Comments on: Star Trek Bottle Opener

By: tigergal39

tigergal39 — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:17:37 +0000

I haven’t used a bottle opener in about 20 years, but I want this one (I’m such a geek)

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:20:42 +0000

It might be awkward to operate, with a wide and short handle, but here is the critical question: Does it open Romulan Ale or drinks that are green?

By: Bryon

Bryon — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:12:02 +0000

Heather … Yeah, I know. But without someone defending the true faith and declaring war on heathens, where would our world be today?

Ummm … on second thought, nevermind.

By: L

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:25:41 +0000

The Enterprise does kind of look like a bottle opener. I doubt that’s what the original designers were going for, though.

By: JoBo S

JoBo S — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:03:12 +0000

I guess I am not as hard core of a trek fan as Bryon is cause I thought this was kinda cool.

By: fsmarch

fsmarch — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:34:47 +0000

Bud me up, Scotty!

By: Alannah

Alannah — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:42:25 +0000

It’s very cool, but that’s an awful lot of pay for just a bottle opener.

By: Alannah

Alannah — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:41:17 +0000

Could someone with admin power delete the above comment? Wrong thread, my bad.

By: Alannah

Alannah — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:40:35 +0000

There are so many great comic-booky nerd movies coming out this summer, I don’t see how I’m going to have time for anything else.

By: heather

heather — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:27:25 +0000

heh…a cute little souvenir for the minor trek fan.

and Bryon, honey…it’s a bottle opener. lighten up a little huh?

“Scotty, set engines to maximum!”
“Aye, captain!” *ktchh* lol

By: Bryon

Bryon — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:51:12 +0000

They’re not going to sell one of these to a real Trek fan. They’ll sell them to relatives or friends of Trek fans. But no real Trek fan will buy this because, although the lettering on the saucer portion is clearly meant to indicate a Constitution-class starship, THE PYLONS AND NACELLES ARE GOING BELOW RATHER THAN ABOVE THE SAUCER!

I’ve seen worse Trek kitsch and could have given this a bye if only they’d gotten the details right.