Comments on: Trivia: Whizzinator Fake Penis for Drug Tests! http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:48:10 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: one opinion to another about another http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1851152 one opinion to another about another Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:24:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1851152 for all you people saying we pot heads have a real problem and need help.... we do we need help getting people like you off are asses about catching a buzz everyounce in a while the wizzinator is a great invention and its not only three days in the question of quitting in case you didnt know the courts fuck you as long as possible not a couple days you dumb asses more like years at a time. weed does not impair it repairs and has many medicinal uses at that, for the peoople that want legalizatioin www.petitiononline.com/legalize/petition.html or marijuana hotline 1-973-409-3274 for all you people saying we pot heads have a real problem and need help.... we do we need help getting people like you off are asses about catching a buzz everyounce in a while the wizzinator is a great invention and its not only three days in the question of quitting in case you didnt know the courts fuck you as long as possible not a couple days you dumb asses more like years at a time. weed does not impair it repairs and has many medicinal uses at that, for the peoople that want legalizatioin http://www.petitiononline.com/legalize/petition.html
or marijuana hotline 1-973-409-3274

]]> By: meshak http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1540626 meshak Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:10:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1540626 i think the govt is just mad b cause they cant tax marajuana. I c nothing wrong w the plant god made all seed bearing plants and herbs to use! i actually think they should legalize it and outlaw alcohol and watch the change, it would b a big 1. also i have never recked a car while stoned but have reaked two cars while i was drunk didnt hurt n e 1 thank god but i was in the country where ther wasnt any 1 around and ive learned my lesson cause now im on probation subject to randome drug screening for two years thanks to alcohol and dui for getting stuck in a ditch. now i cant smoke, now u c why i came to this site take my advice and smoke instead of drink i never had n e trouble b 4 i started drinking, it ruins your life really i cant even drive for 3 months. but n e way thought id share my opinion too. if dumb asses dont like it they can just F O! lol b cause this is the truth. PEACE OUT One life ENJOY IT it is yours and nobody elses, U know what im sayin. =) i think the govt is just mad b cause they cant tax marajuana. I c nothing wrong w the plant god made all seed bearing plants and herbs to use! i actually think they should legalize it and outlaw alcohol and watch the change, it would b a big 1. also i have never recked a car while stoned but have reaked two cars while i was drunk didnt hurt n e 1 thank god but i was in the country where ther wasnt any 1 around and ive learned my lesson cause now im on probation subject to randome drug screening for two years thanks to alcohol and dui for getting stuck in a ditch. now i cant smoke, now u c why i came to this site take my advice and smoke instead of drink i never had n e trouble b 4 i started drinking, it ruins your life really i cant even drive for 3 months. but n e way thought id share my opinion too. if dumb asses dont like it they can just F O! lol b cause this is the truth. PEACE OUT One life ENJOY IT it is yours and nobody elses, U know what im sayin. =)

