Attention gamers: do you have a hard time firing? Perhaps you’re suffering from a medical condition called P.D. (Projectile Dysfunction). But worry not, there is a cure: Stroyent (humanifil killemal).
Here’s the viral ad from Enemy Territory: Quake Wars: hit play or go to Link [YouTube] | Stroyent website – via AdFreak
Rich
Actual results may vary…
And there’s nothing about punkbuster not sniffing you out…
bah!
Xinavera
“Common side effects may include painful urination, vomiting, and spontaneous decapitation. Stroyent is for gamers only. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should not handle Stroyent.”
MoonCake
soo funny. i loved the cross-section images on the wall showing the before and after use. hilarious!
“if firing continues for more than four minutes, consult your physician.”
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