ted Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:29:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-601640 She would be better off to marry a dildo rather than a piece of fence. Unless it's one really nice piece of fence. She would be better off to marry a dildo rather than a piece of fence. Unless it's one really nice piece of fence.

]]> By: Evilbeagle http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-601198 Evilbeagle Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:08:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-601198 Allowing gay marriage will not open the door to allowing other forms of unconventional, and even twisted "marriage". I wish people would let go of that stupid idea that they use as an excuse to rob gay people of basic rights and lower them to the level of a mentally ill or otherwise sick individual that would marry a wall or a tower or a sheep. I'm not even gay, and I find that idea completely insulting. Off the soap box... I agree with Neatoramawontsendmeapassword. Marrying an inanimate object is a control thing. It has to be, because there is really no other benefit involved, and I don't even want to think about the physical side of things if they exist at all. :P Allowing gay marriage will not open the door to allowing other forms of unconventional, and even twisted "marriage". I wish people would let go of that stupid idea that they use as an excuse to rob gay people of basic rights and lower them to the level of a mentally ill or otherwise sick individual that would marry a wall or a tower or a sheep. I'm not even gay, and I find that idea completely insulting.

Off the soap box... I agree with Neatoramawontsendmeapassword. Marrying an inanimate object is a control thing. It has to be, because there is really no other benefit involved, and I don't even want to think about the physical side of things if they exist at all. :P

]]> By: tomtheman5 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-601090 tomtheman5 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:20:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-601090 Haha... I've been on top of Erika's 'man'! :oP Haha... I've been on top of Erika's 'man'!

:o P

]]> By: Archbob http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600923 Archbob Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:31:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600923 Sorry girl, the tower did not say "I do". Sorry girl, the tower did not say "I do".

]]> By: Neatoramawontsendmeapassword http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600715 Neatoramawontsendmeapassword Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:14:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600715 This is obviously some sort of mental disorder, and if you read the attached article, it kind of makes sense (in an odd sort of way). It's apparently a control thing. Well, think about it. An inanimate object can never talk back or hurt your feelings (but if it does, that's probably a sign of some other mental disorder)! This is obviously some sort of mental disorder, and if you read the attached article, it kind of makes sense (in an odd sort of way). It's apparently a control thing. Well, think about it. An inanimate object can never talk back or hurt your feelings (but if it does, that's probably a sign of some other mental disorder)!

]]> By: Ant http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600705 Ant Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:08:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600705 I want to marry Neatorama! Wait... :P I want to marry Neatorama! Wait... :P

]]> By: SenorMysterioso http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600694 SenorMysterioso Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:50:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600694 picket? chain link? barbed wire? picket? chain link? barbed wire?

]]> By: lux http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600652 lux Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:14:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600652 "she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom." Hope its made out of something toxic. "she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom."

Hope its made out of something toxic.

]]> By: dj http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600593 dj Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:12:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600593 I'm off to marry my local Dairy Queen!! I'm off to marry my local Dairy Queen!!

]]> By: jmp478 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600557 jmp478 Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:46:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600557 "she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom." Ouch? "she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom."

Ouch?

]]> By: Tempscire http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600526 Tempscire Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:28:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600526 I gotta say, this married-to-inanimate-objects thing is the most baffling attraction I've heard of. I gotta say, this married-to-inanimate-objects thing is the most baffling attraction I've heard of.

]]> By: Knife Knut http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600517 Knife Knut Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:22:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600517 she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom. Ew. she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.

Ew.

]]> By: Susan B. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600482 Susan B. Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:49:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600482 Sounds like the ideal marriage; I wish I'd met 'him' first! Sounds like the ideal marriage; I wish I'd met 'him' first!

]]> By: Anthony http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600380 Anthony Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:18:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600380 This is why we can't have gay marriage in America. What would be next, marrying the St Louis Arch? This is why we can't have gay marriage in America. What would be next, marrying the St Louis Arch?

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600245 ted Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:50:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600245 Maybe Ed McMahon could rent his house to her, and make a bit of cash. Maybe Ed McMahon could rent his house to her, and make a bit of cash.

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/07/the-woman-who-married-the-eiffel-tower/comment-page-1/#comment-600222 CheeseDuck Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:23:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16688#comment-600222 Heh. Flirting with houses. Heh. Flirting with houses.

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