Archive for June 5th, 2008
The Ultimate Sacrifice for Music: Castration!
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The following is reprinted from Bathroom Reader Plunges Into History Again Forget Van Gogh; he only lost an ear. It was the great catrato Farinelli who made the ultimate sacrifice for art: he gave up his nuts!
THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL The practice of castrating men (making them into eunuchs) arose around 3,000 years ago. Castration was usually inflicted on slaves who worked in the harem of a king or powerful ruler; the object was to ensure that they could not father children. It involved the removal of the testicles only (!), and a castrated singer like Farinelli, though sterile, was often able to perform in a lady’s boudoir as well as on the stage. Eventually, the demand for castrated men ran out, except in one area: music. The 17th and 18th centuries were a golden age of eunuchs in classical music. Especially in Italy, where boys became castrati, or "the castrated ones." The special thing about these little fellas was that they were altered just before reaching puberty, so that their voices never broke. Boys who were promising singers were selected, given the snip, and then sent to special schools for vocal training. THE CUTTING EDGE OF FAME From 1599, castrati were allowed to sing in the papal choir. They proved to be so popular that a whole type of music theater was invented for them, known as opera seria, from which modern opera partly developed. While a castrato’s voice always kept its high, childlike pitch, it was delivered with the power of a fully grown man. A castrato could soar effortlessly up and down the vocal registers, belting out tunes like a diva on helium. Castrati could also perform all manner of vocal tricks, such as holding a single note for a full minute. Audiences loved it, and the castrati were the rock stars of their day, complete with rampant egos, fawning flunkies, adoring fans, and obliging groupies. And the biggest star of all was Farinelli. Farinelli, unlike many other castrati, was not from a poor background. Indeed, his father, Salvatore, was the governor of the region around Naples, in southern Italy. Young Carlo displayed vocal talent as a child. And so, some time between his seventh and eighth birthday, little Carlo said goodbye to part of his anatomy – and hello to a singing career. After studying with the greatest vocal masters of the day, Carlo, now renamed Farinelli after one of his patrons, made his debut in 1720, aged 15. From then on it was nonstop fame and fortune for the next 17 years. After conquering Italy with triumphant performances in Naples, Rome, and Bologna, Farinelli toured Europe in his early 20s, billed as "the Singer of Kings," due to his having performed for most of Italy’s many princes and minor royalty. King Louis XV of France fell under his spell, as did the British THE REIGN IN SPAIN But then, Farinelli gave it all up. Maybe life on the road with wealth, adulation, and amorous women isn’t all it’s cracked up to be; but in 1737, at the age of 32, Farinelli announced he was quitting the stage to become the private court singer to King Philip V of Spain. Farinelli had originally visited Spain as part of his European tour, but he was so affected by the king’s emotional response to his singing that he decided to stay on. It turns out that he got much more than he bargained for. Philip V was a manic-depressive, and once he’d latched onto Farinelli and his singing, he wouldn’t let go. The king claimed that he could only get to sleep if Farinelli serenaded him. So, the castrated crooner was hired to sing the same set of songs to his patron every night for the next ten years. Farinelli was at the Spanish court for 25 years in total, outliving two monarchs. In that time he acquired great wealth and even more political power: Philip trusted the Italian artist so much that Farinelli eventually became one of the king’s most trusted advisors. In 1759, Farinelli quit Spain and retired to Bologna, Italy, where he lived out his remaining years composing and playing music, receiving famous guests, such as Mozart, and using his great wealth to fund many charitable causes. GETTING THE AX In 1870 Italy finally outlawed the creation of castrati. In 1902, and again in 1904, phonograph recordings were made of Alessandro Moreschi, the last surviving Italian castrato, but he was by then old and ill and his voice was shot. We will probably never know what a true castrato in his prime sounded like – something that young Italian boys should praise the Lord every day of their prepubescent lives. |
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The article above is reprinted with permission from Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges Into History Again. The book is a compendium of entertaining information chock-full of facts on a plethora of history topics. Uncle John’s first plunge into history was a smash hit – over half a million copies sold! And this sequel gives you more colorful characters, cultural milestones, historical hindsight, groundbreaking events, and scintillating sagas. Since 1988, the Bathroom Reader Institute had published a series of popular books containing irresistible bits of trivia and obscure yet fascinating facts. Check out their website here: Bathroom Reader Institute
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Office Attack Audio Discovered!
