The Whizzinator is a fake penis urinating device to defeat drug tests.
The device comes complete with dried synthetic urine, heater pack (so the urine will be body temp) and a realistic prosthetic penis in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black. (Source)
The best reason for all drug screens to be random.
Who is going to pack dried urine, a heater, and a prosthetic penis around with them day after day..?? Although it might be effective for the planned/scheduled preemployment drug screen.
And who is providing for the ladies..?? Would not work well for them to whip out a johnson . . ..
...tom...
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time to get off the ganj and get straight, kiddo.
oh, and what about the violations to your constitutional rights? the right NOT to incriminate yourself and it is an illegal search and seizure. it is this kind of BS along with the "above the influence" crap that will kill america. think about it....you can kill your babies but you can't smoke weed.
though I am a bit conflicted: you're pro legalization, or at least anti-drug testing, which I like. at the same time, you seem to be some kind of crazy anti-abortionist.
either way, nicely said.
If you don't like the drug tests, don't work there.
If you don't like my store's policies, don't shop here. Or better, yet, get your whiney ass the fuck out of here before I have you arrested.
And last but not least, if you don't like Amerika, then move to Iraq where I can hunt you down like the dog you are, rape your faggy ass, and kill you without worrying about any "repercussions."
We're here, we're fucked up and we hate you. Get used to it.
Skid, has your drug use desensitized you to Outraged's real comment? I don't think he was disagreeing with you.
I've seen enough people screw up their lives by abusing all types of substances, including marijuana and alcohol. You won't convince me that you're not hurting yourself or possibly endangering others by doing it.
Oh, and crazy drug guy...a search or seizure is only unconstitutional if performed by a government entity, as opposed to a private employer.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-and-quickfix.html
We package it with Quick Fix Synthetic Urine for only $5 more then a regular Whizzinator, saving like $25
-j
or marijuana hotline 1-973-409-3274
lol
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