Steve Eats Unpleasant Things So You Don't Have To

Posted by David in Food & Drinks on May 11, 2008 at 9:18 am


This one’s a bit old, but if you haven’t read it yet, it’ll be new (and newly disgusting) to you. Over at The Sneeze, you can find a compilation of every “Steve, Don’t Eat It!” feature, in which Steve eats things most of us only have Fear-Factor-induced nightmares about eating. Think of it like “Jackass” for your stomach. Among the thing he samples: Dog treats, black fungus…and his own wife’s breast milk:

I couldn’t bring myself to just do the whole shot at once, so I started out with a little girly sip. And the truth is it’s not that bad at all. It tastes like milk, just slightly more sweet. And mentally, just slightly more making me want to gargle with Clorox and assume the fetal position while I question my life.

Hit the Link to read more of Steve’s gourmet adventures. WARNING: This is link not for the faint of heart.


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13 comments to "Steve Eats Unpleasant Things So You Don't Have To"

  1. clinton robert labombard
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Hm.. no updates as of late, so I guess he's done eating things he shouldn't.

  2. Dianne
    May 11th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Thin, sort of blue and sticky....put some Hershey syrup in it the next time.

  3. Tempscire
    May 11th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Psh. What a drama queen. Blah blah kill me call 911 stomach pump blah blah.

  4. L
    May 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Lots of us drank breast milk at one time. Why is it so disgusting now? And why on earth is it so much more disgusting than drinking something that was squeezed out of a cow udder?

    I guess I shouldn't expect logic from a guy who calls his own kid an "asshole".

  5. cuimhne
    May 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Ah yes, Steve has disappeared of late but Steve Don't Eat it is a classic!

  6. Parker
    May 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Wow that's a lot of haterade for no apparent reason. I found it interesting as I know I will never be trying these foods, some of which I had no idea existed. Pickled pork rinds? Incredible.

  7. Kermtzu
    May 11th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    When Steve eats and keeps down a balut, I will be truly impressed. (Look it up. Yuck)

  8. Miss Cellania
    May 11th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    One of my favorites is his recipe for prison wine.

  9. Miss Cellania
    May 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    I meant a favorite for linking, not that I've tried the recipe....

  10. Ola Amigo
    May 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    That's some nasty stuff. Silkworm pupa looked especially bad to me.

    The only thing out of all that that I ever tried was natto, which is (I think) just fermented soybeans. It wasn't particularly tasty but not horrible either. It's supposed to be real big in Japan. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

  11. Stevi
    May 12th, 2008 at 8:00 am

    The Sneeze is one of the best blogs on the web, ye digg?

  12. Shelby
    May 12th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Steve: breast milk makes heavenly omelets. Try it.

    Also, have you tried baby formula (just to give the other side a chance)? -- it's like poison and I cannot believe any child can choke down that stuff. It is the most bitter taste on earth, I swear!

  13. MoonCake
    May 13th, 2008 at 7:43 am

    ironically, humans were not meant to drink cow's milk. but i suppose it's sort-of difficult to extract milk from humans in large enough quantities to satisfy consumer demand. wow.. there's a new perspective you don't mean to pay attention to every day.


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