Remember the office attack we posted about before on Neatorama? Well, Eric Striffler recently "discovered" the missing audio.
See what got the guy so angry: Link [embedded YouTube clip]
Dude, Where's My Pyramid?
Archeologist Zahi Hawass and his team have discovered a 4,000-year-old "missing pyramid" built by King Menkauhor, an obscure pharaoh who once ruled ancient Egypt:
In 1842, German archaeologist Karl Richard Lepsius mentioned it among his finds at Saqqara, referring to it as number 29 and calling it the "Headless Pyramid" because only its base remains. But the desert sands covered the discovery, and no archaeologist since has been able to find Menkauhor’s resting place. [...]
Although archaeologists have been exploring Egypt for some 200
years, Hawass says only a third of what lies underground in Saqqara has been discovered."You never know what secrets the sands of Egypt hide," he said. "I always believe there will be more pyramids to discover."
Link (Photo: Nasser Nasser/AP)
You Know You're From California If ...
From Miss Cellania, here’s a post titled You know you’re from California if …
2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
14. It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license. If you’re here illegally, they’ll give you one.
See the entire list: Link
Boy Died of Secondary Drowning (or Dry Drowning) an Hour After He Left Pool
Johnny Jackson went swimming for the first, and sadly the last, time. The 10-year-old boy drowned … about an hour after he left the pool. Here’s something every parent should know: the strange case of secondary drowning (also called dry drowning).
"I noticed nothing out of the ordinary, other than him taking a little bit of water in and coughing and then calming down."
Jackson estimated that Johnny had been in the pool for 45 minutes and had been wearing floatation devices on each arm, in addition to being monitored by an adult in the pool, as well as herself and a friend watching from pool chairs nearby.
But less than two hours after getting out of the pool, Johnny had defecated in his pants twice and was complaining of being tired.
After being bathed and dressing himself, Johnny walked to his bed unaided, leading his mother to believe that he was simply tired from playing in the water. But shortly after leaving him to nap, Jackson discovered her son unconscious and his face covered in a foam-like substance.
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The Nine Dot Puzzle

Puzzle: using 4 straight lines, connect all nine dots without breaking the line (i.e. lifting your pen off the paper. Don’t do write on your computer monitor, mmkay?). Easy? Can you do it with 3 straight lines?
Display solution: click for the solution – but give it a try first!
AquaLOOP: The Best Water Slide Ever!
This YouTube clip shows you what definitely is the most-awesomest-est water slide EVAR! Check out this AquaLOOP water slide in Morvci, Slovenia, which comes complete with a trap door that drops you on an almost vertical slide … followed by a complete loop!
Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] | Another video clip | Manufacturer’s website: Aquarena | – via Random Good Stuff and Gizmodo
Thief to Guards: We're the Alarm Company, Please Ignore Any Alarm Tonight ...
And now, a plot that is worthy of a Hollywood movie: Hours before a daring heist at the University of British Columbia, surveillance cameras mysteriously went off-line … then came a phone call:
Around the same time, a caller claiming to be from the alarm company phoned campus security, telling them there was a problem with the system and to ignore any alarms that might go off.
Campus security fell for the ruse and ignored an automated computer alert sent to them, police sources told CBC News.
Meanwhile surveillance cameras that were still operating captured poor pictures of what was going on inside the museum because of a policy to turn the lights off at night.
Then, as the lone guard working overnight in the museum that night left for a smoke break, the thief or thieves broke in, wearing gas masks and spraying bear spray to slow down anyone who might stumble across them.
Link (Photo: gold box by Bill Reid with a sculpted eagle on top, stolen from the museum)
How Obama Did It and How the Internet Helped Him
When the race for the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Clinton was well ahead of everyone else in pretty much all metrics. So what happened? How did Obama win – and win handily – at the end?
Karen Tumulty wrote this interesting behind-the-scenes of the Obama campaign for TIME magazine:
How did he do it? How did Obama become the first Democratic insurgent in a generation or more to knock off the party’s Establishment front runner? Facing an operation as formidable as Clinton’s, Obama says in an interview, "was liberating … What I’d felt was that we could try some things in a different way and build an organization that reflected my personality and what I thought the country was looking for. We didn’t have to unlearn a bunch of bad habits."
