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70 comments to "Caption Monkey 30: Panda Rolling in Snow"

  1. Cubby96
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Eat that, Ron Jeremy!

  2. Courtney
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Can’t find my keys again!!!

  3. Abbey
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    My favorite smell is me.

  4. streetattack
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    The sacred art of pandagomi is both complicated and beautiful.

  5. Christophe
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    My papa was a rolling stone…
    And now I broke my heart and bones…

  6. heather
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    First discovered in ancient Buddhist texts, Panda-yoga is a rarely seen, but incredibly cute method of meditation.

  7. hypertweeter
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Hate to be crude but…

    “Petey the panda was about to learn the hard way that yoga and tex-mex don’t mix”

  8. bean
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    China considers its pandaballs to be its primary defense against Russian invasion from the North.

  9. Nate
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    HAAAAAA @ Abbey

    I don’t know if I can top that

  10. Amit
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    “Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone get’s curious and tries it sometime.”

    “I never tried it. bleeping pervert.”

  11. dan
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    panda sutra

  12. jonathan
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Have you seen my cub? ‘Bout yea big — sneezes really loud?

  13. Archbob
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    That Panda picture is cute

  14. JaneM
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Hey - there’s a hole in my butt!

    Want to play panda ball?

  15. Matty
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Panda diplomacy took a turn for the worse when, in 1976, China’s prized Ling-Ling offered a blatant and distasteful “up yours” to America.

  16. Mr.Mario
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    No wonder pandas are endangered!

  17. diogenes
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Things needed to make a panda snowball:
    1)Panda
    2)Snow
    3)Hill

  18. Matty
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    *Edit:

    Panda diplomacy took a turn for the worse when, in 1976, China’s prized Ling-Ling offered a blatant and distasteful “up yours” to American diplomat Henry Kissinger (not pictured).

  19. Matty
    May 20th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    One of the most tragic dismounts in the long and storied history of panda gymnastics.

  20. Matty
    May 20th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    “peek-a-bamboo, I see you”

    (sorry for all the comments, I’m really bored at work)

  21. Tex Longone
    May 20th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Yep, it’s true! Snow does cause constipation.

  22. munky
    May 20th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Pesky bottom rib… ngh!

  23. jay
    May 20th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    I can re-haz cheezburger?

  24. docabel
    May 20th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    There once was a panda from Nantucket,
    who’s $#@$#@ was ….

    you know the rest…

  25. dncucf
    May 20th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Yoga Bear, the half brother of Yogi Bear.

  26. seekshelter
    May 20th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    sometimes, farts smell pretty good.

  27. Tim Giachetti
    May 20th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    “you can haz cookie, I has testicles, see?”

  28. Evan
    May 20th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Fuck you, I’m a panda!

  29. Reba
    May 20th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    “The greatest test of courage on earth is to BEAR defeat without losing heart.”
    - Robert Green Ingersoll

  30. Reba
    May 20th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Yo, that’s how I roll!

  31. Reba
    May 20th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Umm … I thought I asked for a Brazilian Wax!?!?

  32. kelly
    May 20th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    TWISTAHHHH!

  33. Marie
    May 20th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    So..Thats where it is

  34. PaulVI
    May 20th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    “Because I can.”

  35. konaha
    May 20th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    What do you mean that I have been rickrolled?

  36. Lauren H
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Hey! I have snowballs!

  37. Mike Morris
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Only 6 years 364 days until I get the bubble gum back!

  38. Sorcerer Mickey
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    My butt - it haz a flavr!

  39. Sorcerer Mickey
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Halp! I is rolling uphill!

  40. Sorcerer Mickey
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    I is doing yoga… Is not so gret, aktually!

  41. Sorcerer Mickey
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Pip, help! There’s a leaf stuck to my hinder!

  42. Sorcerer Mickey
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Nom, nom, nom!

  43. danny p.
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    Everyone loves their own brand!

  44. agntalias
    May 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Look! It’s Donald Trump’s hairdo!

  45. ricky
    May 20th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    So which one’s my elbow again?

  46. zav
    May 20th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  47. Vakero Galactico
    May 20th, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    damn! …right paw blue?… where’s the blue?

  48. 9317
    May 21st, 2008 at 1:08 am

    “rolling…rolling…rolling…uh oh..me aint feelin good now”

  49. tripleX
    May 21st, 2008 at 1:58 am

    My tail worries me…

  50. tripleX
    May 21st, 2008 at 2:02 am

    These crabs are tasty!

  51. tripleX
    May 21st, 2008 at 2:19 am

    Nothing nicer then some warm breath on cold balls…

  52. Skwerl
    May 21st, 2008 at 4:04 am

    “..SO i’m like this really bic cool catepillar and i’m going to become the most awesomest butterfly ever”

  53. Skwerl
    May 21st, 2008 at 4:07 am

    “.. and so i’m like the biggest coolest catepillar, going to be the awesomest butterfly ever!”

  54. tripleX
    May 21st, 2008 at 5:37 am

    Panda is counting his blessings.

  55. tripleX
    May 21st, 2008 at 6:03 am

    I’m ready to rumble! For the ‘WWF’…

  56. gotchaby1
    May 21st, 2008 at 7:02 am

    This is how we roll…..

  57. Pol x
    May 21st, 2008 at 7:18 am

    Reason for low birth rate of Pandas revealed,

    male pandas slightly more flexible than human counterparts.

  58. Huckpaletos
    May 21st, 2008 at 8:08 am

    “Give me your lighter, dude! Quick!!!”

  59. Scotchdrnkr
    May 21st, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Hey Ling Ling, Can You do this?

  60. JimmyJoe
    May 21st, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Does anyone want a cup of tea?

  61. Stolen Name
    May 21st, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Really dude, it’s not what you think.

  62. JeepMcMuddy
    May 21st, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Jealous Much?

  63. leslie
    May 21st, 2008 at 11:54 am

    eat your heart out Chad Kroeger

  64. John S.
    May 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    “Am I a boy or a girl?”

  65. terry
    May 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    AAAHHHH…BAMBOO FARTS !

  66. Wingbreaker
    May 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    I think I can, I think I can, I think I can……

  67. Happy Villain
    May 21st, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    One of the unfortunate consequences of using porn to encourage pandas to mate.

  68. Reba
    May 21st, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Look at this thing!! No wonder I can’t fit into my skinny jeans!

  69. Alex
    May 21st, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Hah! That was great, you guys - Adam Koford has picked the winner. Congrats to streetattack for the winning caption “The sacred art of pandagomi is both complicated and beautiful.”

  70. shazney
    July 11th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    Eats Shoots and Rolls…….

    I know i am too late but couldn’t resist adding a caption.


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