Star Trek: The Next Generation Rap

Posted by Adam Stanhope in Movies & SciFi, Music, Video Clips on June 3, 2008 at 3:56 pm



Who didn’t love Star Trek: The Next Generation at one time or another? Well, I can’t say that I ever *loved* it, but I liked it enough to watch an awful lot of it once upon a time. Has it really been FOURTEEN YEARS since the series ended? Wow. This video by “Those Aren’t Muskets” has some clever and funny jokes. Warning: might be a little bit racy.. Example lyric: I left the holodeck with a hollow dick. YouTube.


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17 comments to "Star Trek: The Next Generation Rap"

  1. kid_icarus
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    um......sooooo.......how many times did they reference a penis in that song?

  2. Archbob
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    14 Years?
    Man, I feel really old.

  3. ted
    June 3rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    I think the one rapper said Wesley Crusher was getting it on with "Yours Truly" - has the meaning of that phrase changed?

    Only watched about half. The whole "holodeck fellatio" bit was too lame.

  4. D
    June 3rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    This goes way beyond a little racy, if it was a comment, it would probably be censored based on (in your words) excessive profanity.
    Not funny, dumb and sophomoric

  5. Xantilles
    June 3rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    dumb and sophomoric = funny

  6. JET
    June 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    No flow = no listen. Next!

  7. ChrisCyrek
    June 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Weak!

  8. Justin
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    pretty funny, but I thought it would have become viral if they had been a little more creative on their lyrics. Focusing on sex and dicks wasn't the best decision in my mind.

    Regardless, it was still good.

  9. Frank Grimes
    June 4th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Ted, he said "getting crunk," not "getting it on."

  10. TV's Ben Baker
    June 4th, 2008 at 5:12 am

    Its good but its no Adam Buxton's "TNG Song". http://youtube.com/watch?v=F3HL8XVMih8 (from UK Channel 4's Takeover TV, the precursor to the superb The Adam And Joe Show - a programme our American cousins will have sadly missed out on.)

  11. ted
    June 4th, 2008 at 6:06 am

    Sorry Frank, but I was paraphrasing since actually quoting the words would have involved replaying part of that crappy video.

    So, what exactly is "getting crunk", and do male rappers ordinarily brag about "getting crunk" with other dudes?

  12. ADE
    June 4th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    That was fantastic. Hilarious!

  13. Sheldon
    June 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Ouft of any "Those Aren't Muskets" skits, you picked the worst one. Look at the others and post one of them.

  14. Sheldon
    June 4th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Out* sorry.

  15. Woogie
    June 5th, 2008 at 1:37 am

    Very lame and I hope they get their video pulled.

  16. MoonCake
    June 6th, 2008 at 6:35 am

    nothing should ever be turned into a rap. ever. even though it's been done for the last 15 years, it's as stupid today as it was the first time it was done.

  17. angie wilde com
    April 24th, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    dear stra trak next generain may 1 2009

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    i love you angie wilde


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