Caption Monkey 32: Knock Knock. Who’s There? Separation Anxiety, That’s Who!

If I had opposible thumbs this would never have happened.

“What are you looking at me for. I didn’t make that, I’m just guarding it.”

‘hey honey, y’know that nicholson fella we paid to make the doggy door? he’s fired.’

It was at this moment that Mr. Felderschmidt realized his ‘Beef Jerky Door’ invention may not have all the bugs worked out of it.

Best. Trompe-l’oeil. Evar.

Is the vacuum cleaner gone?

Jake was right, this was a much better method to get those smart-arse little pigs.

*burp*

You told me I needed more fiber!

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Lock me behind a door again and next time it’ll be your leg!!

You chase away a burglar (watch the hinge) and you get the blame! It’s really a dog’s life!

About the door……..

The neighbourhood dogs fled from Rover when he marked his territory.

My owner will be so proud when he sees I made a map of the Alsace.

Cyclops was so anxious to see what was behind Door Number One that he didn’t even realize there was a door knob. It was a puppy!

It was only after his retirement that Rex the police dog noticed the darker side of a career in crime fighting.

Dogs skid on hardwood floors

Hey, did you see that big ass pitcher of Kool-Aid come through here?

… and the Big Bad Wolf never huffed and puffed and blew a door down again.

I hate ‘knock, knock’-jokes.

Today we go to the vet. That was not a normal sneeze!

Air-conditioned dog.

He went THAT WAY!

The door like this just works for me.

Man, those were some short cops.

Tetris Dog. Damn I didn’t know it was this easy. Its just that i cant really jump sideways. can i?

I told you hollow-core doors were not secure.

What are you waiting for? Anne Frank went thattaway!

That looks nothing like the DIY doggy door.

The neighbor’s dog just ‘dropped in’ for a visit.

“I told you that OPEN floor plans are all the rage now but you just wouldnt listen!”

FORGET YOUR KEYS AGAIN?

Noooo problem. With our handy-dandy doggie door opener,
you’ll get in that locked door every time.

I has a view.

@Adam
tripleTHX! You made my day, I’m very honored!

TripleX, post as many as you like, I multi post too. I don’t think there is anything wrong with it. If there were, there would be a rule against it.

i just tore through…

I did nothing!

furry bomb comes through!!!

yeah, he carried the door away but forgot to steal the TV!