]]> By: jojo http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1518823 jojo Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:41:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1518823 It's interesting to see the opinions of the ppl who read this, and felt the need to respond. I've been an insomniac ever since I could remember. Options (good ones) are fairly limited. People who don't have severe sleeping problems typically tell me to eat healthy and exercise daily, and I should have an easier time sleeping. Well i work 50 hours a week, lift weights and run 5 days a week, and am the pickiest eater I know. In no way am I complaining about any of that either, I love my life, my wife, my step-son, I just can't seem to drift off into lala land without a solid 3 hours of laying calmly in my bed, and typically never make it to sleep without some sort of 'medication'. My other option is to try prescription medications such as sedatives, barbiturates, benzodiazepines, and nonbenzodiazepines, which have become very common recently (and are even abused by many people.) All of which have moderate to severe side effects, and most of which cause the user to become dependent. I've tried almost a dozen of various prescriptions myself, some with minor success and others with very adverse side effects. But none of which work consistently every night. Pot has been my salvation(for sleep). I vaporize every night before bed, and wake up in the morning feeling fresh and renewed, something that none of the prescription drugs offered me. I smoke weed maybe a few times a year other then that. So I have a very minor amount of THC sticking to my membrane walls, call me a "Drugy" or whatever you want, but I would bet I live a much healthier live then the majority of people/'straight edges' and I don't have to spend my time looking down on others to make myself feel better about my life, something I've experienced from a variety of people just b/c i smoke. These are my opinions, and this is my perspective of course, but if we all tried a little bit harder to see life through the eyes of others, and less time judging and being ignorant of others, I think there would be a lot more happiness and love in this would. Who honestly wouldn't mind that? -j It's interesting to see the opinions of the ppl who read this, and felt the need to respond. I've been an insomniac ever since I could remember. Options (good ones) are fairly limited. People who don't have severe sleeping problems typically tell me to eat healthy and exercise daily, and I should have an easier time sleeping. Well i work 50 hours a week, lift weights and run 5 days a week, and am the pickiest eater I know. In no way am I complaining about any of that either, I love my life, my wife, my step-son, I just can't seem to drift off into lala land without a solid 3 hours of laying calmly in my bed, and typically never make it to sleep without some sort of 'medication'. My other option is to try prescription medications such as sedatives, barbiturates, benzodiazepines, and nonbenzodiazepines, which have become very common recently (and are even abused by many people.) All of which have moderate to severe side effects, and most of which cause the user to become dependent. I've tried almost a dozen of various prescriptions myself, some with minor success and others with very adverse side effects. But none of which work consistently every night. Pot has been my salvation(for sleep). I vaporize every night before bed, and wake up in the morning feeling fresh and renewed, something that none of the prescription drugs offered me. I smoke weed maybe a few times a year other then that. So I have a very minor amount of THC sticking to my membrane walls, call me a "Drugy" or whatever you want, but I would bet I live a much healthier live then the majority of people/'straight edges' and I don't have to spend my time looking down on others to make myself feel better about my life, something I've experienced from a variety of people just b/c i smoke. These are my opinions, and this is my perspective of course, but if we all tried a little bit harder to see life through the eyes of others, and less time judging and being ignorant of others, I think there would be a lot more happiness and love in this would. Who honestly wouldn't mind that?

-j

]]> By: Supporter http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1415831 Supporter Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:20:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1415831 P1p3....you are the shit. I completely agree with what you say. The sad thing is we have to buy fake piss in order to pass a drug test of what we smoked 3 weeks ago. That in noway proves it's going to affect how one works at his job. Or makes anybody unsafe..at the least. No...but somebody can go get a bottle of Jack Daniels and rape a woman or get in a fight. If the government has a problem with bud than I suggest just putting the sod companies out of business or chop down all the trees. Marijuana is a fucking seed. Guess what....humans start out as a seed as well. So do Pears, Oranges, etc. you get my point. I do not support any other drug other than weed. All that other shit is gay and if you take Marijuana out of the equation then maybe we can focus on the more hard drugs which actually kill people. Fucking yuppies. P1p3....you are the shit. I completely agree with what you say. The sad thing is we have to buy fake piss in order to pass a drug test of what we smoked 3 weeks ago. That in noway proves it's going to affect how one works at his job. Or makes anybody unsafe..at the least. No...but somebody can go get a bottle of Jack Daniels and rape a woman or get in a fight. If the government has a problem with bud than I suggest just putting the sod companies out of business or chop down all the trees. Marijuana is a fucking seed. Guess what....humans start out as a seed as well. So do Pears, Oranges, etc. you get my point. I do not support any other drug other than weed. All that other shit is gay and if you take Marijuana out of the equation then maybe we can focus on the more hard drugs which actually kill people. Fucking yuppies.

