AquaLOOP: The Best Water Slide Ever!

1. roger
   June 5th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

   Can someone explain "EVAR" to me? Why is he saying that?

2. kid_icarus
   June 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

   i am so booking my tickets to germany soon.

3. SenorMysterioso
   June 5th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

   What if you dont make it around the loop

4. Thomas
   June 5th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

   It would totally suck to get stuck in the loop.

5. Helen Bickers
   June 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

   The voiceover is describing how the german Bureau of Technical Standards (TÜV) was testing this Slovenian waterslide to see if there were any reason why this design couldn't be allowed in Germany. Apparently not. (Although I would wonder about water quality after scaring a few dozen people that badly). The test persons are saying that the "rocket start" where the floor just falls way under their feet was the scariest part.
   I don't see how anyone stuck in the tube could be gotten out quickly. Eeww!

6. Vulcan Eager
   June 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

   The first girl who took the slide...notice how she remains seated afterwards...I think she shat in her swimsuit.

7. Fritz
   June 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

   Und tschüss!

8. SenorMysterioso
   June 5th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

   Evar is an extreme emphasis of ever

9. Alex
   June 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

   Evar, as defined by the Urban Dictionary:

   1. evar

   An extreme emphasis of ever. See also nevar.
   I will nevar succumb to you evil wiles! EVAR! Demon-sheep!

   2. evar

   Same as the word ever, however often times used on forums to diss people.
   Best thread EVAR!!

   3. evar

   "In my opinion." Used as an emphatic word to imply universality, but is restricted to the speaker only.
   "Pokemon Snap is the BEST. GAME. EVAR!!"

10. Ali S.
    June 5th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Oh, now this would be alot of fun if it had multiple loops and twists. Then right when you are about to get to the end you realize that it jets you into the air and into a large pool. Now THAT would be awesome.

11. roger
    June 5th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Ahh, I forgot to check the urban dictionary.

    Alex, you are a trendy fellow

12. Murderface
    June 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Anyone got a translation for this, or a transcript at least? I just want to know what (danger, quasi-phonetic spelling ahead) "de loopen es geschaft" means.

13. Leisa
    June 5th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Vulcan Eager: The first girl who took the slide…notice how she remains seated afterwards…I think she shat in her swimsuit.

    I'm guessing the opposite happened. I think water got in. Not pleasant.

14. Helen Bickers
    June 5th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    It means "the loop is completed", i.e. hey they made it!.

15. USA#1
    June 5th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    The German accent is horrible. They need to drop that mess. Also, the chick who shat herself is hot. Once she wiped herself down, I'd tap that.

16. Mr. Fantastic
    June 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Theres no water in the loop? Wouldn't there be terrible blisters?

17. DOJ
    June 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    if you get stuck they can blast you out with compressed air or something. like a human cannonball

18. otterly
    June 5th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    The comment that said what if you dont make it around the loop sent a shockwave through my mind.. I don't think I can ever go on another water slide.

19. Helen Bickers
    June 5th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Re loop lubrication, it says thousands of tiny nozzles (tausende kleine Düsen) keep up a fine spray of water so maybe the effect is more like air hockey than being flushed.

20. psulli
    June 5th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    speedo is a requirement?

21. Mickie
    June 5th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    The girl hasn't defecated. There is a rubber mat at the bottom of the slide, it slows you down quickly, it also carefully rolls up your swimwear and inserts it into your ass crack. She probably didn't want to be filmed picking her swimwear out of her ass.

22. ted
    June 6th, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Should have been a Germans-in-Speedos warning before viewing.

23. LoveZombie
    June 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Wow. That looks awesome and amazingly scary all in one!

24. Luka
    June 7th, 2008 at 3:00 am

    Just a small correction (since I'm from Slovenia and I know the place). The town is called Moravci and not Morvci.

25. Pol x
    June 7th, 2008 at 7:59 am

    I really like the german accent.

    Also what kind of troll has a user name USA#1?

26. poop
    June 7th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    it wouldnt be hard to get people out if they didnt make the loop, just put a door on the top of the tube in the lowest part before the loop. all you have to do is open the door and they can stand up!

27. zoc
    June 8th, 2008 at 7:50 am

    Wow, povsem nov tobogan v Termah 3000, pridemo testirat. Že ”ta plav” drop zraven je hud k ps.

28. Zuppkko
    August 14th, 2008 at 7:23 am

    @kid_icarus,
    You need to come to SLOVENIA, not Germany.. The place is called Moravci, as mentioned before...

    And have a great time there!

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