What? There's a new X-Files movie coming out? I must be living under a rock. The title is X-Files: I Want To Believe, though I think what they meant was X-Files: I Want You To Spend $10.50 On Tickets, $15 on Crappy Popcorns and Soda And $75 On Babysitter To Watch This Movie.
Anyhoo, it's coming out this July, and you can whet your appetite by watching this trailer over at Always Watching: http://www.alwayswatching.org/news/finally-official-trailer-x-files-i-want-believe-and-viral-videos
Previously on Neatorama: Caption Monkey 22: X-Files, the Intersection