]]> By: P1p3D4z3d http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1205149 P1p3D4z3d Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:52:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1205149 oh really so The Law, Since you Know so much, your telling me that if i smoke a joint.... at home....AFTER work....that somehow I am A danger to the customers and the other employees when I return to work the next day? And actually aside from some I am God thinking Officer Of the Law, Of this oh so free country of ours arresting me for a flake of marijuana the size of a pinhead that God old Inspector Gadget took 4 hours to find after insisting that he knew I had at least 4 pounds in my car, That he never found because it never existed, preceded to slam me to the ground and punch me in my kidneys as he scream into my ear your under arrest for possession of less than 30 grams, but other than having to deal with stupid, ignorant, fucking cops, who just love to get a reason to be a complete prick to anyone they think that they can get by with it with, but yeah no problems other than that little one there, but I do Agree that if an employer thinks an employee is under the influence while at work or sees one using drugs at work they have every right to issue a drug test and then fire them if they are found positive for anything, but i don't think that they should be able to fire the many, many, many, people who are like me, don't get high at or before work, but rather after work, after dealing with all the holier than tho, and the I got more money so I'm better, Or the dumb ass cops that will follow your for 10 blocks right on your ass just hoping that you get nervous and fuck up, just so they can pull you over and make you sit there for another hour while they take their sweet ass time to basically do nothing other than harass someone because they were bored, but when we finally arrive home after dealing with all the dumb shit and the material world, to say that it's wrong for anyone to be able to sit in their house and smoke some marijuana, that it presents some kind of danger, that it puts customers at risk, I mean if you really believe that shit, then you are exactly the kind of dumb ass I was talking about in my last post, you are the same kind of person who fucked the country up in the first place, you are the same as those I believe anything I am told by my government, gullible social rejects that we need out of our government, keep in mind The Law, this is a marijuana issue, none of what I say is in reference to any other drug. but to just fire, or not hire someone because they have marijuana in their system SHOULD be the crime, It's a stupid law, it's a harmless plant, and you are a dumb ass. and that's Still THE REAL TRUTH, deal with it. Dumb ass.... lmmfao oh really so The Law, Since you Know so much, your telling me that if i smoke a joint.... at home....AFTER work....that somehow I am A danger to the customers and the other employees when I return to work the next day? And actually aside from some I am God thinking Officer Of the Law, Of this oh so free country of ours arresting me for a flake of marijuana the size of a pinhead that God old Inspector Gadget took 4 hours to find after insisting that he knew I had at least 4 pounds in my car, That he never found because it never existed, preceded to slam me to the ground and punch me in my kidneys as he scream into my ear your under arrest for possession of less than 30 grams, but other than having to deal with stupid, ignorant, fucking cops, who just love to get a reason to be a complete prick to anyone they think that they can get by with it with, but yeah no problems other than that little one there, but I do Agree that if an employer thinks an employee is under the influence while at work or sees one using drugs at work they have every right to issue a drug test and then fire them if they are found positive for anything, but i don't think that they should be able to fire the many, many, many, people who are like me, don't get high at or before work, but rather after work, after dealing with all the holier than tho, and the I got more money so I'm better, Or the dumb ass cops that will follow your for 10 blocks right on your ass just hoping that you get nervous and fuck up, just so they can pull you over and make you sit there for another hour while they take their sweet ass time to basically do nothing other than harass someone because they were bored, but when we finally arrive home after dealing with all the dumb shit and the material world, to say that it's wrong for anyone to be able to sit in their house and smoke some marijuana, that it presents some kind of danger, that it puts customers at risk, I mean if you really believe that shit, then you are exactly the kind of dumb ass I was talking about in my last post, you are the same kind of person who fucked the country up in the first place, you are the same as those I believe anything I am told by my government, gullible social rejects that we need out of our government, keep in mind The Law, this is a marijuana issue, none of what I say is in reference to any other drug. but to just fire, or not hire someone because they have marijuana in their system SHOULD be the crime, It's a stupid law, it's a harmless plant, and you are a dumb ass. and that's Still THE REAL TRUTH, deal with it. Dumb ass.... lmmfao

]]> By: The Law http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1203461 The Law Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:53:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1203461 Perhaps it would be better to address the underlying problem, your drug addiction. I am sure it is caused problems in your life far greater than having to drop. Is the employer really wrong for protecting their interest, customers and equipement from employees whose reflexes and thoughts are altered by mind altering drugs? Deal with that. Perhaps it would be better to address the underlying problem, your drug addiction. I am sure it is caused problems in your life far greater than having to drop. Is the employer really wrong for protecting their interest, customers and equipement from employees whose reflexes and thoughts are altered by mind altering drugs? Deal with that.

