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12 Comments to "Nutzapper and Other Really Dirty Racehorse Names"
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fsmarch
May 2nd, 2008 at
12:45 pm
Brings to mind how people try to push the envelope on vanity plates for their cars, just to see what they can get away with.
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OddNumber
May 2nd, 2008 at
2:07 pm
“Date More Minors”? I think the police need to check into that horse’s owner.
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OddNumber
May 2nd, 2008 at
2:08 pm
I don’t get why people push the envelope with their vanity plates. Similarly, I don’t understand why so many people put truck nutz on their trucks.
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heather
May 2nd, 2008 at
2:23 pm
I think jockeys name their horses dirty names just so the announcer has to say them out loud during the race.
My favorite is a horse named ‘Hoof Hearted’. It doesn’t sound bad at first, but try saying it a couple of times fast. You’ll get it
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Ali S.
May 2nd, 2008 at
2:43 pm
@ Heather
OMG! That’s awesome. I didn’t get it until said it really fast and loudly. My boss wasn’t impressed as my colleagues around me.
Ok, if I ever have a horse to name it would be,”My Donut needs more sprinkles!” Just to hear the announcer saying that all the time would be hilarious. Every listener would wonder if the announcer is really mad at the intern for not getting him a better donut with sprinkles…or insane.
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CheeseDuck
May 2nd, 2008 at
4:17 pm
Hah. Nice
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Louisa
May 2nd, 2008 at
9:04 pm
Years ago, I saw a clip of a horse race and one of the horses was named Crazy MotherF*cker or something very similar. The announcer was desperately trying to avoid saying that horse’s name. He did a great job and the audio was hilarious. Does anyone else remember that?
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Alannah
May 2nd, 2008 at
10:29 pm
“Wrecked Em”
I had to say that one aloud about five times before I got it. I’m not feeling terribly bright today.
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Miss Cellania
May 2nd, 2008 at
10:49 pm
We had a video of Hoof Hearted here on Neatorama a while back.
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/09/hoof-hearted/ -
cuimhne
May 3rd, 2008 at
8:36 am
How about “Norfolk n’ Chance”? If I had a racehorse that’s what I’d name it.
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little gator
May 3rd, 2008 at
9:41 am
Don’t forget it’s only been a few years since the Kentucky Derby had an entry named Rock Hard Ten.
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Thomas
May 3rd, 2008 at
2:29 pm
those damn dirty jockeys.
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