Caption Monkey 32: Knock Knock. Who's There? Separation Anxiety, That's Who!

1. Jake D.
   June 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 pm

   "Heeeeeere's Fooooofffyyy"

2. JaneM
   June 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   If I had opposible thumbs this would never have happened.

3. Christophe
   June 3rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm

   There was a peeping alien at the door

4. gnarley
   June 3rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm

   "What are you looking at me for. I didn't make that, I'm just guarding it."

5. yvonne
   June 3rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm

   I thought I saw a putttee cat!

6. konshuss
   June 3rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm

   'hey honey, y'know that nicholson fella we paid to make the doggy door? he's fired.'

7. Matty
   June 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm

   Fang Shui

8. Tom F.
   June 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm

   It was at this moment that Mr. Felderschmidt realized his 'Beef Jerky Door' invention may not have all the bugs worked out of it.

9. Matty
   June 3rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm

   dog-eat door

10. SoLo
    June 3rd, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Best. Trompe-l'oeil. Evar.

11. Sofar
    June 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    "Now you're thinking with portals."

12. GirthMcGirth
    June 3rd, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Is the vacuum cleaner gone?

13. trishlovesdolphins
    June 3rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    I never should have let Rover watch Turner and Hooch.

14. v.dog
    June 3rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Jake was right, this was a much better method to get those smart-arse little pigs.

    *burp*

15. trishlovesdolphins
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Look Ma! I built my own doggie door!

16. trishlovesdolphins
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    You told me I needed more fiber!

17. trishlovesdolphins
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Whimper, whimper, whine.
    Translation: Please don't be mad, I only did this for you!

18. trishlovesdolphins
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Yours for only $99.99, Demo Dog!
    Demo Dog will come to help you work on all those pesky house hold projects you need to do. Demo Dog's patented "Break it worse so it HAS to be fixed" system works well in any environment where the owner needs that little bit of extra motivation to do the job!

19. trishlovesdolphins
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    We're going to need a thicker door.

20. SteveH
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Lock me behind a door again and next time it'll be your leg!!

21. Howard
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Uh.....Garfield did it.

22. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    You chase away a burglar (watch the hinge) and you get the blame! It's really a dog's life!

23. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Not the first time a german dog busts a door...

24. Don Newbury
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    About the door........

25. Lenin McCarthy
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    "Yeah, I'm John McClane motherfucker."

26. jimmyhoffascorpse
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    The neighbourhood dogs fled from Rover when he marked his territory.

27. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Hey boss, you never believe it, we were attacked by woodworm while you were gone...

28. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    My owner will be so proud when he sees I made a map of the Alsace.

29. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Dog proves it's time he gets his own keys.

30. Jake D.
    June 3rd, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Cyclops was so anxious to see what was behind Door Number One that he didn't even realize there was a door knob. It was a puppy!

31. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Hey boss, look what the cats did to the door!

32. Orjan Morjan
    June 3rd, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    It was only after his retirement that Rex the police dog noticed the darker side of a career in crime fighting.

33. lunacy
    June 3rd, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Geez. Look at the dinky dark space they left the poor dog in. I bet murderers in isolation have more light, and fresh air.

34. DOJ
    June 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Dogs skid on hardwood floors

35. Al
    June 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Rex's neighbor will never order a pizza with BACON again.

36. Mark
    June 3rd, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    Hey, did you see that big ass pitcher of Kool-Aid come through here?

37. Chris J
    June 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    "Well if they're going to bring that ridiculous game to America, I'm sure some idiot will make a 'pet' version. ...better start training."

38. Scotto
    June 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    ... and the Big Bad Wolf never huffed and puffed and blew a door down again.

39. Peter
    June 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    U gave meh a dohr, but ah eated it.

40. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    I hate 'knock, knock'-jokes.

41. dust
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Catch that rockinghorse!

    It's got Timmy!

42. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Today we go to the vet. That was not a normal sneeze!

43. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    Gesundheit!

44. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Air-conditioned dog.

45. tripleX
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    His previous owner was a Jehovah-Witness.

46. Howard
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    He went THAT WAY!

47. a
    June 3rd, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    don't worry. when god destroys a door, he makes a window.

48. clairmonde
    June 4th, 2008 at 3:49 am

    The door like this just works for me.

49. Luisje
    June 4th, 2008 at 4:00 am

    It was like that when i came here, i swear!

50. Aerek
    June 4th, 2008 at 4:13 am

    Man, those were some short cops.

51. 9317
    June 4th, 2008 at 4:25 am

    how am i going to enter this door... animal tetris for dummies anyone?

52. 9317
    June 4th, 2008 at 4:54 am

    Tetris Dog. Damn I didn't know it was this easy. Its just that i cant really jump sideways. can i?

53. tripleX
    June 4th, 2008 at 5:37 am

    That postman did it, I tell ya! And he took all the dogfood!

54. lis
    June 4th, 2008 at 7:38 am

    I told you hollow-core doors were not secure.

55. KARYN
    June 4th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    I bet next time you'll be home in time to feed me.

56. Pete
    June 4th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    What are you waiting for? Anne Frank went thattaway!

57. JRC6000
    June 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    See? This room is totally better.

58. Christine
    June 4th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    That looks nothing like the DIY doggy door.

59. sean siem
    June 4th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE CLOSED DOORS!

60. tripleX
    June 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    The neighbor's dog just 'dropped in' for a visit.

61. tripleX
    June 4th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Feeling lonely he got in touch with his inner big bad wolf.

62. Jen Smith
    June 4th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    "I told you that OPEN floor plans are all the rage now but you just wouldnt listen!"

63. otterly
    June 4th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." - David Barker i.e. The Incredible Woof

64. John S.
    June 4th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    FORGET YOUR KEYS AGAIN?

    Noooo problem. With our handy-dandy doggie door opener,
    you'll get in that locked door every time.

65. heather
    June 5th, 2008 at 2:32 am

    "I SAID I wanted out..."

66. tripleX
    June 5th, 2008 at 4:11 am

    I has a view.

67. tripleX
    June 5th, 2008 at 4:45 am

    Who left that ACME-jet in the hall?

68. Alex
    June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Thanks guys! Adam has picked the winner: Congrats to tripleX who won with this caption "I hate ‘knock, knock’-jokes."

69. JordanJo
    June 5th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    What, tripleX wins by volume? Should everyoe follow the shotgun strategy of submitting enough inane comments you will win by making people too tired to laugh at the truly funny ones? Please.

70. tripleX
    June 5th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    @Adam
    tripleTHX! You made my day, I'm very honored!

71. tripleX
    June 5th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    @ JordanJo
    I just read your comment. I'm sorry if you feel I send too many comments. There are actually more comments I don't send then comments I do send. The 'problem' is, that I never know what other people think is funniest.
    I'm really holding back, and send a few at a time.

72. trishlovesdolphins
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    TripleX, post as many as you like, I multi post too. I don't think there is anything wrong with it. If there were, there would be a rule against it.

73. Dog Costumes
    September 21st, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    sorry, me didn't zee the door!

74. Dog Costumes
    September 21st, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    i just tore through...

75. Dog Costumes
    September 21st, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    I saw a cat!!! Had no time for the handle

76. Dog Costumes
    September 21st, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    I did nothing!

77. Dog Costumes
    September 21st, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    FatDog! should loose some weight!

78. DON'T CLICK THIS!!!
    September 21st, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    furry bomb comes through!!!

79. DON'T CLICK THIS!!!
    September 21st, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    ouch! my head...
    what happend??

80. DON'T CLICK THIS!!!
    September 21st, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    yeah, he carried the door away but forgot to steal the TV!

81. DON'T CLICK THIS!!!
    September 22nd, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    I vaz hungri u know!

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