Comments on: Porky Pooper and Friends.

By: astrodex

astrodex — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:04:09 +0000

I used to work in a friend’s candy store and we sold these (along with pooping cows and reindeer). We had one on the counter so people could see how they worked. Most grown-ups would remark on how disgusting it was just before tossing one of the jelly bean poops into their mouth. This usually happened before we could warn them of how many people had handled the poop. We would just keep putting them back in until someone decided to eat them. I figure if they don’t have the manners to ask then it serves them right.

By: Allicat

Allicat — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:35:18 +0000

My sister and I have a running competition with these; every Xmas we try to top the other in terms of pooping animal/jelly bean grossness. I think I’m in the lead after this past year’s Polar bear gift to my sis. I do cherish my piggy and cow though.

By: Lea

Lea — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:13:01 +0000

Those have been around forever. They have them at the dollar stores here.

By: ted

ted — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:39:08 +0000

I like the slogan “the super pocket pooper”. Like all the other pocket poopers you ever owned were only mediocre.

You should have to lift the tail to start the hours of pooping action - more realistic.

By: Rosi

Rosi — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:01:22 +0000

They’ve had it over here for ages. Trust the English to have silly poop toys.
It doesn’t cost that much here, only about £2 ($4) from Hawkin’s Bazaar at Christmas (at least the miniature one). I think it’s pretty harmless as gifts go.
I have a sheep that baa’s when you press it and a Santa as well. The Santa is a bit weird, I’ll grant you that. Also the jelly beans don’t taste all that great (perhaps I shouldn’t have expected them to…)

By: fsmarch

fsmarch — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:40:34 +0000

LMAO! Brings out the kid in me.

By: L

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:48:51 +0000

My (male) cousins got the reindeer for Christmas years ago. They had more fun making the reindeer poop and then stuffing the candy back up the reindeer’s ass than actually eating it!

By: piper

piper — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:31:28 +0000

I bought one of these about 5 years ago in a dollar store in Kansas City, with plans of transforming it into a pooping pug. The jellybeans are root beer flavored!

By: Rich

Rich — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:07:51 +0000

The association of poo and candy go back years… the strange German Marzipan “Moneymaker” candy comes to mind - its some marzipan shaped like a little guy with his pants down and he has a gold coin coming out of his butt. “May you poo gold” his is unstated motto.

The holiday season isn’t the same unless I see one of those guys around the house.

By: clairmonde

clairmonde — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:20:14 +0000

I always thought of Pez candies as the vertebrae of whatever dispenser I had. So not only was I severing the necks of my favorite cartoon characters, but slowly eating away their spine!

It doesn’t come in a cool dispenser, but a friend bought me Cat Butt Gum. The package is too funny for me to ruin it to try out the gum. Or at least that is what I am telling myself.

By: Lore

Lore — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:40:33 +0000

The inner child in me giggles every time I see this.

By: SarahS

SarahS — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:31:51 +0000

I’ve given these out as gag gifts many times.. especially the reindeer for Secret Santa gift giveaways.

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:26:04 +0000

Id have to disagree… Pez is dispensed via severed necks not by vomiting

By: Ola Amigo

Ola Amigo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:25:33 +0000

Hmm. Makes a nice gift I’d say.

By: Aeris

Aeris — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:11:33 +0000

well, i don’t think it is that stupid - Pez works by animals puking candies essentially.

By: BeX

BeX — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:05:32 +0000

They are huge here in Australia at Christmas time. Last year I got my friend a penguin and a polar bear. I have a cow, a cat and a pig. You can also get the reindeer and Santa. Poop galore!

By: Zakk Underhill

Zakk Underhill — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:47:37 +0000

I got one of thoses reindeer for christmas a few years back. They’re pretty awesome.

By: Barbwire

Barbwire — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:51:21 +0000

Must be from Asia. They seem to have a bit of an obsession with bodily waste. Why would anyone other than a kid think that food shaped like poop is a good idea?

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:38:46 +0000

Maybe the stupidest novelty candy dispenser ever

By: bean

bean — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:59:29 +0000

Where was the internet when I was given a bag of chocolate candies called “butt nuggets”?

(I wish I was making that up… the packaging was more graphic than this one)