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CheeseDuck
June 7th, 2008 at
1:23 pm
Heh. Flirting with houses.
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ted
June 7th, 2008 at
1:50 pm
Maybe Ed McMahon could rent his house to her, and make a bit of cash.
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Anthony
June 7th, 2008 at
3:18 pm
This is why we can’t have gay marriage in America. What would be next, marrying the St Louis Arch?
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Susan B.
June 7th, 2008 at
4:49 pm
Sounds like the ideal marriage; I wish I’d met ‘him’ first!
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Knife Knut
June 7th, 2008 at
5:22 pm
she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
Ew.
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Tempscire
June 7th, 2008 at
5:28 pm
I gotta say, this married-to-inanimate-objects thing is the most baffling attraction I’ve heard of.
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jmp478
June 7th, 2008 at
5:46 pm
“she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.”
Ouch?
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dj
June 7th, 2008 at
6:12 pm
I’m off to marry my local Dairy Queen!!
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lux
June 7th, 2008 at
7:14 pm
“she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.”
Hope its made out of something toxic.
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SenorMysterioso
June 7th, 2008 at
7:50 pm
picket? chain link? barbed wire?
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Ant
June 7th, 2008 at
8:08 pm
I want to marry Neatorama! Wait…

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Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
June 7th, 2008 at
8:14 pm
This is obviously some sort of mental disorder, and if you read the attached article, it kind of makes sense (in an odd sort of way). It’s apparently a control thing. Well, think about it. An inanimate object can never talk back or hurt your feelings (but if it does, that’s probably a sign of some other mental disorder)!
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Archbob
June 7th, 2008 at
11:31 pm
Sorry girl, the tower did not say “I do”.
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tomtheman5
June 8th, 2008 at
1:20 am
Haha… I’ve been on top of Erika’s ‘man’!
:oP
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Evilbeagle
June 8th, 2008 at
3:08 am
Allowing gay marriage will not open the door to allowing other forms of unconventional, and even twisted “marriage”. I wish people would let go of that stupid idea that they use as an excuse to rob gay people of basic rights and lower them to the level of a mentally ill or otherwise sick individual that would marry a wall or a tower or a sheep. I’m not even gay, and I find that idea completely insulting.
Off the soap box… I agree with Neatoramawontsendmeapassword. Marrying an inanimate object is a control thing. It has to be, because there is really no other benefit involved, and I don’t even want to think about the physical side of things if they exist at all.

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ted
June 8th, 2008 at
6:29 am
She would be better off to marry a dildo rather than a piece of fence. Unless it’s one really nice piece of fence.
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Jake D.
June 8th, 2008 at
10:26 am
ted, they never specified what type of fence it was. Could be a dildo fence.
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Edward
June 8th, 2008 at
11:28 am
She could be nothing more than a well publicized fetishist.
On a humorous note, Does she get half its income when they divorce?
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Thomas
June 8th, 2008 at
12:24 pm
The Rick Santorums of the world would like up to believe that gay marriage = you can marry your dog. I don’t buy it. Sorry.
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Anthony
June 8th, 2008 at
1:16 pm
If a man is allowed to marry another man, every US citizen will immediately be legally required to marry a dog. The people who refuse will be sent to internment camps and will be summarily terminated by our lizard overlords who rule from the inside of the earth. I don’t see what’s so hard to understand about that.
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Christophe
June 8th, 2008 at
1:24 pm
The Eiffel tower is much more phallic than the Berlin wall. Good call.
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ted
June 8th, 2008 at
5:07 pm
There’s a tower in Kansas City that’s way more phallic than either of em. Google the Liberty Memorial Tower and tell me it ain’t packing.
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cTitan
June 9th, 2008 at
10:21 pm
And so continues womankind’s search for the biggest phallus…
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