]]> By: P1p3D4z3d http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1156586 P1p3D4z3d Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:50:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1156586 ok I just want to say that over half of the anti-marijuana population don't even realize that growing hemp, aka cannabis-hemp, was required by all farmers, the government even supplied the seeds and the land, so in reality our entire existence in this country is owed to the greatness that is marijuana, and the other half of you haters don't even know anything about it other than that bullshit the anti-drug commercials tell you, or what this fake ass government tells you, don't get me wrong i love good old America, but the hypocritical fucks that run it are another story. if you want to ban something that's a danger to us as a society and as a nation, then do something about all the drunks, id much rather be in a car with someone who is stoned out of their mind, then to ride with someone who just drank a sixer, i mean it really is sad how quickly you all are to just fall in line and believe whatever you are told, OMG the TV just said that marijuana will make you pick up a gun and shoot your friends in the head, well it was on TV so it must be true, right? Give me a break people, while all you idiots are worried about something as petty as a man ( or woman ) smoking a lil weed in their free time, there are real issues that are a threat, look at our economy, look at how great your last republic weed hater ran our country into the ground, but good old Clinton smoked sum weed, he might of denied it, but who can blame him with all your petty asses just waiting to cast judgment on him, like he was a serial killer or some shit. I realize this is an endless battle because the worst thing about Americans is that we tend to just believe what we are told by the "authority". we don't want to actually find the truth for ourselves aside from the select few, but really even if you don't smoke, and don't drink, blada blada ect. who are you you cast judgment on us, I mean god put that plant here, he knew what it did, and if you start about the bible... ha ha blow me, it was a bunch of books wrote by hundreds of different people, slammed together to make a story, the only part of it i believe in is that there's something, someone, or somewhere greater that we get to see once we have passed his test, and i can assure you its not a drug test my friends, its a test about having a good heart, about not judging others , about living for others, not about living to tell others how to live, hell my preacher know I smoke, he don't really seem to care. I mean I'm sure its not for him, but he has never once tried to cast judgment on me for it, all I'm saying is if you get online and look up forums about Marijuana just to judge those who enjoy such a simple aspect of our lives, then you are the ones with the real problems, you are the people who should be concerned, for it just proves how petty you really are, that you would be willing to spend your time away from family and friends just to talk shit to other people, where as I'm just here to try and educate others about TRUTH, REAL TRUTH, so seriously do research about something before you come in telling everyone how they are wrong about the ways they choose to live, I'm not telling you to go and buy marijuana, I'm just telling you that its a choice, one that is not yours to make for other people. And the only reason that marijuana became illegal was to try and incriminate the minorities, I'm sorry all my black and Mexican friends, but due to the fact out government wanted to make you all look like criminals they stopped being pro marijuana and started making false statements that pathetic white America just ate up, and believed every single line, and the only reason it is still illegal is because the government cant find a way to make money off of it like they do with tobacco and alcohol. I'm sorry everyone but that's the REAL TRUTH. Deal with it. ok I just want to say that over half of the anti-marijuana population don't even realize that growing hemp, aka cannabis-hemp, was required by all farmers, the government even supplied the seeds and the land, so in reality our entire existence in this country is owed to the greatness that is marijuana, and the other half of you haters don't even know anything about it other than that bullshit the anti-drug commercials tell you, or what this fake ass government tells you, don't get me wrong i love good old America, but the hypocritical fucks that run it are another story. if you want to ban something that's a danger to us as a society and as a nation, then do something about all the drunks, id much rather be in a car with someone who is stoned out of their mind, then to ride with someone who just drank a sixer, i mean it really is sad how quickly you all are to just fall in line and believe whatever you are told, OMG the TV just said that marijuana will make you pick up a gun and shoot your friends in the head, well it was on TV so it must be true, right? Give me a break people, while all you idiots are worried about something as petty as a man ( or woman ) smoking a lil weed in their free time, there are real issues that are a threat, look at our economy, look at how great your last republic weed hater ran our country into the ground, but good old Clinton smoked sum weed, he might of denied it, but who can blame him with all your petty asses just waiting to cast judgment on him, like he was a serial killer or some shit. I realize this is an endless battle because the worst thing about Americans is that we tend to just believe what we are told by the "authority". we don't want to actually find the truth for ourselves aside from the select few, but really even if you don't smoke, and don't drink, blada blada ect. who are you you cast judgment on us, I mean god put that plant here, he knew what it did, and if you start about the bible... ha ha blow me, it was a bunch of books wrote by hundreds of different people, slammed together to make a story, the only part of it i believe in is that there's something, someone, or somewhere greater that we get to see once we have passed his test, and i can assure you its not a drug test my friends, its a test about having a good heart, about not judging others , about living for others, not about living to tell others how to live, hell my preacher know I smoke, he don't really seem to care. I mean I'm sure its not for him, but he has never once tried to cast judgment on me for it, all I'm saying is if you get online and look up forums about Marijuana just to judge those who enjoy such a simple aspect of our lives, then you are the ones with the real problems, you are the people who should be concerned, for it just proves how petty you really are, that you would be willing to spend your time away from family and friends just to talk shit to other people, where as I'm just here to try and educate others about TRUTH, REAL TRUTH, so seriously do research about something before you come in telling everyone how they are wrong about the ways they choose to live, I'm not telling you to go and buy marijuana, I'm just telling you that its a choice, one that is not yours to make for other people. And the only reason that marijuana became illegal was to try and incriminate the minorities, I'm sorry all my black and Mexican friends, but due to the fact out government wanted to make you all look like criminals they stopped being pro marijuana and started making false statements that pathetic white America just ate up, and believed every single line, and the only reason it is still illegal is because the government cant find a way to make money off of it like they do with tobacco and alcohol. I'm sorry everyone but that's the REAL TRUTH. Deal with it.

