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	<title>Comments on: If Chuck Norris Were Elected Vice President &#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 21:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmm... meat ... Chuck FTW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm&#8230; meat &#8230; Chuck FTW!</p>
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		<title>By: phoenix</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-565085</link>
		<dc:creator>phoenix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 21:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was gonna snark about how Chuck Norris and his "meat meat sports beer" approach to everything is played out, but damn did other commenters get to it first. :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was gonna snark about how Chuck Norris and his &#8220;meat meat sports beer&#8221; approach to everything is played out, but damn did other commenters get to it first. <img src='http://www.neatorama.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Johnny Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-564785</link>
		<dc:creator>Johnny Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 18:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Agreed.  Norris = old news, not funny anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agreed.  Norris = old news, not funny anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: Jacques</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-564606</link>
		<dc:creator>Jacques</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck, go away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck, go away.</p>
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		<title>By: j.d.</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-564460</link>
		<dc:creator>j.d.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 15:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chuck norris has jumped the shark. officially. with the original post on the main page. 

His movies were b-rated (except when he was not the main character, such as Bruce Lee), his politics are beyond absurd and cannot stand against even slight scrutiny....He isn't even a conservative ffs! Everything he stands for is to expand government and intrude into our lives. 

...so why do we continue glorifying him, even out of mockery?

There should be an anti-Chuck movement. 

The only reason he is popular today is because Huckabee gave him credibility. And we should take that platform away from him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chuck norris has jumped the shark. officially. with the original post on the main page. </p>
<p>His movies were b-rated (except when he was not the main character, such as Bruce Lee), his politics are beyond absurd and cannot stand against even slight scrutiny&#8230;.He isn&#8217;t even a conservative ffs! Everything he stands for is to expand government and intrude into our lives. </p>
<p>&#8230;so why do we continue glorifying him, even out of mockery?</p>
<p>There should be an anti-Chuck movement. </p>
<p>The only reason he is popular today is because Huckabee gave him credibility. And we should take that platform away from him.</p>
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-563935</link>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 11:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not a fan of the ultra-conservative Chuck Norris.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not a fan of the ultra-conservative Chuck Norris.</p>
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		<title>By: Thomas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 07:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've lost a lot of respect for Chuck Norris lately.  The jokes are funny, but only when he's not involved personally.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve lost a lot of respect for Chuck Norris lately.  The jokes are funny, but only when he&#8217;s not involved personally.</p>
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		<title>By: Moodindigo</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-563719</link>
		<dc:creator>Moodindigo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 07:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a horrible feeling that the last few years of exposure on t'interweb has given him an inflated sense of political self worth. What a douche.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a horrible feeling that the last few years of exposure on t&#8217;interweb has given him an inflated sense of political self worth. What a douche.</p>
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		<title>By: Greengirl</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-563148</link>
		<dc:creator>Greengirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 00:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hmmm taking the North Pole and changing the names of other countries makes him seem like a jerk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmmm taking the North Pole and changing the names of other countries makes him seem like a jerk.</p>
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		<title>By: CheeseDuck</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-562916</link>
		<dc:creator>CheeseDuck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 22:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris FTW! WOO! I'd vote for Chuck Norris. :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris FTW! WOO! I&#8217;d vote for Chuck Norris. <img src='http://www.neatorama.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: bean</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/21/if-chuck-norris-were-elected-vice-president/#comment-562903</link>
		<dc:creator>bean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 22:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Chuck Norris thing stopped being cute or funny three years ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Chuck Norris thing stopped being cute or funny three years ago.</p>
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		<title>By: Geekazoid</title>
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		<dc:creator>Geekazoid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 22:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like Chuckie would actually be able to accomplish things while in office.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like Chuckie would actually be able to accomplish things while in office.</p>
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