Comments on: Smuggler Sculpted Jesus Statue Out of Cocaine http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/ The Neat Side of the Web Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:49:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Sid Morrison http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-594713 Sid Morrison Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:39:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-594713 What a retard. It's not like drug-sniffing dogs are anything new. I've seen them frequently used by customs agents on the U.S./ Canadian border, so you *KNOW* they must be typical on the southern border. What a retard. It's not like drug-sniffing dogs are anything new. I've seen them frequently used by customs agents on the U.S./ Canadian border, so you *KNOW* they must be typical on the southern border.

]]> By: Thomas http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592864 Thomas Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:36:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592864 No need to mix with paste or glue or anything. Cocaine in its pure form can be pressed into bricks that are rock-hard with no added ingredients. No reason that couldn't be done with a statue mold. No need to mix with paste or glue or anything. Cocaine in its pure form can be pressed into bricks that are rock-hard with no added ingredients. No reason that couldn't be done with a statue mold.

]]> By: Ali S. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592469 Ali S. Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:45:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592469 I think maybe the smugglers saw that one episode form Lost. I think maybe the smugglers saw that one episode form Lost.

]]> By: DOJ http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592434 DOJ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:27:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592434 new and improved transubstantiation? new and improved transubstantiation?

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592331 ted Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:35:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592331 And then shoved up someone's butt. There are probably a lot more where that came from. Sure looks like a cast, and not a one-time sculpture. And then shoved up someone's butt.
There are probably a lot more where that came from. Sure looks like a cast, and not a one-time sculpture.

]]> By: Ashley http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592320 Ashley Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:30:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592320 Not iambic pentameter. For one thing, there are six paired syllables, not five. For another, cocaine is double accented, removing the requisite soft syllable in iambic. This is one of those things that makes me thing illegal drug users are stupid. Your cocaine was once mixed with paste and paint and God knows what else. Not iambic pentameter. For one thing, there are six paired syllables, not five. For another, cocaine is double accented, removing the requisite soft syllable in iambic.

This is one of those things that makes me thing illegal drug users are stupid. Your cocaine was once mixed with paste and paint and God knows what else.

]]> By: Archbob http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592275 Archbob Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:58:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592275 Sad, but those guys do have some skill in sculpting. Sad, but those guys do have some skill in sculpting.

]]> By: Sofar http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592066 Sofar Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:25:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592066 That headline is in iambic pentameter. That headline is in iambic pentameter.

]]> By: Duh Only http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-592061 Duh Only Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:24:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-592061 Wow! Is nothing sacred? Actually, I think this is hilarious. It's a pretty nice looking sculpture from the photo actually. If it hadn't been for the dogs I bet this would have gone through the border no problem and people would be getting high on the lord right now. Wow! Is nothing sacred? Actually, I think this is hilarious. It's a pretty nice looking sculpture from the photo actually. If it hadn't been for the dogs I bet this would have gone through the border no problem and people would be getting high on the lord right now.

]]> By: roger http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-591911 roger Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:20:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-591911 They should have sculpted it into dog biscuits. That way, the officers would just chuckle at Fido for sniffing out tasty treats. Ok, dumb idea. But not as dumb as coke christ! They should have sculpted it into dog biscuits. That way, the officers would just chuckle at Fido for sniffing out tasty treats. Ok, dumb idea. But not as dumb as coke christ!

]]> By: bean http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/03/smuggler-sculpted-jesus-statue-out-of-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-591860 bean Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:47:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16614#comment-591860 Not to quibble, but that appears to have been cast from a mold, not sculpted. Not to quibble, but that appears to have been cast from a mold, not sculpted.

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