When Betsy Myers first met with Obama in his Senate office on Jan. 3, 2007, about two weeks before he announced he was forming an exploratory committee to run for President, Obama laid down three ruling principles for his future chief operating officer: Run the campaign with respect; build it from the bottom up; and finally, no drama. Myers was struck by how closely Obama had studied the two campaigns of George W. Bush. "He said he wanted to run our campaign like a business," says Myers. And in a good business, the customer is king. Early on, before it had the resources to do much else, the campaign outsourced a "customer-service center" so that anyone who called, at any hour of the day or night, would find a human voice on the other end of the line.
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Even Obama admits he did not expect the Internet to be such a good friend. "What I didn’t anticipate was how effectively we could use the Internet to harness that grass-roots base, both on the financial side and the organizing side," Obama says. "That, I think, was probably one of the biggest surprises of the campaign, just how powerfully our message merged with the social networking and the power of the Internet."
Link (Photo: Callie Shell/Aurora for TIME)
Not-So-Thrifty Gas
LAist featured photographer Marshall Astor took this photo of a not-so-thrifty gas (4.76 for unleaded plus!) at a "Thrifty" gas station in San Pedro, near Los Angeles harbor:
This gas station’s prices have gone nuts, but every time I drive by, there’s some moron at the pump getting gouged.
For reference, I paid $4.01 at a nearby station last week, and most other nearby stations are in the low $4.10-20 range.
I’m expecting this pump to hit $5.00 soon. I have no idea what’s going on at this place.
Link to Marshall’s photo – via LAist
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How to Trigger an Earthquake: Human Activities That Cause Earthquakes
Humans are hopeless when it comes to earthquakes, right? Not so, according to Christian Klose, a geohazard researcher (who knew there’s such a thing?) at Columbia’s Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory. He is arguing that human activities can cause earthquakes:
"In the past, people never thought that human activity could have such a big impact, but it can" [...] It turns out, actually, that the human production of earthquakes is hardly supervillain-worthy. It’s downright commonplace: Klose estimates that 25 percent of Britain’s recorded seismic events were caused by people.
Most of these human-caused quakes are tiny, registering less than four on geologist’s seismic scales. These window-rattlers don’t occur along natural faults, and wouldn’t have happened without human activity — like mining tons of coal or potash. They occur when a mine’s roof collapses, for example, as in the Crandall Canyon collapse in Utah that killed a half-dozen miners last year.
But some human actions can trigger much larger quakes along natural fault lines. That’s because humans, with the aid of our massive machines, can sling enough mass around to shift the pattern of stresses in the Earth’s crust. Faults that might not have caused an earthquake for a million years can suddenly be pushed to failure, as Klose argues occurred during Australia’s only fatal earthquake in 1989.
HA Schult's "Trash People" and Other Art from Trash
WebUrbanist blog has a neat post about artists who create art from trash. This one to the left is HA Schult’s "trash people":
HA Schult’s haunting ‘trash people’ have graced the streets of many of the world’s most major cities … silently open to interpretation as they travel the world and sit everywhere from the parks of New York City to the Great Wall of China. It took Schult 6 months and 30 assistants to create these strange sculptures from crushed cans, computer parts and virtually anything else he could appropriate to assemble them. What is their purpose and meaning? It is difficult to say, but they are certainly trans-cultural and intended to engage, inspire and engender reflection in those who see them and are a foil to see the reactions of different nations and groups of people.
Google Logo Redesigned by Kids

Google asked US students in grades K-12 to re-design its logo around the theme "What if …" This one above is titled "What if we met aliens?" by Shanna Schacher, Oregon. NBC11 has a gallery of the finalists in grades 10 to 12: Link – via digg
Previously on Neatorama: Evolution of Tech Companies’ Logos
New Book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford Coming Soon

A big congrats to our pal Adam "Ape Lad" Koford, the fantastic artist behind the weekly Caption Monkey game as well as the Neatoramanaut, Neatoramabot and other t-shirt designs: he has a new book coming out titled The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats Sell Out.
The book will be available in Spring 2009 from Harry N. Abrams and will feature comics from the archive as well as brand new installments.