]]> By: Bob G. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-1046826 Bob G. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:33:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-1046826 We carry the whizzinator as well on our website at Detox For Less http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-and-quickfix.html We package it with Quick Fix Synthetic Urine for only $5 more then a regular Whizzinator, saving like $25 We carry the whizzinator as well on our website at Detox For Less

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]]> By: mick http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-768589 mick Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:42:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-768589 For sale 1 barely used whizzanator. Currently a guest of the county. Another fine mess i've got myself into. Once again to smart for my own good. For sale 1 barely used whizzanator. Currently a guest of the county. Another fine mess i've got myself into. Once again to smart for my own good.

]]> By: DLOVE http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-753356 DLOVE Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:18:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-753356 I WANT TO GET HIGH RIGHT N0W I WANT TO GET HIGH RIGHT N0W

]]> By: you people are lame http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-717044 you people are lame Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:25:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-717044 forreal though all of these people who have been told their whole lives that marijuana is bad..get the hell over it. it's up to the person smoking to make the decision keep your nose out of other peoples business..how many people die from pot? alcohol, cigarettes, even things like over-the-counter TYLENOL kill more a year than pot (pot kills zero). There is not ONE reported death from smoking pure cannabis, thanks. forreal though all of these people who have been told their whole lives that marijuana is bad..get the hell over it. it's up to the person smoking to make the decision keep your nose out of other peoples business..how many people die from pot? alcohol, cigarettes, even things like over-the-counter TYLENOL kill more a year than pot (pot kills zero). There is not ONE reported death from smoking pure cannabis, thanks.

]]> By: SgtPepp http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-576396 SgtPepp Tue, 27 May 2008 13:06:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-576396 One of the probation officers at the courthouse I used to work at said he caught someone using a whizzinator because he bought the wrong color. Oh, and crazy drug guy...a search or seizure is only unconstitutional if performed by a government entity, as opposed to a private employer. One of the probation officers at the courthouse I used to work at said he caught someone using a whizzinator because he bought the wrong color.

Oh, and crazy drug guy...a search or seizure is only unconstitutional if performed by a government entity, as opposed to a private employer.

]]> By: duende2517 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-576116 duende2517 Tue, 27 May 2008 11:28:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-576116 hey hey. i'm with skid the kid. that most people have a century's worth of pre-conceived notions against marijuana is bad enough. but there's got to be a law against getting you to do a random and humiliating test and incarcerate you for something that has no proven side effect more harmful than instant noodles. light up! :) hey hey. i'm with skid the kid. that most people have a century's worth of pre-conceived notions against marijuana is bad enough. but there's got to be a law against getting you to do a random and humiliating test and incarcerate you for something that has no proven side effect more harmful than instant noodles. light up! :)

]]> By: skid the kid http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-575291 skid the kid Tue, 27 May 2008 02:20:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-575291 oh, another "holier than thou". do you drink? do you exceed the speed limit? pour used motor oil into storm sewers? think about it. oh, another "holier than thou". do you drink? do you exceed the speed limit? pour used motor oil into storm sewers? think about it.

