The Lamest James Bond Villain

By Alex in Film on May 27, 2008 at 3:18 pm

After publishing the Top 10 Badass James Bond Villains, The List Universe has a short and enjoyable follow up post, this time the lamest guys Agent 007 ever had to beat up. Like this guy, for example:

Nick-Nack
The Man with the Golden Gun

Never has a Bond character been so unbelievable and offensive as Herve Villechaize’s diminutive butler-henchman. Nevermind the fact that his name makes him sound like a wind-up toy, or that he’s subjected to every imaginable stature-related cliche. We must also sit uncomfortably through the single most ridiculous fight scene in Bond
history, watching Roger Moore chase poor Herve around the room with a chair before stuffing him into a suitcase.

Link – via Miss Cellania


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  1. CheeseDuck
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Thats just sad.

  2. Jake D.
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    My youth reminds me that Odd Job was the shortest character available in Goldeneye for the Nintendo 64.

  3. Gellner
    May 27th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    I’m sorry but Knick Knack is ten times better than Jaws. He had steel teeth, but what gave him the power to bite through locks? Nonsense. At least midgets make sense.

  4. Charles
    May 27th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    This was a follow up? You mean… Nick Nack didn’t make the Short List?

  5. Christophe
    May 27th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
    Give a dog a bone;
    This old man came rolling home

  6. Christophe
    May 27th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    OH NO!!!
    I have that song carved in my head now!

  7. Pol x
    May 28th, 2008 at 2:29 am

    Nick nack was a side kick more than an actual villian.

    He was Skaramnga’s man servant.

    So he was an evil servant.

  8. Carl
    May 30th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Seriously Nick-Nack was awesome!!
    He only became truly villainous at the end when…well, I don’t want to spoil it for you.

  9. Charlie Segal
    Jan 2nd, 2009 at 12:24 am

    jaws iz the best friggin BOND villin ever!!!!

  10. c0w a.k.a Charlie Segal
    Jan 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 am

    Jaws would kill oddjob in a fight any day (he could also kill Tee Hee).


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