Comments on: Pabst Blue Ribbon Casket

By: MoonCake

MoonCake — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:47:42 +0000

@jimbo- wtf, man. i don’t care who you are, you don’t tell random people they’re going to hell.
@rich- i don’t even think the worms will enjoy it because aluminum isn’t biodegratable! ha.

but yea.. way to show off how much you like beer, PBR Bill. i’m just glad he has a good humor about death, because i don’t know many people who are looking forward to being put in a box under the ground.

By: MoonCake

MoonCake — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:44:24 +0000

@jimbo- wtf, man.
@rich- not even the worms will enjoy it because aluminum isn’t biodegratable. ha!

but yea.. way to show how much you like beer, PBR Bill. at least he has a good humor about death. you don’t meet many people who are looking forward to spending forever in a box under the ground…

By: Vako

Vako — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:16:43 +0000

White trash supreme !

Does the coffin have CRV value? I wonder. Some redneck grave robber might try to dig it up and take it to the recycler.

By: Alannah

Alannah — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:37:02 +0000

My brother in law has a Pabst logo tattooed on his arm. He really, really thinks it’s cool, too, and not in any ironic way.

By: Viola

Viola — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:41:19 +0000

I want to be buried in a replica of a pint of Ben and Jerry’s

By: theDuchess

theDuchess — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:44:23 +0000

Hipsters rejoice! Will they be carrying these at Urban Outfitters now? (website only, I’m sure)

By: Rich

Rich — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:40:39 +0000

Not only a nifty coffin, but also a shiny banner for ‘probable cause of death’. Too bad only the worms will appreciate it’s final resting place. This one is a better memorial in my opinion…

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/10/time-expired-the-parking-meter-tom bstone/

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:32:46 +0000

If you are going to burn in hell, might as well make a great exit!

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:32:12 +0000

Hah! Beer…