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-575234 ted Tue, 27 May 2008 01:33:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-575234 Wow, it's so surreal when the druggies start trolling. Skid, has your drug use desensitized you to Outraged's real comment? I don't think he was disagreeing with you. I've seen enough people screw up their lives by abusing all types of substances, including marijuana and alcohol. You won't convince me that you're not hurting yourself or possibly endangering others by doing it. Wow, it's so surreal when the druggies start trolling.

Skid, has your drug use desensitized you to Outraged's real comment? I don't think he was disagreeing with you.

I've seen enough people screw up their lives by abusing all types of substances, including marijuana and alcohol. You won't convince me that you're not hurting yourself or possibly endangering others by doing it.

]]> By: Lore http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-575186 Lore Tue, 27 May 2008 01:01:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-575186 What the heck is a Latino color if it's not brown? What the heck is a Latino color if it's not brown?

]]> By: skid the kid http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-575179 skid the kid Tue, 27 May 2008 00:51:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-575179 no, i'm not some sort of anti-abortion whacko. i'm the guy sitting beside you in church on sunday. i'm the guy next door. no, i'm not some sort of anti-abortion whacko. i'm the guy sitting beside you in church on sunday. i'm the guy next door.

]]> By: skid the kid http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-575176 skid the kid Tue, 27 May 2008 00:49:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-575176 whoa there outraged......chill, man....smoke a spliff and see what you are missing. i'm not a "faggy ass", i'm a multicraft maintenance technician for a local industry, one that does not do random testing. am i bothering you if i spark up in the privacy of my home? i grow my own hydroponically so i'm not supporting any drug cartel. read "the emperor wears no clothes" for the real truth behind the drug war.......money. whoa there outraged......chill, man....smoke a spliff and see what you are missing. i'm not a "faggy ass", i'm a multicraft maintenance technician for a local industry, one that does not do random testing. am i bothering you if i spark up in the privacy of my home? i grow my own hydroponically so i'm not supporting any drug cartel. read "the emperor wears no clothes" for the real truth behind the drug war.......money.

]]> By: The Slapster http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-575087 The Slapster Mon, 26 May 2008 23:40:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-575087 "Amerika?" I don't get it, but then again you seem WAY to hostile over a simple voicing of one person's opinion. Isn't the right to express your own ideas still a guarantee in this country, or has that been legislated out from under us too? "Amerika?" I don't get it, but then again you seem WAY to hostile over a simple voicing of one person's opinion. Isn't the right to express your own ideas still a guarantee in this country, or has that been legislated out from under us too?

]]> By: Outraged http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-574919 Outraged Mon, 26 May 2008 21:53:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-574919 @Skid- If you don't like the drug tests, don't work there. If you don't like my store's policies, don't shop here. Or better, yet, get your whiney ass the fuck out of here before I have you arrested. And last but not least, if you don't like Amerika, then move to Iraq where I can hunt you down like the dog you are, rape your faggy ass, and kill you without worrying about any "repercussions." We're here, we're fucked up and we hate you. Get used to it. @Skid-

If you don't like the drug tests, don't work there.

If you don't like my store's policies, don't shop here. Or better, yet, get your whiney ass the fuck out of here before I have you arrested.

And last but not least, if you don't like Amerika, then move to Iraq where I can hunt you down like the dog you are, rape your faggy ass, and kill you without worrying about any "repercussions."

We're here, we're fucked up and we hate you. Get used to it.

]]> By: Sensible http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-574915 Sensible Mon, 26 May 2008 21:50:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-574915 If you have a job that requires you to present your John Henry and its contents for inspection, you have bigger problems you might want to address. If you have a job that requires you to present your John Henry and its contents for inspection, you have bigger problems you might want to address.