If you’re a fan like I am, please go there and say hello/congrats: Link
Living without Sex for 85 Million Years
Bdelloid rotifers are tiny transparent animals that live in damp places. They reproduce asexually by laying eggs that don’t need to be fertilized. They are not the only animal that needs no males to reproduce, but they are more successful than others, having evolved into 450 species, which perplexed scientists.
It now looks as though the bdelloids do acquire new genes from time to time — that mutation isn’t their only source of genetic novelty. Yet their means of getting new genes is unlike anything previously known for an animal. Namely: they seem to pick up genes from the environment, and add them into their genomes.
The latest analysis of bdelloid genomes shows that the animals don’t just have rotifer genes. They also have dozens of genes from bacteria, fungi, and plants.
Now that’s weird. This puts the microscopic creatures in a league with human scientists who are just now learning to genetically modify animals! Link -via Digg
(image credit: William Dembowski)
Hair Hats

Hats made from hair? It’s an art project by designer Nagi Noda (featured previously at Neatorama here, here, and here). I can’t think of an event to which you’d want to wear one of these! Link -via the Presurfer
How the Web was Won
Vanity Fair has an in-depth look at how a Cold War defense project somehow led to MySpace and YouTube. The 50-year history of the internet, told by the people who made it happen.
Bob Taylor: There were individual instances of interactive computing through time-sharing, sponsored by arpa, scattered around the country. In my office in the Pentagon I had one terminal that connected to a time-sharing system at M.I.T. I had another one that connected to a time-sharing system at U.C. Berkeley. I had one that connected to a time-sharing system at the System Development Corporation, in Santa Monica. There was another terminal that connected to the Rand Corporation.
And for me to use any of these systems, I would have to move from one terminal to the other. So the obvious idea came to me: Wait a minute. Why not just have one terminal, and it connects to anything you want it to be connected to? And, hence, the Arpanet was born.
When I had this idea about building a network—this was in 1966—it was kind of an “Aha” idea, a “Eureka!” idea. I went over to Charlie Herzfeld’s office and told him about it. And he pretty much instantly made a budget change within his agency and took a million dollars away from one of his other offices and gave it to me to get started. It took about 20 minutes.
It took a bit longer (and a lot of people) to design what we have now, but the stories are fascinating. Link -via Boing Boing
(image credit: Christian Witkin)
Luxurious Swimming Pools

Take a look at 15 Of The Most Luxurious Swimming Pools On Earth. You may actually see one of these some day, since they are all at hotels. At least you can dream! Pictured is the pool at the Four Seasons Resort in Jimbaran Bay, Bali. Link
It’s not a tumor, it’s a towel!
Doctors performing surgery on an unnamed man in Japan found out that what they thought was a tumor was a surgical towel that had been left inside him 25 years ago!
The patient had been carrying the cloth since 1983, when surgeons at the Asahi General Hospital in Chiba prefecture near Tokyo left it in him after an operation to treat an ulcer, a spokesman for the hospital said.
The man, now 49, went in to another hospital in late May after suffering abdominal pain.
When examinations found what was believed to be an eight-centimetre (3.2-inch) tumour, he underwent the operation to remove it. It was only then that surgeons realised it was a towel.
Representatives from the first hospital have apologized and are working on a compensation agreement. Link -via Arbroath
What is it? Game 65

Yup – it’s one day early, but here it is: our weekly collaboration with What is it? blog. Do you know what this strange tool is used for?
Place your guess(es) in the comment section – one guess per comment, but you can enter as many as you can think of. Please post no URL (let others play). First person who guessed right will win a free Neatorama T-shirt! If no one got it right, then the funniest guess will win it instead.
Check out What is it? Blog for more clues. Good luck!
Update 6/6/08 – The answer is: A lumberjack’s log marking hammer, two more rows of numbers could be attached to the head. Congrats to Paul D. who got it right!
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Carlo Broschi was a man who really suffered for his music. Known to the world as the great opera singer Farinelli (1705-1782), he was castrated as a young boy to prevent his exquisite singing voice from ever breaking. But before you start feeling too sorry for the songsmith, it’s worth bearing in mind that Farinelli was showered with wealth and adulation throughout his career. And even with a couple of pieces missing from his repertoire, he still managed to make beautiful music with the ladies.


