]]> By: kelly http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-574835 kelly Mon, 26 May 2008 20:55:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-574835 does no one remember Onterrio Smith? NFL player caught with the Original Whizzinator at the Mpls-St.Paul airport, couldn't kick the weed addiction, cost him an NFL career. (he was referred to as "Bongterrio Spliff" on talk radio after the incident) does no one remember Onterrio Smith? NFL player caught with the Original Whizzinator at the Mpls-St.Paul airport, couldn't kick the weed addiction, cost him an NFL career. (he was referred to as "Bongterrio Spliff" on talk radio after the incident)

]]> By: Brayden http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-574704 Brayden Mon, 26 May 2008 19:24:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-574704 nicely said skid. though I am a bit conflicted: you're pro legalization, or at least anti-drug testing, which I like. at the same time, you seem to be some kind of crazy anti-abortionist. either way, nicely said. nicely said skid.

though I am a bit conflicted: you're pro legalization, or at least anti-drug testing, which I like. at the same time, you seem to be some kind of crazy anti-abortionist.

either way, nicely said.

]]> By: skid the kid http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-574409 skid the kid Mon, 26 May 2008 17:07:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-574409 screw the man......i lived under the harsh tactics of random drug screens for many years, even lost a job once because of the neo-nazi drug testing lie that our government has sold us on. it boils down to the simple fact-drug testing in the workplace equals less cost to the employer on workmen's comp insurance. it is terribly biased towards the casual cannabis user....28 days to get clean for an occasional smoker....while the crackheads and meth users get clean in 24-48 hours. oh, and what about the violations to your constitutional rights? the right NOT to incriminate yourself and it is an illegal search and seizure. it is this kind of BS along with the "above the influence" crap that will kill america. think about it....you can kill your babies but you can't smoke weed. screw the man......i lived under the harsh tactics of random drug screens for many years, even lost a job once because of the neo-nazi drug testing lie that our government has sold us on. it boils down to the simple fact-drug testing in the workplace equals less cost to the employer on workmen's comp insurance. it is terribly biased towards the casual cannabis user....28 days to get clean for an occasional smoker....while the crackheads and meth users get clean in 24-48 hours.
oh, and what about the violations to your constitutional rights? the right NOT to incriminate yourself and it is an illegal search and seizure. it is this kind of BS along with the "above the influence" crap that will kill america. think about it....you can kill your babies but you can't smoke weed.

]]> By: Craig http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-574154 Craig Mon, 26 May 2008 15:40:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-574154 Is it really THAT difficult to stay clean for a few days that you'd NEED this product? These people have problems. And, I hope, not any children. Is it really THAT difficult to stay clean for a few days that you'd NEED this product? These people have problems. And, I hope, not any children.

]]> By: Gerry http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-573972 Gerry Mon, 26 May 2008 14:08:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-573972 If you gotta do this, you've got a REAL problem..... time to get off the ganj and get straight, kiddo. If you gotta do this, you've got a REAL problem.....
time to get off the ganj and get straight, kiddo.

]]> By: ripper http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-573929 ripper Mon, 26 May 2008 14:01:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-573929 What about the women???? What about the women????

]]> By: Peeves http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-573464 Peeves Mon, 26 May 2008 08:19:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-573464 Who's going to use this? Junkies. They will do a lot more than that for their habit/infliction. Who's going to use this? Junkies. They will do a lot more than that for their habit/infliction.

]]> By: ...tom... http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/26/trivia-whizzinator-fake-penis-for-drug-tests/comment-page-1/#comment-573308 ...tom... Mon, 26 May 2008 06:42:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=16443#comment-573308 ... The best reason for all drug screens to be random. Who is going to pack dried urine, a heater, and a prosthetic penis around with them day after day..?? Although it might be effective for the planned/scheduled preemployment drug screen. And who is providing for the ladies..?? Would not work well for them to whip out a johnson . . .. ...tom... . ...
The best reason for all drug screens to be random.

Who is going to pack dried urine, a heater, and a prosthetic penis around with them day after day..?? Although it might be effective for the planned/scheduled preemployment drug screen.

And who is providing for the ladies..?? Would not work well for them to whip out a johnson . . ..

...tom...
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